A little while later, Alice asked me to dance. We moved to the dance floor and I placed my hands around Alice’s waist, standing close to her and swaying to the music. She placed her head on my shoulder and we stayed like that for the remainder of the song. Afterwards, Alice went to the bathroom. While she was gone, a tall and slim blonde approached me. She was dressed in a sort black skirt and a revealing top with a plunging neckline. I saw her eyes look me up and down as came up to me.

“Hi, I’m Lucy, you’re Dana Fairbanks right?” She asked in an English accent which wasn’t posh like I thought most British people sounded.

“Umm…Yeah” I looked around to the bathroom door, willing Alice to come out.

“Could I get an autograph?”

“Sure” I figured I wouldn’t be able to go through the night without having to sign at least one autograph. I turned again to see if Alice was out yet, disappointed to see that she wasn’t.

“Oh, I haven’t got anything for you to sign” She pretended to be shocked. I knew what was coming next, she would want me to sign her bra, or her chest, I had had it so many times before. To avoid the situation, I reached down to my bag and pulled out my Fila baseball cap. I had plenty more so I signed it and thrust it into her hands before she could say anything or pull her top up. I gave her the best smile that I could, a bit pissed off that she was bothering me and that Alice was taking so long.

Suddenly, Lucy grabbed the back of my neck and pulled me towards her, placing her lips on mine and kissing me hard. I was so shocked that for a minute I didn’t realize what was happening so didn’t push her away. As soon as I came to my senses I pushed the stupid bitch away hard, so that she stumbled backwards.

I turned around to see Alice looking at me with an angry and disgusted face before walking away out of the door.