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    iPoD Chapter 6

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    The agents led by Agent Haspel came running to the main lobby only
    to find their Director and Agent Carter lying on the floor, giggling
    away.

    “Director Kennard, are you ok?’ Agent Haspel asked with concern, he bent over to help her sit up.

    “Hehe..yes, I’m ok.” Tina answered, the effects of the laughing gas was wearing off.

    “Where are Milky and her gang?” Agent Haspel asked.

    “They got away, I need you to search the grounds. They could still
    be nearby and where is Agent Fairbanks?” Tina said, looking around.

    “She’s on the way to the hospital, she was shot but it looks like
    she’ll survive. It’s strange, we got an anonymous call telling us where
    to find her.” Agent Haspel reported.

    “Oh thank god, I was afraid Milky might have capture her. What are
    you guys still standing here for? Get moving and someone please get
    that bumbling fool away from me!” Tina said, pointing at Tonya. She
    reached into her pocket hoping to find her Kit Kat, instead she found a
    note that reads, “You are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever laid eyes
    on. I know not how to express my feelings except with this,“Blazes, oh
    blazes, your face shines like an aluminum foil in the sun and makes my
    heart feels lighter than momma’s pancakes.”
    Till we meet again, Bette.”

    Tina let out a little laugh and felt her cheeks burning up. She
    thought about the tall brunette who helped her get out of the building
    only to disappear into the night, she certainly wouldn’t mind seeing
    her again.

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    “Thank you, no, that will be all.” Alice hung her mobile and let
    out a sigh of relief. She called the hospital to check if Dana had been
    sent there. She tipped off the CIA earlier, telling them Dana’s
    whereabouts. A sudden urge to see Dana attacked her and she considered
    the possibility of sneaking into the hospital, just to see for herself
    that she’s alright.

    Alice was jarred from her thoughts by the sight of Shane pushing two mountain bikes down the street.

    “Boss, I found us our ride.” Shane said happily,

    Alice stared hard at the bikes, a look of horror slowly forming on
    her face, She stammered, “Ok, here’s the thing. I..I..I don’t know how
    to ride a bike.”

    “Boss, you’re kidding right?” Shane asked in disbelieve. How is it
    possible that the woman who broke into the most secured museum in the
    world do not know how to ride a bicycle?

    “No, I’m not.” Alice said, trying to keep a cool front.

    “Woah, that’s.. that’s just…no way man!” Shane burst out
    laughing, keeping her finger pointed at Alice and shifting her vision
    back and forth between Alice and the bike.

    “Hey! That’s not funny! Stop it! Stop laughing!” Alice demanded, her face as red as a tomato.

    “Ok, ok, ok, I’m sorry..I’m sorry” Shane composed herself and stood
    up straight. “Wait here, Boss. I know what to do!’ She went running off
    again.

    Within minutes, she re-appeared with a pink bicycle that comes
    completed with rainbow tassels, a Powerpuff Girls basket and a little
    bell with ribbons on top. ‘You can use this Boss. Look, it has training
    wheels on so you wouldn’t fall.”

    “Shane Bertha McCutcheon , you do not seriously believe that I’m
    gonna get on..”Alice began but was cut off by the sound of police
    sirens. She paused for a minute, conflict clearly written all over her.
    Without a word, she got on the pink bicycle and turn to Shane,”No one,
    I mean NO ONE hears about this. Is that clear Shane? Or else I’m gonna
    chop up that gerbil of yours and feed it to Bette’s bird.”

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    Agent Haspel crept up behind the tree and leaned over to peep at
    the small built woman dressed in black standing by the car. He was
    responding to a eye witness who reported seeing a woman bearing a
    similarity to Jenny “The Baker” Schecter on this street.

    Agent Haspel walked towards her carefully with his gun drawn. ”
    “Don’t move, CIA!” Getting no response, he called out again. “Turn
    around..Now!”

    Slowly the figure turned to reveal a beautiful pixie like face.
    Agent Haspel kept his gun steady and said, ‘Please put down your gun,
    the cinnamon roll and..um..the breadmaker.” At this, the woman shot Tim
    a glare terrified him to the very depth of his soul.

    In icy cold voice, The Baker said, “Nobody touches my b-r-e-a-d-m-a-k-e-r.”

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    Comments

    1. that was gerat – “Shane Bertha McCutcheon , you do not seriously believe that I’m gonna get on..”
      rotflmao…
      Hell’s Bride let a tear roll down her face, she didn’t bother to wipe it away. Her therapist told her that she should never be afraid to feel love, to get in touch with her emotions.
      very funny! great update!

    2. Richard Simmons and Shane’s car being towed floored me! Not forgetting Alice on that bike. Helena and Bette must have another fight soon, it’s too funny!

    3. Oh, you’re so funny right now!
      I love the therapist comment too, very apt. I think Milky needs to go, er,’undercover’ to check Agent Fairbanks is recovering at the hospital, don’t you? Great update Danishers.

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