Bette and Alice stared at each other as Shane continued to squint her eyes in hopes that she wouldnt get caught. The footsteps stopped in front of the door and keys could be heard jingling in the door.

Alice: *****

Bette: Shut up Al.

The door opened and a security guard stuck his head in and looked around. When he didnt see anyone he kind of shrugged and started to walk into the room.

Security guard: HOLY *****

He almost ran right into Shane who was still stuck in the gate and he stared at her with disbelieving eyes. He put his hand up to her face and was amazed at how real she felt.

Security Guard: ***** weird lady and her weird ***** ***** toys

He grabbed Shane and threw her aside ripping her little patch of hair in the process. As Shane was tossed to the side her little patch of hair slid sadly down to the ground. Shanes eyes watered up at the pain but she managed not to say anything as he walked into Helenas office and looked around.

Security Guard: Well well lets see what boss lady has in here

The security guard walked around Helenas office looking at the artwork on her walls and the various books and pictures on her shelves, but nothing was really grabbing his attention. He walked over to the desk and sat down in her chair looking around the office totally unaware of the ninja and the Navy seal right under the desk. He looked around Helenas desk and started opening her drawers.

Security Guard: Holy ***** I wonder whos (BLEEP) this is

He sat back in the chair and turned the (BLEEP) over in his hands and pictured what Helena would be doing with something like this. Just then his radio squaked to life. Joe?? Get down to the third floor ASAP The security guard threw the (BLEEP) back in the drawer he found it in and headed out shutting the lights off behind him. All three ladies waited over a minute after the guard left before all three jumped up shouting different things.

Shane: ***** my ***** hair. That ***** *****