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    Just Another Day

    “Tina! All of that can’t be for me?”

    “Oh, but it is,” Tina said, grinning. Bette set the tray aside and, somewhat eagerly, pulled the first present into her lap. Halfway through opening it, she stopped and looked at Tina suspiciously. “Why are you doing this?”

    “I already told you,” Tina purred. “I wanted to.”

    Bette raised an eyebrow. “You’ve never bothered this much with Valentine’s Day before.”

    Tina shrugged. “What can I say? I just got caught up in the spirit of the holiday.”

    “Uh huh.” Bette continued opening her present, pulling open the first box. “Oh, wow. Tina I love it, it’s gorgeous!” Bette lifted a black silk kimono-style robe out of the box.

    “I thought you would.” She happily received Bette’s kiss of thanks. That was her only “real” gift to Bette for Valentine’s Day. “Open the others,” she urged.

    Bette opened the next box, looking inside, her smile replaced by a confused look. “What is…”

    Tina beamed. “I saw it in Super*Mart and just couldn’t resist.” Bette lifted a garishly painted ceramic cupid out of the box and inspected it.

    “Oh… it’s, um…”

    “It’s cute, isn’t it?”

    “Yeah. Cute.”

    Bette set the cupid down on the bedside table and gave Tina a weak smile. Tina tried to keep a straight face. “Go on, there’s one more.”

    Bette, wary now, opened the last present. Rummaging around in the tissue paper, she pulled out a thong that bore a bedazzled heart on the front. It was hot pink, satin, and completely tasteless. Bette was actually holding it between her thumb and forefinger. Tina covered her mouth to hide her smile, wondering if Bette would drop the panties like they burned.

    Tina arranged her face into what she hoped was a hopeful expression. “You like?”

    Bette gave her a quavery smile. “I do…”

    “Will you wear it today?” Gosh, isn’t she ever going to catch on? As much as Tina was enjoying Bette’s discomfiture, she wondered how it was possible Bette hadn’t realized this was all an elaborate prank.

    “Um, today? Well…” Bette paused. “Later. Tonight. Maybe.”

    “Great! Well I’ll just let you finish your breakfast…” Tina leaned over and gave Bette a very genuine kiss. She did love Bette down to the cockles of her unmoved-by-holidays heart, joke or no joke.

    Comments

    1. I like the (naughty) way you started the story with the attention-grabbing word: lick. :> Heart-shaped meatballs? LOL! “She did love Bette down to the cockles of her unmoved-by-holidays heart, joke or no joke.” => I love this line! Thanks for this Valentine’s treat, omalley, and have a big red-letter day! :>

    2. This story is great! It put me in such a good mood. So much fun and playfulness. I enjoy when Tina wins over a curmudgeonly Bette. Good show and well done!

    3. Oh my gosh, I’m not even halfway thru this story and I am ROTFLMAO. ina is a beautiful, charming and sweet little vixen. She has the key to the heart and soul of Bette Porter. I’ll come back in little while when I finish. PPS

    4. I’ve never laughed so hard, this was beautifully done. Tina knows just how to break Bette’s resolve on everything as well as how to best show her love for the lovely curmudgeon that is bette as it comes to somethings. Bette will endure almost anything if it is for Tina and Angie., she loves them both so much and they love her just as much. This was fun but also very loving. Thanks for posting it.

    5. This was so much fun that I am still doing a Snoopy dance!!!!! You threw this together last night? Such a great story so quickly? I bow to your magnificent gifts! And, uh, well, ya know, tomorrow is the Daytona 500, and I bet a story about Bette at a car race…

    6. How do I love your B & T? Let me count the ways… Well, I can’t, actually, cos they’re innumerable. The barbershop quartet with that cringe-inducing Color Me Badd song left me weak with laughter… I love all your stuff, so please post something else soon. Thanks so much and Happy V day. :)

    7. sorry, i’m with page 1 Bette on this one. i think that children are being indoctrinated in far too many ways by kapitalism and heterosexism…and the chris brown/rhianna abuse stoush just brings it all home that talented young woman put up with heterosexist power and control crap. nothing against u, but certainly against the whole mind bending concepts behind commercialisation of Halloween, Valentines, Christmas…the Ad men/women and media don’t give a damn about the consequences to women of this twisted mentality that Angie has to buy social acceptance at age 4????!!!!

    8. Awwwww, that was so cute and down right hilarious. The thong had me cracking up and Angie kneeling down to sing to her MammaB brought out a smile. Thank you for the wonderful Valentine’s Day post.

    9. I love Valentine’s Day because even though I don’t need a holiday to tell my girlfriend I love her, it’s so much fun! It’s a day when you can go all out and be cheesy and not feel bad or corny about it. lol. I just love it, and I’m sooo glad that Tina did this, because if you’re not enjoying it, you’re just angry. I’d rather be having a day of fun little quirky presents and a night of mind-blowing sex than ignoring the holiday altogether. Haha and I loved this story. I was laughing so hard at Bette’s misery. She would only take that crap from Tina, and it was so cute that she did tolerate it. Thanks so much for posting, and yes, please do write more! PPS!

    10. I was HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING with laughter! First with Tina laughing her butt off into a tea towel and then with Angelica imitating the barbershop quarter. My guess is that something in Bette’s past has made her not thrilled about the holidays. No matter, she did enjoy her Saturday. :) I think this was a nice treat, especially for those who may not be feeling the spirit. Thank you. :)

    11. I love it. Love it. Love it. Thanks for the holiday story. I felt I needed to think of a holiday story in tribute to yours. Imagine my surprise when there was a wolf holiday, February 15. So, I got so distracted that I never had a chance to come back to leave a comment. (I couldn’t leave one when I read it coz I read it on my office Blackberry.) This was so sweet and believable. Bette melting for her little girl. Her acceptance of Tina sincerity was adorable. Tina’s scheming was so funny. A fun and touching story. I am amazed that you manage to do this again and again. Kudos.

    12. Of course b I believe that since Bette mother abandoned her, and Melvin her father, wasnt always there, maybe didnt have so nice holidays like all other kids even though she was privileged in many ways….but now she has her own family that she could start her own holidays with and should be a lil more open, thankfully she has a wife like Tina who could always remind her and have a good loving time doing so….oh and Angie by the way rotflmao hilarious!

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