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Plan OCD
Bette: Hey Tina, wanna get married again?
Tina: Sure. That ok with you, Jess?
Jess: No.
Bette: C’mon, Jess.
Jess: Double no!
Shane (whispering to Jess): You can stay with me while they’re on their honeymoon.
Jess: Um, ok.
Tina: Really?
Jess: I guess.
Alice: Well, what do you know, I’m a minister now. Tina, do you take Bette?
Tina: That’d be really, really nice.
Alice: And Bette, is Tina again your babe?
Bette: Of course.
Alice: By power vested
Jess: Excuse me!
Alice: Oops. Jess, do you approve of getting a new mom?
Jess: Do I have to call her that?
Alice: Bette, does she have to call you that?
Bette: Only if she wants to.
Tina (stern): Jess.
Jess: I’m just asking.
Alice: So, Jess, your say?
Jess: I guess so.
Alice: I now pronounce you remarried. You can kiss, um, each other.
Jess (covering eyes): Ewwww.
(the end)
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OMFG NO YOU DIDN’T. YOU’VE GOT MY FACE SO FREAKING RED FROM EMBARR ASS MENT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD. IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT WHEN I DIE LAUGHING. LMAO.
hahahahaha That’s great…if you’re the type that likes quick resolutions.
HAHA tell OCD that what she gets!!!
P LMAO her ok so late to dinner now, ol well.
LOL Love your sense of humor :)
OCD must hold some amazing power..she is the new Yoda! I thought this was hilarious!
lol !!! Peach !!!
OK so I didn’t die from laughing. I promise I will never ever ever ever again ask for anything again. I still love Plan B.. :) By the way. That was AWESOME how you came back so fast with this. You are a wonderful writer. Fast and wity. Thanks P
please Pseud get some advice to OCD ok? shes killing me..and this is for real or Jess´s dream? or a nightmare..lol
hahah that was freakin great!
Funny.
This is so funny!