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Fit for Battle
”What you and Tina had was a match, Bette. I know you saw it but it was my job to break you into a million pieces and take the money from your bank. You should have hired me first!”
”Between my recent trip to New York and Angelica’s tuition, now these pictures of me all over the web! I’m looking at a second mortgage all of a sudden.”
”If you were single? Bette, I know you want them down but…” Joyce looks at me with amazement and then whistles, ”Has your phone been ringing off the hook all day?”
”Journalists or the barest definition of the word. I’m not answering any numbers I don’t recognize.” I look at my phone and see forty-three missed calls and way over fifty percentage from LA area codes.
”I’ll bet you a thousand dollars right this minute if you play your voice messages that over half of them are going to be women with all kinds of other questions and trouble for you.” She tops off our drinks and winks at me as she spins around her computer screen with a picture of me leaning over an oil slicked blonde in a gold bikini taking pleasure in twisting her wrists back in pain.
Joyce slaps an affirming smack against her desk. ”As I said, Bette, you amuse the hell of me this afternoon. Everyone of those women who called you.” Joyce lets out a huge and boisterous laugh. ”They want you and will fucking beg you tie them up. Thank God for you Bette! I’m in such a fantastic mood!”
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The next chapter is titled, The Lucky Ones. Bette goes to Big Bear with Jodie and dreams of escaping. Kit is robbed at The Planet and Bette arrives home. At the SheBar opening she and Tina have a powerful reuniting moment.
Thanks always to Jacky and her team at LesFan.
More Tina Kennard, Bette Porter L Word, coming soon. @Blackbird_Write
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Got to love Joyce as she “reJoyces” in Bette’s misery!! Lol!! Awesome chapter!! ;)
Tension heating up! Lots of memories swirling for Tina. I hope she can get her head around her feelings for Bette. Is Bette thinking similarly of Tina when not swarmed with gossip? Maybe her weekend in Big. Bear will help shed some light for her that Tina is the only person for her. Love the writing! Thank you!
I really love your stories and the way you write. and I must say it was a good chapter.
I need an oil picture of Bette ;)
Tina totally confused in her feelings toward Bette. and this is what I hated the show as well. because postpartum depression could not be explained with this.
There were times when I just yelled in myself that, “they have a decision, they want each other or not” :)
If Tina wants Bette back, she should be honest with herself and to Bette.
maybe afraid from the love, but I think, to live in limbo much worse :)
I’m looking forward to the next chapter!
Joyce is a hoot. Poor stressed out Bette. Loved it, thanks
This chapter was outlandishly wonderful. Jane Lynch was perfect in the role of Joyce Wishnia. Bette never wanted to go to Big Bear w/Jodie. She probably realized that Jodie was not a good fit w/her. She so badly wanted to succeed in one personal relationship that she tried to give up her core values to mold herself to Jodie. Didn’t work and really never had a chance. Tina’s the one, the only one for Bette. Bette was outrageously great as she blew her cool while speaking to Tina and James. Terrific chapter.
Brilliant! What more can I say? Brilliant!
Bette the matchmaker? …:p classy!
hi blackbird.. finally catching up on my reading… love this… i always get a laughter when Bette loose her temper haha… tina … i gotta credit her to keep her sanity cuz it not easy with her life day by day with her job, dealing with bette, the people around her( i would go nuts!!!) , and her daughter.. brilliant detailed of this story.. am gonna read the next one to catch up… great work my friend!!!
Joyce is fucking hilarious, so sarcastic and dont give a shit about anything. And yes I would be one of the women on that voicemail lol!