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    Oh What The Bleep? Ch. 3

    Alice: Holy ***** that was awesome guys

    Bette: YESwe found Tinas (BLEEP)

    As Bette pulled on the handle to the drawer she encountered another problem.

    Bette: *****

    Shane: Whats wrong?

    Bette: Its stuck

    Bette pulled as hard as she could on the desk drawer but it was stuck good. She put one foot up against the desk and pulled with all her might. BAM. The handle popped off and she fell back on her ***** with a loud thud. Alice and Shane were laughing so hard at this that they had tears in their eyes.

    Alice: You okay Bette?

    Bette: Shitcome on guyswe have to get this drawer openI need to get Tinas (BLEEP)

    Alice: Okay okaylet me see what I have in here

    Alice pulled open her bag full of stuff while Shane helped Bette try and figure out a way to get the drawer unstuck. Alice rummaged around her bag until she spotted what she was looking for.

    Alice: Here it is

    Bette: We cant use that Al

    Alice: Why not? You want to get the drawer open right?

    Bette: Yeah but

    Alice: But nothingmove sisterlet the master show you how its done

    Alice took the safety off of the portable blow torch and was about to fire it up when Yoda stepped in and stopped her.

    Shane: Hey Al hold on thereI dont think this is such a good idea

    Alice: Why not? Shut up ShaneI know what Im doing.

    Alice concentrated hard as she turned the torch on and pointed it at the desk. She had no idea what she was doing, but she loved acting like she did. Her objective was to melt the drawer enough so that she could just pull it away, but what she didnt count on was the incredibly hot flame and how fast it melted. She could see the drawer seal itself shut even more and her eyes grew wide with worry.

    Alice: Uh oh

    Bette: Uh oh?? No uh oh Aliceoh ***** Alice what did you do?

    Alice: ***** I dont knowit just melted

    Both women reached out at once to try and pry away the metal and both women quickly drew their hands back when they were burned by the hot metal. Shane took this opportunity to laugh at them saying, That serves you guys right for almost cutting off my hair.

    Alice: Which is now lying in a heap by the door. Seriously Shane you are not helping

    Bette: Im gonna kill you Aliceif we dont get Tinas (BLEEP) your ***** is mine.

    Alice: Bring it on Porter.

    Bette: I will you ***** midget.

    Shane: Hey guyswhat is this?

    TBC

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    Comments

    1. This story is so funny….I can´t stop laughing.
      I have no clue to what the bleep is – can you help us a little bit out here. Great update and post soon

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