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Do you remember when… Chapter 6
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“Chocolate nipples and a present!”
Bette burst out laughing at the coy answer, giving Tina a wink, reaching under the table, squeezing her knee.
“What about you Al?”
“Oh not much…”
Both Bette and Tina looked at her, forks poised in the air, their chewing halted.
“Well, I only spent a little bit…”
“How much?”
“too dred five.”
“Didn’t quite understand that Al!”
“Oh, does it matter… two hundred and fifty!”
“You spent two hundred and fifty dollars in the ‘Bean Box’?”
“This meal is amazing Bette, you really are the curry master in this house…!”
“That was a swift change of subject Al, but thanks…”
“Do you remember the first curry I made you T?”
Tina raised one eyebrow, giving Bette ‘the look’, which in turn caused Bette to burst out laughing.
“Is that a yes, T?”
“You know what it is Porter…”
“I think there is more to this than meets the eye, spill Kennard!”
“Nothing to spill…” Tina gives Bette a glare, daring her to go any further.
“You are so lying!” Alice became excited, knowing she was about to find a secret of Tina’s.
“Nothing to tell, Bette made a curry when we had been going out for a while, that’s it.”
“That is so not it!” Alice was becoming more intrigued by the minute.
Tina looked to Bette, her eyes giving Bette a silent warning of ‘don’t even think about it’.
Bette raised her eyebrows, the smirk on her face confirming that Tina was just blatantly lying, and she knew damn well that Tina was currently squirming under the curiosity of Alice’s gaze.
Alice watched the silent communication in fascination, knowing there was a story to tell.
Tina poised her fork in mid air, her silent threat to Bette.
“Bring it on baby!” Bette teased.
“You dare Porter or you get curry on the expensive suit…”
“Bette, its fine, I’ll pay for the dry cleaning…” Alice piped in.
Bette smirked as she looked from Alice to Tina.
Tina looked more defeated as the moments went on, she tried another avenue, “no orgasms for a month, Porter!”
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What a absolute delight to read this funny, sweet, hot and fantastic chapter. It had it all….the mention and promise of more about the jeans (I’m glad you listen to your readers LOL); great banter between Bette and Alice – I loved how they conspired against Tina; loving, tender and mischievous interaction between B&T; a tease off a writer and you know I’ve to comment on the shaving thing right???? LMAO…..when I read the sentence “Do you want me to shave you anywhere else” you were close to send me into cardiac arrest!!!!!! Was that for me?? LOL. Thank you for the best post ever!!! I hope the next post will continue with Alice teasing Tina, then send her home and on with the evening Bette has planned and please don’t forget about the candy thong LOL….
I really believe there is more room on the out side than on the inside. By the way we dont fart in our home,we fluff. plux we are not fat we are fluffy. love this goes to show us that they are humans and not perfect. thanks
you went since the romantic things until the funny on this chpater! Bette know how to pamper her woman and Tina know how to start a war fart! very good chapter
It is fantastic how you have Bette and Tina reminiscing their earlier times. We only know a few things that happend with them before their seventh year together. So their first years together are wide open for anyones interpretation and yours is just brilliant. This chapter was great and I can’t wait to see what happens next. Jo, you are an exceptional writer. Thank you!
OMG, I laught so hard that I split a gut. This was probably the funniest chapter that I have read and there are some really goood ones out there. You can write sexy, hot, steamy, painful and now hilarious chapters so well. You are a master writer. Thanks for allowing me to laugh out loud.
excellant, i was actually laughing out loud
So who needs a Jacuzzi? You know that when you’re comfortable farting around each other, it’s love. At least nobody got the dreaded “Dutch Oven”.
ROFLMAO!!! Ouch, my side is hurting!!! :D
you are just brilliant! Thank you for the laughter.
Good chapter. They are so cute and freaking funny love them, and I agree with zabo. Ok post soon please, thanks!
I agree with Zabo. Jo, I was laughing out loud at this chapter, nicely done indeed!
Excellent chapter….LOL…A really lovely build up to a romantic evening…Dinner,relaxing bath….pampering…and then you end it with the ultimate…A FART!….well hun your writing talent…and your imagination have reached a new level!..lol..But i loved it..how could you not love it! you make these two perfect!…and now with that outta the way…lol…well makes ya wonder whats next???…Nice one!
LOL…hey i get to be first AGAIN!…well people will think im being tipped off!….or that i never leave this screen!!…
wonderful chappy…the realness of the situation was priceless
You know, the second that Bette’s first curry for Tina was mentioned, I started thinking 1 of three things: 1.) Tina farted in the bath, 2.) Tina got diarrhea, or 3.) it was bad and Tina got sick and puked everywhere. When I was in college I figured out that some of the hottest women can produce some of the worst gas in the world, both orally and anally. I mean, I was pretty gassy before I went on acid reflux meds, but these hot girls could damn near put me in my place. One of them had an equally gassy boyfriend (now husband). Anyway, you’ve probably guessed that I can appreciate it when someone writes one or both of these hot women doing something as vile as farting. I guarantee that 30 years from now I will still find this funny.
OMG.. LOL.. this is so good and reminding us that even pretty women like Bette and Tina do fart as well ;)
he-he-he but only after wow
well i was with Lamentamini on this one… i thought she was going to throw up in the tub… what a chapter… loved it… please continue
Jobage, That was awesome. I enjoyed and revelled in Bette’s care and attention in providing her paramour with a meal created from love. The gentle teasing and ribbing by and of Alice was priceless. As was Tina’s reluctance in sharing her first meal prepared by Bette. I did have thoughts of food poisoning/ fire trucks/ fire breathing Tina however nowhere was the idea of the first bottom burps in the bath no less. It was endearing and hilarious. Pay back was a delight too. Now just what will Alice do with these revelations; keep them for another day when she needs collateral or open her big mouth and spread them around the group. You decide because I know which one my money is on and it ain’t saving for a rainy day. Wonderfulfuly realized and written as this detoured from the predictable route. More please. Thank you so much for this light hearted and entertainment segue of the gals’ lives. Your Loyal Fan.
LOL@lament’s comments! LMAO off this chapter Jo! That was priceless! You know it usually takes a while before a partner hears their partner farts or does a number 2! lol Now they officially bonded!
…Well, I guess you know you’re really comfortable with a lover when you can fart in the bath together!
aaww that was such a cute chapter!!! =) love your story! can’t wait to read more!!!! =)
I’ve always said if you can’t/won’t fart in front of your partner, the relationship won’t last. Hilarious chapter.
LOL. I wa expecting a fart but was thinking it was going to be in Bette’s face.
LOL! :)) Awesome as always, Jo! Thanks!
LOL…….r we gonna read what Bette’s reaction and behaviour both b4 and after getting her pressie is like????? I can hear all the comments from Al towards Tina….lol….was great continue..please AND MORE OFTEN IF POSSIBLE!!!!
hey honey — well who would have thought that you needed to share their first fart with one another. somehow i cannot imagine it of either women. it was done so sweetly and as brilliantly as always – your talent is breath-taking and you will always be my favourite writer on the site. shouldn’t there have been some clams in that curry ??
ROTFLMFAO–that was brilliant and unexpected. Such a wonderful story once again…always worth the wait. The banter, Alice’s comments always, and the obvious love between B & T–you are truly gifted in the way you express it all!
bette in the kitchen made me fall out of my chair great