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Look On The Brightside: Small World
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“I’ll keep that in mind if you promise me to do the same if and when you get out of this ride covered in my lunch.”
“Its a deal.”
“Deal.”
“Should we seal it with a-?” Bette motioned to their lips.
Tina smiled and leaned close, pecking her partner lovingly. Ignoring her parents’ display of closeness, Angelica excitedly held on to the wheel that controlled their giant twirling teacup, ready to start torturing her mothers by making it spin in all odd directions. After avoiding it all day, she finally convinced them to bring her here – to the Mad Tea Party – a ride that always ended with one or both of her parents dizzy and nauseated.
“Is everyone ready?” The ride attendant inside the control booth asked into a microphone.
“Yeah!” A loud whoop came from the children and their hesitant parents.
“Then let’s get this party started!” And with that, the twirling teacups came to life.
Angelica squealed in delight, turning the wheel faster and faster until their surroundings became nothing but a blur. True to their promise, her mothers kept their eyes closed and their lips shut.
Just a few minutes more, Tina told herself.
You can make it, Bette covered her mouth.
Angelica looked at her mothers and giggled. They looked pretty funny with their faces contorted like that. Left and right – she moved the wheel, making it spin in different directions – clockwise, counterclockwise, clockwise again – so on and so forth.
There were approximately twenty seconds more until the ride ended when Bette felt a persistent stabbing on her tummy. “Tee.. stop it..” She said through clenched teeth, keeping her eyes closed. She could feel the contents of her stomach up in her throat.
“Babe, I’m n–”
“Bleeeeuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
The ride ended.
The spinning ceased.
Bette popped an eye open.. and then another. She looked down at her clothes, and then at Tina’s. They were both dry. She felt her chin for telltale signs – she felt none. She licked her lips. She tasted nothing awful.
It wasn’t her.
She looked questioningly at her partner. Tina had done the same thing she did, checked herself for some signs, coming to the conclusion that it wasn’t her as well. If not the two of them, then who did?
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You just reminded me of when I took my nephew to Magic Mountain and spending a small fortune on winning him a prize. “”My Mama B’s so great, she didn’t have to shoot the balls inside the basket to win them.” That was a great, I was roflmao. Nice one off, it’s a good distraction maybe they will give you inspirations for JTG2.0 if you start to get blocked. I believe you went through the same thing with JTG towards the end. Or was it cause you were studying a lot and pressed for time? Thanks for the post Alch.
So so FUNNY! I will never view my trips there the same! thank you for capturing the Bette we all love the most!!
I adore your snarky, ironic sense of humor, Alchy. So freakin’ funny! You may want to post a “Guffaw Warning” so that you’re not laughing like a loon at work or spewing liquid out your nose if you make the mistake of drinking while reading!!
That was so funny. I was told recently that the Small World ride is leaving the scene soon. Not sure what will go in it’s place.
LOL funny, entertaining, great post:))
OMG Alchy! This story was purely, a simple…Sugar Rush!!! How sweet and fun was this peice of fluff (as u call it!). Competetive Bette…don’t mess with that gal. LOL! Love your humor!!!!! (And extra points for cute-Angie!)
That was so freaking funny and cute, Bette is hilarious. Thanks for sharing this story with us, they are awesome!
What did you do girl? I’ m still hurt from all the laughing! That was amazing. Many kisses.
It’s kinda hard to read this chapter and keep food down my throat at the same time…LOL
That was hilarious. Never before have I ever heard of a “wank bank.” Too funny.
i so luv the way you write bette in your stories, you just crack me up, can’t wait for the next adventure!!
So funny. A delight to read on a leisurely Sunday morning here.
Your Bette is hysterically funny. Beautifully written humorous Disney adventure. Thank you.
That was hilarious!
What a good story brought back memories of that god-awful song once in your head takes days to get rid ofnow that I am old enough to go to Disneyland on my own I avoid it’s a small world but it’s one of my moms favorites so for days I cannot get the song out of my head I don’t do the spinning teacup’s because I would be green as well looking forward to work this story
This was TERRIFIC.
This was so hilarious. Thank you loved it. :)