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    Great Unexpectations Chapter 8

    Story written on July 24, 2007 by redhorse.
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    Season 5ish. Telling the rest of the gang.

    As they returned to the table Tina was helping Alice pass out the assorted beverages. "You guys know the number one rule of life, right?", Alice asked disdainfully.

    "Um, always floss?", smirked Shane, inciting a roar of laughter from the rest of the table."

    "No, smart ass. It’s ‘never fuck with the people that handle your food’. Well… same goes for drinks", she smiled with great satisfaction.

    Suddenly, Shane wasn’t laughing anymore. Neither was Bette. They both sat stone faced, looking cautiously at the drinks in front of them that were waiting to be consumed. It was a full minute of panic before Tina let them off the hook with a smile and shake of her head, while mouthing the word ‘no’, much to Alice’s chagrin. "You’re no fun, Tina."  "Not true, Alice", Bette said twinkling her eyes at Tina.

    "Ok, so there’s your fucking Bloody Brain, Shane. Drink up." Shane looked at her shot with slight disgust. God, it did look awful. Peach Schnapps, topped with Bailey’s Irish Creme and a drizzle of grenadine syrup. It was the syrup that gave the drink it’s crown, achieving the appearance of its name. After giving everybody sufficient time to be appropriately revolted at what sat before them, Shane happily tossed it back. She silently noted that it was actually not bad, just a little sweet for her taste. Truth be told, she only ordered it to annoy Alice. Everybody cheered as Shane drained her shot glass. Everybody except Alice, who only rolled her eyes while she sipped her beer.

    After the cheers and laughter subsided, Bette leaned to Tina’s ear to whisper. "I’m gonna go see Kit, T. Be back in a minute." The warm breath sent tiny tremblings down Tina’s spine as she enjoyed Bette’s equally warm kiss on her cheek. Tina, unable to catch her breath, could only nod. "Oh, and Alice. I’d like two more olives please?", she smiled sweetly.  "And so it begins", Alice said miserably.

    As Bette made her way through the crowd she spotted Kit, who waved her over. Smiling, she jostled her way through the throngs of people when she heard an unfamiliar voice from behind. "Can I buy you a drink?" "No thanks, I have one waiting for me", Bette said, not turning around. Jesus, didn’t half the fucking Planet know that she and Tina were back together? Some women are just too bold. She walked a few more steps before stopping abruptly. That voice. It wasn’t unfamiliar at all. It was simply out of context. The blood slowly drained from her face. This can’t be right. How? Why? She held her breath as she slowly turned around, hoping her eyes would confirm that her ears were playing a trick on her. Bette inhaled weakly, mouth ajar, as she came to the dreadful realization that ears and eyes were in agreement. She stared blankly at this woman standing before her. Faye Buckley.

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    4. What is Faye Buckleydoing at The Planet? How does she even know that place exists? Well, that has so much Drama Queen potential, it’s scary. Not exactly what B&T need at the moment when they’re really trying to make things work. Bette is so adorable asking Shane to keep an eye out for her. Is Tina going to ask Bette to wear her ring again? Maybe she’ll give Bette a new ring as proof of her re-commitment. Award or no award, your story is still captivating. Thanks for posting.

    7. Nothing like an unexpected dose of über bitch to put the kibosh on a good night out. Other than the unwelcome appearance of that cow Buckley, this was a great chapter, red. Loved the group interaction (Dana is still a miss), and it’s a good thing Bette’s let in Shane on the fact that sometimes a swift kick to the fabulous Porter derrière is a necessity. Hard lines on not getting an award, but your writing’s a winner in my book. Thanks for the post, and more soon, please.

    8. Great story and update. But is Faye “effing” Buckely not dead in your story? Oh my gosh, we really don’t need her right about now. Mercy. Get rid of her please before she causes huge problems. I was so happy when somebody shot her last year or was it 2005. Whenever, I thought she was gone for good. Anyway, love the story and the great big plus is that you have “our girls” back together. PPS

    12. “I won’t, Shane. I promise”, Bette paused. Then somberly realizing it sounded very Bette Porter indeed, said, “But if I do, then you’ll know I’m in trouble and that’s when I’ll need you the most. ” Great…Great..>Very wise! And Faye? Fuck! Wow!:)

    13. From the divine Amy Winehouse, to that appalling Bloody Brain drink, to the even more appalling Faye Buckley, this chapter has it all! And it WAS great fun to read, especially the Alice-gets-punked bits. The evil Ms. Buckley is as rare as the dodo bird on this site, so I can’t wait to see what you do with her. Incidentally, for all the good it did her Lindsay Lohan should have said no no no to rehab just like Amy did.

    14. OMFG!! Faye Buckley? What the hell is she doing there? Looking for her next victim to insult and abuse? If I were her, I’d RUN! The only reason Bettte didn’t put the “smack down” on Faye last time, was because they were on TV. But the camera’s not rolling now, BIIATCH!! Let the games BEGIN!!!LOL!

    17. You just threw a major twist into this story with Faye Buckley. What the hell is she doing in the Planet? Bette does not need this, but I will guarantee you that Tina will be standing by Bette’s side.

    19. This is really a wonderful story to read, but what the heck is Faye doing at the Planet, I look forward to the next installment please post again soon, sorry you got no award.

    21. oh no what a way to ruin your night; get the girls to deal to her…great update…commiserations about not winning but hey its the story and reader passion that counts so, so what? right on!!!!

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