Alice crossed her arms and glared back. You! they both shouted at the same time, staring accusingly at one another.

You sent me diapers! Shane yelled, taking a step toward Alice, narrowing the space between them.

You put a ***** on my car! Alice screamed, jabbing a finger into Shanes chest.

Tina swiftly stepped between them. No fighting, she reminded them.

Bette sighed and plopped down into a chair. Why would we ever want kids? We already have several, she remarked to Tina, gesturing at Shane and Alice.

Tina chuckled softly as Bette continued. Ten year-olds in grown womens bodies, I swear!

Alices head whipped around to glower at her. Hey, I resemble that remark! I mean, um, resent!

Shane cast a sidelong glance at her. I think you had it right the first time.

Shut up, Shane. Alice stuck her tongue out, not knowing what else to do. See, Bette and Tina, you guys cant ever split up again, cause then whod get custody of us?

We dont plan to, Tina protested, sitting on Bettes lap. I told you, shes my first, last, and forever.

Bette smiled and kissed Tinas hand, and then their lips met gently. Tina sighed and looked into Bettes eyes, biting her lip before kissing her heatedly again. Tina moaned softly, both of them apparently forgetting they had company.

Okay, ewww! Enough! Cool it, you two. I dont wanna see my folks making out, Alice informed them. And, say something did happen, I wanna live with Tina.

Bette rolled her eyes. And why is that?

Cause, Porter, you wouldnt be able to keep your dirty hands off me. We cant have you sneaking into my room and night and trying to get freaky with me. That would just be wrong. Im just too damn irresistible, Alice said with a sigh, then grinned.

Tina swatted her arm playfully and Bette just glared.

Shane smirked. Dont worry, Bette, Id live with you, she promised loyally.

Too bad Tinas gonna have custody of Dana, Alice added. We might even share a room, too.

No way! Shane protested.

Way! Alice retorted.