Dana forgot about the lecture she was going to give about bunny and carrot etiquette because seeing Alice’s tail, all her brain was processing at the time was, got to touch the bunny tail, got to touch the bunny tail, got to touch the bunny tail.

Just as she was approaching the target in mind, she her some whispering in her ear, “TonTon knows how to share, would you like to pet the bunny?”

Now Dana knew she should be doing this, she had noticed blue blob walking toward them, but she couldn’t help it, it was a bunny suit, with a big fluffy tail, and it was calling her to touch it. She looked at Alice seeing the acceptance in her eyes; she wanted her to touch her tail also. “You know how much I love bunnies.”

Dana found herself petting the bunny tail. It was so soft, and round. She would pet it up and down, every now and then combing her fingers through the tail. She finally closed her eyes and enjoyed the sensation of rubbing and stroking the tail.

Dana was suddenly jarred out of her trance when she found herself being attacked by the Cookie Monster. It was like a childhood nightmare, she being a chocolate chip cookie and the scary Cookie Monster going after her. All she could remember was when she was a kid and the Cookie Monster ate a cookie, it was never a pretty sight, there would be pieces of cookies everywhere and at that moment that what she felt was going to happen to her. She would end up in pieces everywhere.

Dana started to run. You would think a tennis player would be able to out run a chef wouldn’t you; well not if the tennis player was in a chocolate chip cookie costume that went down to her knees. All Dana could do was baby run in small steps while the Cookie Monster got closer and closer. Dana just kept seeing pieces of cookies everywhere knowing that was about to be her fate. So she kept running and running and running.

“Babe, wake up. Dana sweetheart wake up.” As Dana eyes finally start to open she couldn’t believe how happy she was to be waking up in the Alice’s peach colored bedroom. She looked over to see where their costumes from the party had been thrown, two bunnies, really cute ones, one white and one brown. Then remembering how in their drunken state the night before they couldn’t wait to get them off so the could truly act like a couple rabbits.

Dana just smiled remembering why she wasn’t one to drink too much. “Al if we ever have kids let’s not let them watch Sesame Street.”

THE END

Again let me say this was my lame attempt at humor, inspired by Snoodler or as I like to call her strappy, and her LOVE for the bunny suit.

This was a silly piece I wrote to give myself a break from Beaten, which I am working on and should have a chapter up in the next day or two.

I mean no disrespect to any of the ladies in the story, I like them all including Lara, but I needed a someone to be Dana’s date and the thought of her as the cookie monster from the threads just begged to be made fun of.

I also wouldn’t mind seeing TonTon return to the show after seeing her in the opening with Alice “Ton Ton knows how to share,” that has made me a Tonya fan forever.

Hope you guys enjoy this and look for my next chapter of Beaten in a day or two. Deb