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    Fit for Battle

    ”And what have you thought of? How can we stop this?”

    ”Well, I made some calls on the way back from the airport and there’s the long way, that’s the legal way. All the ”i’s” dotted and all the rest to end up in court and sue them for lots of money – that’s if they have any.” Her voice gets cautious and serious.

    ”And?”

    ”And there’s an article in this magazine you might want to read to yourself while I pour us a drink.”

    I open the Tech Today magazine and see a note, ”Hacker. Very fast. $6000 everything wiped clean” and a phone number. I let out a lilting whistle at the price. I don’t have time for a second job! Christ! My expenses are endless stairs to a roof I can eventually jump off as a broken woman!

    ”If you want to read the magazine Bette take it with you and here’s a phone. Only use that to call. If you don’t want to ”read” the magazine put it back on my desk and I’ll explain our route through the courts. Meanwhile your picture stays up.”

    ”This is your best Scotch, Joyce. What other fees aren’t you telling me?”

    ”Bette, we’re just having a drink together. I’m in love. Your constant missteps for some reason this afternoon amuse the hell out of me and I want you to kick your heels off and tell me how lucky I am to be madly in love with your boss, Chancellor Phyllis Kroll.” Joyce leans back in her leather chair and drinks deeply.

    ”I can do that for you, Joyce.”

     

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    ”Thanks, Bette, and you’re coming to my party for Phyllis tomorrow night, I hope?”

    ”Yes, Kit’s planned a beautiful party. Great big flower arrangements, all of Phyllis’ favorites and we’re all coming, even Alice.”

    ”That’s no surprise. Alice, I take it, hates to be left out. But I gotta hand it to her, I heard how she handled Phyllis’ whimpering, crying husband.”

    ”The one you were suing for her but now you’re not?”

    ”That’s the one! And all because of you, Bette. Never took you for a matchmaker, though. Don’t know why. Well, actually I do.”

    ”What do you mean?”

    ”Take a long end of the dusty trail drink with me, Bette.” Joyce winks and waits as I lift my glass. I swallow a burning stream of Scotch and feel the tingle and buzz along little arcs of nerves under my eyes.

    Comments

    1. Tension heating up! Lots of memories swirling for Tina. I hope she can get her head around her feelings for Bette. Is Bette thinking similarly of Tina when not swarmed with gossip? Maybe her weekend in Big. Bear will help shed some light for her that Tina is the only person for her. Love the writing! Thank you!

    2. I really love your stories and the way you write. and I must say it was a good chapter.
      I need an oil picture of Bette ;)
      Tina totally confused in her feelings toward Bette. and this is what I hated the show as well. because postpartum depression could not be explained with this.
      There were times when I just yelled in myself that, “they have a decision, they want each other or not” :)
      If Tina wants Bette back, she should be honest with herself and to Bette.
      maybe afraid from the love, but I think, to live in limbo much worse :)
      I’m looking forward to the next chapter!

    3. This chapter was outlandishly wonderful. Jane Lynch was perfect in the role of Joyce Wishnia. Bette never wanted to go to Big Bear w/Jodie. She probably realized that Jodie was not a good fit w/her. She so badly wanted to succeed in one personal relationship that she tried to give up her core values to mold herself to Jodie. Didn’t work and really never had a chance. Tina’s the one, the only one for Bette. Bette was outrageously great as she blew her cool while speaking to Tina and James. Terrific chapter.

    4. hi blackbird.. finally catching up on my reading… love this… i always get a laughter when Bette loose her temper haha… tina … i gotta credit her to keep her sanity cuz it not easy with her life day by day with her job, dealing with bette, the people around her( i would go nuts!!!) , and her daughter.. brilliant detailed of this story.. am gonna read the next one to catch up… great work my friend!!!

    5. Joyce is fucking hilarious, so sarcastic and dont give a shit about anything. And yes I would be one of the women on that voicemail lol!

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