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    Do you remember when… Chapter 6

     

    “How do you always manage to do that?” Tina had asked when she suddenly realised she now felt more relaxed just by talking to Bette than she had all week.

     

    “Do what baby?” Bette had whispered back into the phone.

     

    “I can be stressed up to the eyeballs and all you do is talk to me in that sexy voice of yours and you just get me to spill it all out and suddenly it never seems to be as important as I thought it was.”

     

    “Honey, it’s what I’m here for, if you can’t tell me what’s on your mind what use am I to you?”

     

    “I think you are far more use to me than that Bette?”

     

    “And what use would that be T…” Bette whispered as she had lain in bed talking to her gorgeous blonde girlfriend.

     

    “Bette, I can’t remember what my life was like without you in it…”

     

    Bette was taken aback by the tender words, her mind not formulating a reply for a moment as she tried to remember what her life had consisted of just a mere eight weeks ago.

     

    “Are you still there Bette?”

     

    “Yeah, I am babe, I was just trying to remember what my life was like pre TK, and the only thing that comes to mind, is that it was pretty empty.”

     

    Both beings became quiet as the realisation of the words they had both just uttered sank in, all Bette wanted at that very moment was to have Tina in her arms.

     

    “T…?”

     

    “Yeah…?” Tina spoke quietly, her heart momentarily stopping as she waited for what Bette was about to say.

     

    “I really, really love you…”

     

    Tina gave a small smile, her heart beginning to beat faster than it did moments prior, “I really love you too.”

     

    “I just want you in my arms T.”

     

    “I can be there in twenty minutes.”

     

    “Just do one thing for me babe…”

     

    “What’s that Bette?”

     

    “Drive safely, but hurry…”

     

    And so the evening ended with Tina wrapped in Bette’s arms, just purely the need for one to hold the other, to tell each other how much they loved each other, the words and the closeness enough to lull them into a peaceful slumber with the plans for a relaxing evening on Friday and Tina’s request for her girlfriend to make her a curry, which had been received with a giggle from Bette, along with a kiss and the words of ‘if you want me to make you a curry, then a curry it will be…”

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    1. What a absolute delight to read this funny, sweet, hot and fantastic chapter. It had it all….the mention and promise of more about the jeans (I’m glad you listen to your readers LOL); great banter between Bette and Alice – I loved how they conspired against Tina; loving, tender and mischievous interaction between B&T; a tease off a writer and you know I’ve to comment on the shaving thing right???? LMAO…..when I read the sentence “Do you want me to shave you anywhere else” you were close to send me into cardiac arrest!!!!!! Was that for me?? LOL. Thank you for the best post ever!!! I hope the next post will continue with Alice teasing Tina, then send her home and on with the evening Bette has planned and please don’t forget about the candy thong LOL….

    2. I really believe there is more room on the out side than on the inside. By the way we dont fart in our home,we fluff. plux we are not fat we are fluffy. love this goes to show us that they are humans and not perfect. thanks

    3. you went since the romantic things until the funny on this chpater! Bette know how to pamper her woman and Tina know how to start a war fart! very good chapter

    4. It is fantastic how you have Bette and Tina reminiscing their earlier times. We only know a few things that happend with them before their seventh year together. So their first years together are wide open for anyones interpretation and yours is just brilliant. This chapter was great and I can’t wait to see what happens next. Jo, you are an exceptional writer. Thank you!

    5. OMG, I laught so hard that I split a gut. This was probably the funniest chapter that I have read and there are some really goood ones out there. You can write sexy, hot, steamy, painful and now hilarious chapters so well. You are a master writer. Thanks for allowing me to laugh out loud.

    6. So who needs a Jacuzzi? You know that when you’re comfortable farting around each other, it’s love. At least nobody got the dreaded “Dutch Oven”.

    7. Excellent chapter….LOL…A really lovely build up to a romantic evening…Dinner,relaxing bath….pampering…and then you end it with the ultimate…A FART!….well hun your writing talent…and your imagination have reached a new level!..lol..But i loved it..how could you not love it! you make these two perfect!…and now with that outta the way…lol…well makes ya wonder whats next???…Nice one!

    8. You know, the second that Bette’s first curry for Tina was mentioned, I started thinking 1 of three things: 1.) Tina farted in the bath, 2.) Tina got diarrhea, or 3.) it was bad and Tina got sick and puked everywhere. When I was in college I figured out that some of the hottest women can produce some of the worst gas in the world, both orally and anally. I mean, I was pretty gassy before I went on acid reflux meds, but these hot girls could damn near put me in my place. One of them had an equally gassy boyfriend (now husband). Anyway, you’ve probably guessed that I can appreciate it when someone writes one or both of these hot women doing something as vile as farting. I guarantee that 30 years from now I will still find this funny.

    9. Jobage, That was awesome. I enjoyed and revelled in Bette’s care and attention in providing her paramour with a meal created from love. The gentle teasing and ribbing by and of Alice was priceless. As was Tina’s reluctance in sharing her first meal prepared by Bette. I did have thoughts of food poisoning/ fire trucks/ fire breathing Tina however nowhere was the idea of the first bottom burps in the bath no less. It was endearing and hilarious. Pay back was a delight too. Now just what will Alice do with these revelations; keep them for another day when she needs collateral or open her big mouth and spread them around the group. You decide because I know which one my money is on and it ain’t saving for a rainy day. Wonderfulfuly realized and written as this detoured from the predictable route. More please. Thank you so much for this light hearted and entertainment segue of the gals’ lives. Your Loyal Fan.

    10. LOL@lament’s comments! LMAO off this chapter Jo! That was priceless! You know it usually takes a while before a partner hears their partner farts or does a number 2! lol Now they officially bonded!

    11. LOL…….r we gonna read what Bette’s reaction and behaviour both b4 and after getting her pressie is like????? I can hear all the comments from Al towards Tina….lol….was great continue..please AND MORE OFTEN IF POSSIBLE!!!!

    12. hey honey — well who would have thought that you needed to share their first fart with one another. somehow i cannot imagine it of either women. it was done so sweetly and as brilliantly as always – your talent is breath-taking and you will always be my favourite writer on the site. shouldn’t there have been some clams in that curry ??

    13. ROTFLMFAO–that was brilliant and unexpected. Such a wonderful story once again…always worth the wait. The banter, Alice’s comments always, and the obvious love between B & T–you are truly gifted in the way you express it all!

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