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Oh What The Bleep? Ch. 3
Alice: Holy ***** that was awesome guys
Bette: YESwe found Tinas (BLEEP)
As Bette pulled on the handle to the drawer she encountered another problem.
Bette: *****
Shane: Whats wrong?
Bette: Its stuck
Bette pulled as hard as she could on the desk drawer but it was stuck good. She put one foot up against the desk and pulled with all her might. BAM. The handle popped off and she fell back on her ***** with a loud thud. Alice and Shane were laughing so hard at this that they had tears in their eyes.
Alice: You okay Bette?
Bette: Shitcome on guyswe have to get this drawer openI need to get Tinas (BLEEP)
Alice: Okay okaylet me see what I have in here
Alice pulled open her bag full of stuff while Shane helped Bette try and figure out a way to get the drawer unstuck. Alice rummaged around her bag until she spotted what she was looking for.
Alice: Here it is
Bette: We cant use that Al
Alice: Why not? You want to get the drawer open right?
Bette: Yeah but
Alice: But nothingmove sisterlet the master show you how its done
Alice took the safety off of the portable blow torch and was about to fire it up when Yoda stepped in and stopped her.
Shane: Hey Al hold on thereI dont think this is such a good idea
Alice: Why not? Shut up ShaneI know what Im doing.
Alice concentrated hard as she turned the torch on and pointed it at the desk. She had no idea what she was doing, but she loved acting like she did. Her objective was to melt the drawer enough so that she could just pull it away, but what she didnt count on was the incredibly hot flame and how fast it melted. She could see the drawer seal itself shut even more and her eyes grew wide with worry.
Alice: Uh oh
Bette: Uh oh?? No uh oh Aliceoh ***** Alice what did you do?
Alice: ***** I dont knowit just melted
Both women reached out at once to try and pry away the metal and both women quickly drew their hands back when they were burned by the hot metal. Shane took this opportunity to laugh at them saying, That serves you guys right for almost cutting off my hair.
Alice: Which is now lying in a heap by the door. Seriously Shane you are not helping
Bette: Im gonna kill you Aliceif we dont get Tinas (BLEEP) your ***** is mine.
Alice: Bring it on Porter.
Bette: I will you ***** midget.
Shane: Hey guyswhat is this?
TBC
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(48 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)
Great
I Must be stupid too because I don’t know what the BLEEP is either but you make me LMAO so keep going I am sure you will tell us. Post soon
I have no idea what the BLEEP is. I was thinking something rude but it’s probably something real ordinary.
They are so funny and I laughing so hard, and this Blepb is driving me crazy and I really want to know what the Bleep is. Please post soon, thank you!
I’m still mystified!
This story is so funny….I can´t stop laughing.
I have no clue to what the bleep is – can you help us a little bit out here. Great update and post soon