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Oh What The Bleep? Ch. 3
Shane: Get it out Al get it out
Alice: Well hold still then Shane damn
Shane: Wait a little to the leftwait wait waitohhh right there right there
Alice: Damn Shaneahhhhhhhhhh
Alice pulled on Shanes little stub of hair as hard as she could but it wouldnt budge. She did end up with a handful of hair and one pissed of Shane.
Shane: ***** AL
Bette: Will you two shut the ***** up please? You two are seriously going to get us caught before we even have a chance to find Tinas (BLEEP)!
Alice and Shane stared at Bette for a second before Alice rolled her eyes at Bette and went back to trying to get Shanes tail free. Bette was pacing back and forth near Helenas desk trying to look for Tinas (BLEEP) when a pair of scissors caught her eye. She grabbed the sharp object and made a beeline right for Shane.
Shane: Woah Betteno manisnt there any other way?
Bette: Get over it Shaneits coming off
Alice: You sure you wanna do that Bette? That stupid thing is like everything to her
Bette: Dont worry Shanethis wont hurt
Shane: Bette wait
Alice: Shhhhhdo you guys hear that?
Alice dropped down to the ground and put her ear to the floor like she was listening for something far away. Footsteps could be heard coming down the hallway and Alice rolled ninja-style behind Helenas desk leaving Shane hanging (literally) at the door. Bette rolled her eyes and walked over to the desk to kneel down and when she got there Alice grabbed onto Bettes belt and tugged her down hard almost knocking her head into the desk. Bette glared at Alice but Alice just put her hand over Bettes mouth silencing her. Meanwhile Shane shot Bette and Alice a look that can only be translated into ***** you guys as she squished her eyes shut and prayed that she wouldnt get caught. The footsteps slowed down as they neared the doorway and Alice and Bette gave each other worried looks.
Alice (whispering): ***** Bettewhat are we going to do???
Bette (whispering): Shut up AliceI dont know
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(48 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)
Great
I Must be stupid too because I don’t know what the BLEEP is either but you make me LMAO so keep going I am sure you will tell us. Post soon
I have no idea what the BLEEP is. I was thinking something rude but it’s probably something real ordinary.
They are so funny and I laughing so hard, and this Blepb is driving me crazy and I really want to know what the Bleep is. Please post soon, thank you!
I’m still mystified!
This story is so funny….I can´t stop laughing.
I have no clue to what the bleep is – can you help us a little bit out here. Great update and post soon