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Dana and Lara – Chapter 9
Dana: Oh my God, get it off … get it off
Alice: OK OK you’re not going to get pregnant through your sweater
“They were all laughing hysterically while I’m freaking and Alice is trying to wipe the stuff off me.”
Dana: Thanks. I know. I got it … I’ll get it.
“While I’m brushing Alice’s hands away, Shane suddenly has an epiphany and that just makes me feel worse.
Shane: Wait … so we could be here at the moment of conception.
Bette: You could … yes.
Shane: Well then I’m really sorry. Would you like us to leave?
Bette: That would be too late.
“I can’t believe Tina is putting up with this. She’s calmly lying there with the three of us sprawled around her bedroom and she’s listening to this banter between Shane and Bette. Finally she speaks up and gets us refocused on the reason we were there in the first place.”
Tina: Yeah why don’t you guys just tell us about the emergency?
Shane: The emergency is Miss Dana is hot for this little nugget at her country club.
Alice: Lara Perkins. We looked her up on the chart … not on it.
Dana: I just want to know if she’s …
Tina: If she’s gay.
Bette: Have you looked at her fingernails.
Alice: Not gonna work … she’s a chef.
Tina: What kind of dresser is she?
Dana: Well, she wears this cute little white uniform. Sometimes she wears a stripey apron.
Bette: Well, what about personal interaction? I mean, is she flirtatious? Does she make a lot of eye contact?
Tina: Does she touch your hand when she’s talking to you?
Dana: Well, I haven’t really talked to her up close yet.
Alice: What, do you guys shout across the room?
“This causes another bout of laughter at my expense. I was good natured about it because I really needed their help, but I was getting a little annoyed being the bunt of everyone’s jokes.”
Dana: No. Look I just want to know. I just … before I talk to her and make an ass of myself … I just want to know whether or not she’s …
Bette: Dana, Dana honey … you can’t possibly make any kind of accurate analysis when you haven’t even had a conversation with her. I mean, we need something to go on.
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This disease has taken a toll on everybody and yet the group,fans,parents,even her girlfriend still rallies behind her.LARA was really caring and took a lot from DANA but it was all in the name of LOVE.Memories of long ago took her mind off the pain for awhile and thats good that she can laugh in these trying times but fear of the unknown will at least be held back this time.pps thanks.
Glad Dana is letting people around her help her.
Glad it’s getting a bit lighter, thanks
I loved the scenes between them. And i am happy this was a lighter chapter.
Lara is a wonderful woman who loves Dana deeply, glad that she isn’t running away and that Dana accept her and her family and friends support.
Great update!
Dana slowly recovering this disease
and do not let Lara go.
The entire constellation.