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    Plan OCD

    Bette: Hey Tina, wanna get married again?

    Tina: Sure. That ok with you, Jess?

    Jess: No.

    Bette: C’mon, Jess.

    Jess: Double no!

    Shane (whispering to Jess): You can stay with me while they’re on their honeymoon.

    Jess: Um, ok.

    Tina: Really?

    Jess: I guess.

    Alice: Well, what do you know, I’m a minister now. Tina, do you take Bette?

    Tina: That’d be really, really nice.

    Alice: And Bette, is Tina again your babe?

    Bette: Of course.

    Alice: By power vested

    Jess: Excuse me!

    Alice: Oops. Jess, do you approve of getting a new mom?

    Jess: Do I have to call her that?

    Alice: Bette, does she have to call you that?

    Bette: Only if she wants to.

    Tina (stern): Jess.

    Jess: I’m just asking.

    Alice: So, Jess, your say?

    Jess: I guess so.

    Alice: I now pronounce you remarried. You can kiss, um, each other.

    Jess (covering eyes): Ewwww.

    (the end)

    Comments

    1. OMFG NO YOU DIDN’T. YOU’VE GOT MY FACE SO FREAKING RED FROM EMBARR ASS MENT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD. IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT WHEN I DIE LAUGHING. LMAO.

    2. OK so I didn’t die from laughing. I promise I will never ever ever ever again ask for anything again. I still love Plan B.. :) By the way. That was AWESOME how you came back so fast with this. You are a wonderful writer. Fast and wity. Thanks P

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