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    LAMBENT

    QUINCY

    Me and Kit go way back. I mean wa-ay back.

    ANGUS

    Kit, you never told me about Quincy?

    KIT

    I..I..

    QUINCY

    I was Kit’s first manager, back when she was first starting out. We had some crazy times didn’t we Kit? (bites his bottom lip) We used to call her Kitty Kat.

    KIT

    You used to call me that.

    QUINCY

    Man, it’s been a long time hasn’t it. We have to catch up. We’re all going to this club later on. (writes down an address on the back of his card) You guys should join us.

    ANGUS

    Yeah, (looks at Kit) sounds like fun.

    QUINCY

    Kit, it was so good to see you. We’ll talk later alright.

    QUINCY walks away.

    ANGUS

    Kitty Kat?

    KIT

    Watch it!


     

    INTERIOR-ALICE’S CAR-NIGHT

    ALICE

    Is this it?


    Helena looks down at the paper she’s holding.

    HELENA

    Yeah, this is it.


    ALICE stops in front of OFFICER WU‘S house.

    ALICE

    Are you going to be okay from here?

    HELENA

    I’ll be fine.

    ALICE

    How come you won’t let me see what you have on?

    HELENA

    It’s a secret.


    HELENA opens the door, is getting out of the car.

    ALICE

    Alright.

    (under her breath)

    Everybody’s keeping secrets.

    (starts her car)

    HELENA

    (through the window)

    Bye Alice.

    ALICE

    See ya. Have a good time.

     Alice pulls off.


    EXTERIOR-OFFICER WU’S HOUSE-NIGHT


    HELENA’S wearing a trench coat belted around the front, purple stiletto heels. She gets out of the car, shuts the door, and makes her way up to OFFICER WU’S front door. At the door, she pauses, collects herself, puts on her most seductive look and knocks on the door.

    OFFICER WU opens the door.


    HELENA opens her coat, she’s naked underneath. OFFICER WU is speechless, trying to get some words out.

    HELENA

    Go ahead, frisk me.


    Two older Chinese people, a woman and a man come to the door.

    WOMAN

    (in Chinese: Subtitled)

    What the fuck!


    The MAN stares. His wife pushes him back out of the room.

    Mortified, HELENA closes her trench coat and quickly heads for the car. OFFICER WU follows behind her.

    OFFICER WU

    Helena? Helena?

    HELENA

    (doesn’t turn around)

    Just leave me alone.

    OFFICER WU

    Comments

    1. Very interesting developments all around… I’m still laughing at Ki-it and Kitty Kat…lol!! Please tell us, how old is Angelica and while you’re at it..PPS!

    2. So, does Angie sign Descartes in ASL or FSL (is there such a thing)? Yes, I’m with Ashtuck, Bette slept with Shane and that’s some of Tina’s business, how? Thanks!

    3. Somehow, I read this chapter before the prior one, so I was quite confused! lol You’ve got some great storylines going here, and I love the dialogue. I, too, am wondering about Angelica’s age and why Tina is so hot to ensure Bette ‘fesses up? Was she gonna tell like she told Kit about Hazel? Can’t wait to hear Jodi’s response! And Helena’s doing community service–so warm and fuzzy! Loving the L words, too! PPS

    4. I concur…I fail to see how Bette and Shane’s stuff has anything to do with Tina..she shouldn’t have been there in the first place, and now she is telling Bette what she should tell Jodi, and when??? It’s none of Tina’s damn business!!! I wish Bette would tell her that, plain and clear. I too want to know how old French-reading Angelica is.

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