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Double Vision 6
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Helena peered right back.
Ohmigod, what if she’s been in an accident and she’s lost her memory, and I’m making fun of her?!! “Oh no, I’m so sorry” whispered Tina, clapping her hands over her mouth and standing up suddenly.
Silence.
One mississippi, two mississippi, thr…
“Will someone tell me what’s going on here?” spoke up Bette, still in the pool. Over a minute of patience so she damn well deserved some talk time.
Helena glanced at Bette, saying calmly “I don’t actually know. We were talking about Estelle’s tattoo but I think Tina’s moved on to some kind of song and dance routine”
“I have not! I was actually feeling bad fo…” spoke Tina indignantly before realising, waidaminnit! “Estelle? I’ve heard that name before. Isn’t that…”
“…a pretty little girl, white-blonde hair, blue eyes, perfect features, perfect everything, master at karate and can also…”
“…play the violin, yes” asked Tina, wondering why that line was delivered in an incredibly sarcastic voice accompanied by much eye-rolling.
Helena grinned “That’s Estelle’s imaginary friend when we were younger”
“She had an imaginary friend?!” exclaimed Bette gleefully. Oh the jokes, the insults, just begging to be hurled at Estelle, ah heaven!
Tina laughed “You weren’t supposed to tell anyone that, were you?” she asked Helena and received an angelic ‘no’ “so you’re Helena, and Estelle is your sister?”
“Correct, my twin sister. She’s nearby actually; would you like to meet her? Wait! What am I saying? You’ve already met and you do like her!” rattled off Helena at warp-speed, while still managing to laugh at her own jokes. Her residual anxiety from the tattoo interrogation had apparently translated into giddiness.
Bette and Tina exchanged a look.
“You see it now?” Bette asked dryly, referring to the difference between Helena and Estelle.
“I don’t know how I missed it” grinned back Tina.
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(A bit later, in Bette and Tina’s room) (Ahem, correction: The Room Formerly Known As Bette and Tina’s Room)
“So” said Tina as she sat down on the bed. “How do I tell?”
“Tell what?” asked Helena absentmindedly as she walked around the room, surveying the little touches of Bette that were more prominent than Tina’s. She itched to ask Bette about them, the stories behind the pieces artistically placed around the room. Why did she buy them? Why put them there? Who was this in the picture, her mother? Where is she now? God, she wanted to know everything about Bette. Examine every nuance of Bette’s life and…
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This was a pleasant surprise! I totally agree with pands! That’s all we get? Great chapter! Loved the humour and professional writing style. Can’t wait to see where you’re taking us next! Thanks and post soon!
Vvitch, that was indeed absolutely hilarious ! The dialogues are just brilliant and your style is so… incisive and witty. I really love it ! I must say I think this whole story is told in a very clever manner. Just keep posting Vvitch ! …And thanks again for sharing this with us…
Wow. I have just catched up on this story. It’s great btw. Bette and Helena, yay
ditto on all of the above, funny, great writing, post soon!!!
Ssssssshhhhhssshhhh…..hey, is this thing working? Hey V, indeed I got the LIN (please refer to previous comment for decoding)….” The Room Formerly Known As Bette and Tina’s Room” …oh, the secret is out….oh boy….does that mean what I think it means? Are you sure you want me to make that call and push the red button?? V…..V….Sssssssshhhhhssssshhh V……V…….come back……VVVVVV…….please confirm ASAP….innocent lives may be in danger!!! BTW, loving the story…hurry back.
This is funny and like it. Post soon please, thanks!
Let me find out they are gonna start double dating. So will Tina go with Estelle? Please post soon.
I don’t know who’s funnier; Helena and Estelle or Bette and Tina. The comedic twins are a riot; both vying for the attention of either Bette or Tina. While at the same time, I don’t EVER recall reading a story in which B & T had a pleasant break-up. Looking forward to your next chapter. Did someone say double date? OMG!! If that should happen, there will be no way, just no way I tell you, that I could read this anywhere but home. Too much laughter will make my co-workers think I’m not doing a damned thing!!
Great chapter Vvitch, I love the way you write this fic it is so funny and creative.. I can’t wait to see Bette/Helena and Estelle/Tina together… Thanks for posting….
now why would you be soooooo cruel and just leave it there. Still I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!! and seeing how it is your birhtday i will not give you a guilt trip…..this time : )
Just catching up…Loving the story. PSS!
V…..V….Sssssssshhhhhssssshhh ssshhsshshsh….V……V..can you hear me….V…….please confirm….Vee—–! Hurry back :)!
VVVVV! It’s hillarious! How did you find time to do it admist your work? SLACKER! Oh yar, I loved the part on “Ahem, the room formerly…” BRILLIANT! :D
great work V as always but much toooooooooooooo short babes. LOL. Post soon please
V tht was amazing….I really cant wait to read your next post….Wow unless a tattoo is discreetly placed it cud get you in tricky situations…..brilliant absolutly brilliant read
That’s it? That’s all you’re giving us?? Vvitchy that is sooo bad!! I loved this latest though keep up th e good work!!
What they said! Can’t wait for your next installment! BTW, double dating would be too many kinds of wrong!
wow, I’m sooo in love with this fic :D It’s so funny and hilarious :P Great job, vicky, you’re talented for comedy!! And I can’t wait to see Bette and Tina to go out with the two twin sisters LOL LOL I’m so grateful you decided to end B&T pairing without problems :D
tonight was dedicated to all your stories! put a bib on me ’cause I want more! the ease and clicking between Helena and Bette
hey = half my comment got destroyed! “…clicking between Helena and Bette (love!) the exchanging of remarks between Bette and Estelle (love!) the love Estelle has for Tina (teehee!) I bet Alice is going to be the last to find out about the twins, huh? heh heh heh
Was catching up with this one after my holidays. I don’t know why, but this story is for my brain the most challenging thing I’ve ever read in thefanfic section. I really really like this one, it’s so full of humor and plot wendings that I can hardly keep up with it. And then again all those cliffhangers, girl you’re wearing me out. Now I can’t hardly wait for the next chapter, sure hope it will come very soon. If it was for me, you win the next “Best Humor -Laffing Like A Loon Award-“.
hey niki…Shhhhshshhh…yeah i can hear you…shhhhh… *grin* hey look the connection’s clear! heheh..sorry about the long wait for the next chapter. sorry guys, but the big deadline for uni is within a week so i’m a bit stressed about that! but i DO hope to post soon! not long now, ok? ok? thanks for understanding! :) cheers, v
Alritey i think i’m a tad bit late commenting on this, but i am completely loving this, please oh please have them meet in DC! Here’s hoping you get all your work done so you can hurry and post the next chappy!! Cheers!