Fan Fiction
This story has been set to a rating of PG-13. Age verification is required to proceed.
iPoD Chapter 6
“Oh *****! I’m so sorry! The gun just went off!” Tonya was standing
beside the entrance with the gun in hand. No one has the the
opportunity to react as they heard an explosion followed by a strange
hissing sound. A smoke like haze began to fill the room.
“What the ***** is…hahahaha..oh my god..hahaha..?” Tina started laughing uncontrollably
“Ohhh…hahaha…I..hehehe..think it’s…hahaha..nitrous oxide!”
*****’s Bride was crouching on the floor, holding on to her stomach.
A sharp witch like laugh rose above the laughter of the others.
“Heeeeee...Dana..heeeeee...placed them…heeeeee..for ..Milkyyyyeeee”
Tonya was by now on her knees, pounding her fist on the ground as she
speaks.
“We have…hahaha*snort*..get out…hahaha*snort* of here.” Bette
said, stomping her feet and gesturing towards the door. She grabbed
Tina by the hand and together they stumbled towards the door.
_____________________________________________________________________
“Mr.Jenks, where’s my car?” Shane asked, horrified to find an empty space where her rambler was supposed to be.
“Squeakkkkkkkk!” Mr Jenks was pointing his nose towards a signage by the sidewalk.
Shane walked over to inspect the contents of the signage. Her face
turned pale and a whimper escaped her lips. She dropped on her knees,
cradling her head in her hands and cried in anguish, “Ohhhh god,
noooo!”
Alice who was close behind Shane saw what happened and ran quickly to reach her, “Shane! What wrong?”
Still reeling from the shock, Shane pointed towards the signage.
Alice went over to take a closer look, mouthing the words as she reads,
“No Parking Zone. Cars Parked Illegally will be TOWED.”
“You parked in a no parking zone?! ” Alice screamed.
Choking back a sob, Shane cried, “They took Mrs. Wiggles! What am I going to do?”
Staring at the distraught figure on the ground, Alice felt her
anger fading away. She knelt down beside her and comforted, “It’s gonna
be alright, Shane. We’ll get her back, ok?”
Rubbing her nose, Shane asked timidly, “Promise?”
Alice nodded her head and said, “Yes, I promise. Now we need to find a get away vehicle before the cops finds us.”
“You’re the best, Boss!’ Shane said. She turned to envelope Alice
in a hug. Feeling a little awkward at the display of affection, Alice
gently pushed Shane away, “Ok. Er..we still need a ride.”
“I’m on it! Be right back.” Shane hopped to her feet and ran down the street.
Comments
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.


This one was too funny. seriously i love this. you guys have to keep going.
that was gerat – “Shane Bertha McCutcheon , you do not seriously believe that I’m gonna get on..”
rotflmao…
Hell’s Bride let a tear roll down her face, she didn’t bother to wipe it away. Her therapist told her that she should never be afraid to feel love, to get in touch with her emotions.
very funny! great update!
Loved the training wheels. This was great, Loved it Thanks
Shane Bertha McCutcheon…pink bicycle..Hell’s Bride and Bette..Breadmaker..rotflmao…so many gems to pick from this chapter! Really good!
you guys, i don’t think i’ve ever laughed so hard. Love it!
fucking awesome I don’t even know where to start, I think about one thing and before I’m done laughing about it there’s something else
Too hilarious!!!! Loved it to bits!!!
Richard Simmons and Shane’s car being towed floored me! Not forgetting Alice on that bike. Helena and Bette must have another fight soon, it’s too funny!
this one is getting better and better.. my photoshop fingers are itching ;) if i could i would give 5 stars :D
Oh, you’re so funny right now!
I love the therapist comment too, very apt. I think Milky needs to go, er,’undercover’ to check Agent Fairbanks is recovering at the hospital, don’t you? Great update Danishers.
this is darn hilarious.. hahahaa.. shane and alice are so cute.. great job guys…