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    Diary of a Mad Addict . . . Chapter 21

    Story written on March 11, 2005 by T6beach.
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    Momma’s got a brand new bag, or in this case, obsession.

    To complicate my life even more, I suffered a heart attack , nearly died, saw The Light, and recovered completely only to have the image of one Ms Bette Porter appear to me continuously giving me advise as only a hot, all-knowing deity could do – yep, in my mind Bette was God.

    Hhmm, how am I feeling these days you want to know? I pursed my lips together, rubbed my chin with one hand while scratching my head with the other. Let me see . . . I am glad to be back at work (LIAR). It was nice to see everyone and get back into the swing of things (YEA RIGHT — NOT). Im pretty sure my bosses were happy to see me arrive on time and actually finish my route without having to answer so many customer complaints (***** — MY BOSSES WERE DISAPPOINTED TO HEAR I RECOVERED -THOSE *****-KISSIN, BOOT-LICKIN LOWER MANAGEMENT PIECES OF POND SCUM). So I guess I am feeling OK. (WHAT A LOAD OF *****)

    That is excellent, Beach, she replied with genuine sincerity making me feel just a twinge of guilt at my sardonic ramblings.

    She turned her back to me and walked around to the other side of the desk to sit. It took every ounce of restraint I had in my body not to follow her, grab her from behind, bend her over that desk and Bette ***** and Beach love her to death -something I have wanted to do each and every single session we have. But I remained seated, quiet, reflective, anticipating my next lie.

    That was a pretty easy question / answer volley. Lets try something just a little more involved, shall we. Any new struggles with the addiction? I see the new season has started and the site is filled with lots of new talent. Whats going on in your head, Beach? What are your thoughts about what you are reading?

    (THE SITE?? THE SITE?? SHE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THE ***** SITE?? TINA IS LEAVING BETTE AND HOOKING UP WITH YET ANOTHER CONTROL FREAK AND CANT EVEN FIGURE THAT OUT – – BETTE IS JUST FALLING APART AND CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO REDEEM HERSELF – -SHANE CANT FIGURE OUT HOW ***** HOT CARMEN REALLY IS – -DANA IS JUST A NAVE MORON, GO FIGURE AND JENNY IS . . . WELL JENNY DOESNT EVEN FIGURE INTO THIS EQUATION . . . THE SHOW HAS ME COMPLETELY UNNERVED AND she WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THE SITE??? ABOUT THE NEW TALENT??? IS SHE ***** OUT OF HER MIND???)

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    1. “Thankfully, the cell phone turned itself off as I hit the ground, keeping the curious public from reading my sex-laden message as they attended to my bloodied face.” LOL!!! Oh it’s good to read ya! Outstanding as always Beach. You make me want to run out and buy a new kerchief. HA, wonderful.

    2. Beach, I’ve been following this diary a long time and I can’t say I’m disappointed. Love this to bits! :) Somehow, there’s a reflection of me staring back with lunatic eyes.

    3. Sex via phone text message? Ghee, I’m gonna have to try that! BTW, the hankerchief thing….you would be surprised at how many guys still carry them….I’ll tell you about it some time. Thanks again for the laughs Beach. You rule.

    4. I love to read your stuff ’cause it puts my addiction in perspective. Huh? I would love it if you wrote a roadtrip to meet Bette in West Hollywood – please??

    5. You crack me up T6beach!! You fall out of your chair and bump your head when you cybersex….you bump your head against a steel light post when you have text-message-sex…. Seems that you rather ‘bump’ than ‘hump’.

    6. Beach, looks like you’re bringing your life in great danger due to all the addictions. I would suggest to take a backpack with you everywhere you go containing at least a first aid kit, coldpack, lidocaine for local anaesthesia and nitrolingual in case of acute heatfailure. Furthermore, I would consider wearing a helmet whenever you’re awake. Speaking of which…in Belgium there was this research quite recently. They threw a helmet and a fabric hat off a tall building. The helmet fell into several pieces whereas the fabric hat didn’t show any damage at all. Helmet are forbidden since, but hey,….I’ll leave the choice up to you !

    7. Uh, Whoops! I still need to post the last addition that was sent to me over 6 weeks ago…………however, I am starved for more articles……….Beach? Anyone?……..that and my addiction to the L also………which would baffle and scare most………shit, I’ll leave it at that! :D

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