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Double Vision 11
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“Good God, Helena are we back to that?!” drawled Estelle, strolling back into the room. She had made a swift exit into the kitchen when Bette and Helena had started their little murmurings.
“Helena?!” exclaimed Kit, realising the presence of two of the said person.
Estelle froze in her step, her lollipop (the extent of snacks in Jenny’s fridge) not quite making it to her mouth “Kit!”
Kit swung around to Estelle “Helena!”
“No”
“Hel…” Kit stopped mid-swing back to Helena, and rewinded back to Estelle “Say that again?”
“Estelle. Helena.” first pointing to herself and then to her sister, Estelle did her best impression of me-Tarzan, you-Jane. She winced inwardly, and then decided it was the least confusing response she could give. Plus, she had a ball of sweet stuck in her mouth. God, whoever thought of this stuff?
“Ah!” chirped Alice, walking into the room briskly “Glad you could join us Kit!”
Everyone turned to stare at Alice. Not surprisingly, Bette found her voice first “You called her??!”
Alice shrugged “Well, how else was I gonna get an explanation outta you guys?” Settling herself on the couch, she held out what she was holding in her hands “Look, I made popcorn!”
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(Next morning, The Planet)
Breakfast at the Planet was interrupted by the arrival of… -well, for lack of a better description –a Dana. The arrival was sudden, as if this was a story wherein the author had forgotten one character and had hastily plopped her in to the mix. [But whoever heard of that happening?!]
“Dana?”
“I’ve noticed something”
Silence.
“Well? Aren’t you going to ask me what it is?”
It was the novelty of the situation- Dana noticing something- that had surprised the group into silence.
Still being the new girl, Helena’s surprise wore off first “What did you notice Dana?” She leaned into Bette’s side. They were sitting so close together that you’d think it was a two-seater except for two things- one, there were no two-seaters at the Planet; two, half of Helena’s behind was precariously dipping in-between the gap that was inevitably there no matter how close you push two chairs together [I’ve checked]. Bette hadn’t noticed Helena’s uncomfortable position but Helena was certainly not telling her- she revelled in the feel of the arm so casually slung around her shoulders. She shifted slightly “And?”
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I think i may be first…YEA ME!! now for your story…it was too short…kinda like me…but damnit! Make it more long…I love the fact that Alice made popcorn..cuz do you really blame her..of course she didn’t need to call in big sister! POor Bette! But you continue to ignore my request for some Tina torture…of course now…i don’t think i want her tortured i think i want her back with BETTE!! ……hehehehehhehehe….GOTCHA!!
Great, loved it…but that’s no surprise upto now I loved all your chapters. You always paint a smile on my face, thanks for that.
Love this story! It makes me laugh so much… I’ve done what Helena’s done (fell through the gap between pushed-together seats). Only I didn’t get to sit on Bette Porter’s lap. >.>
Wha-aat ? Please, Vvitch, tell me you absentmindedly forgot to post another couple of pages there… Right ? You have got to be kidding us ?! ( stomping my foot ). LOL ! How can you tell us that you are going to be away from the boards for awhile and leave us with such a teeny tiny chapter ?! This will not do, dear Vvitch. LOL ! LOL ! Oh, well, so before I start, let me please say that there is only so much that you can be taught in yoga, you know… LMAO !So how did Dana become so perceptive anyway ? That girl really does have a sixth sense, eh ?… Well, Dana’s too funny and you’re absolutely right, anytime is a good time for an author to bring back Dana, she has such a great potential for comedy ( so I’mm just have to say : Way to go, V ! ). Speaking of comedy, I wanted to add that I still love you neologisms, you just keep cracking me up with those ( especially when you justify yourself for using them ). Not to mention your own comments on the dialogue that I find sooooo amusing. This chapter was a really nice puff of fresh air and I loved it. Well, now hopefully you won’t keep us waiting too long ( I am kinda concerned though, you know… ). Please, V, don’t torture us, have mercy on us…
this is such a cool story…please post soon…i know you will be away, but surprise us again…bette, estelle, and helena are so cute…the chemistry that you write them with is adorable…thanks!!
Vvvvvvv, thanks for the quick post…..*shocked expression, tears and whining…sorry no emoticons* No post for a while?…Nooooooooo! I need my daily….ummm…weekly…ummm…bi-weekly…well monthly giggle fix!! *raising my eyebrows in disbelief* You’ve checked the seats in the Planet V….ummm….hmmm (meaning disbelief)….hehehe!!! *shaking my head* You are so wrong for forgetting Dana, but the way you crafted this tale, I didn’t miss her….ummmm…. no offense Dana. However, she is a wonderful addition….a little slow….but delightful. *peering at Clarice* Ummmm…Clarice, is that a word? *googling neologisms* Newly invented word or phrase. Well, you learn something new everyday! *turning back to V* Everyone knows now, what twists do you have planned next?
This story is so funny…keep posting.
Hey vvitch! Gotta stay ever vigalant against forgetting certain characters, lol! I love this story. Estelle’s a hoot and Dana’s always a laugh. So everyone knows, except for the baby. You should do a sequel when you get the time. I know you’re busy. And I wonder what Kit’s said to Bette? Everyone being fine about this is so funny. I just love this.
That was so funny and love it. Let see more please, thanks!!!!!!!!
haha, only Jenny’s fridge will contain lollipops. Though everyone’s all smiles and grins now, I still don’t believe Estelle will be able to stay. Make me believe :p you know, by posting and stuff
What they all said! A great chapter and can’t wait until you have time to continue this! So funny, vvitch!
Aaaaaannd i’m all caught up!! Funny as ever! You’re a master in more ways than one V that’s for damn sure!! i love love love love this story!!! oh and your new one too, bloody hilarious!! more more more!
I soo much love your fic, vicky :D I like it so much that I nominated you for “THE BOMB”, “BEST ONGOING SERIES”, “BEST NON-TRADITIONAL” and over all “BEST COMEDY”. At least the last I’m sure you are going to win. We all will vote for you, as long as you keep us fed with new chapters, of course!!! LOL I love Estelle, now that B&H are a happy open couple you should think of getting Tina and Estelle together! I can’t wait for that famous double date LOL It surely will be funny and awkward! :D
Brilliant! This wsas sooo funny! Even before I clicked on ‘Double Vision’ to read the chapter, I just knew I was in for a treat and that’s exactly what I got! :) This story, no, I should say all your work, makes me laugh so much!!! My favourite ws when Helena fell through the space between the seats! OMG! :) So that’s why they call you Master V!!! I really hope you post again soon, I can’t wait to see what happens next :)