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Planet Terror: Return to Oz
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Meanwhile, Bette and Helena were in the kitchen with Alice, relaying Helena’s dream.
“it was too real to just have been a dream.” Helena stubbornly argued whilst trying to breastfeed. Caiohome was fussing, having grown weary of her mothers’ arguments all morning.
“It was a dream…here…let me…dammit…” Bette lifted her hands in the air frustrated, as Helena refused to let her help.
“Woah, guys, ok…wait…” Alice scooped up the crying baby and pulled her into a calm embrace. “I don’t want to take sides, but I don’t think this argument is really necessary. Look, a dream can mean lots of things. It’s not fair to just dismiss Helena’s worries.”
“Well we’re not leaving the island.” Bette looked angrily at both women.
“I don’t think we have to right away, but I also don’t think we should get too comfortable here.” Helena directed her words at Alice, annoyed that Bette was attempting to make unilateral decisions once again.
Alice, having managed to calm down a crying baby, decided to just diffuse and put off the discussion. “Let’s just wait a few days, chill out here, and then we can meet up and decide on it all. I know that you’re stoked to move on to Mexico, but to be fair, we’re not even sure that things there will be much safer.” She knew, even as she reasoned with Helena, that something had obviously spooked Helena badly. “Do you really think that the infected are going to hunt us down like that? Are they really that smart?”
Helena shrugged. “I don’t know. Honestly, I don’t know…just…something feels different this time. I don’t know anymore if we’re dealing just with a biochemical problem. Maybe there’s something else at work…”
“Oh, like what?” Bette fumed. “Is this the part of the story where everyone starts debating the existence of PURE EVIL? Are we going to hire a short old lady to exorcise the demons in our televisions? Have we opened up the five gates of hell? Shall I grab my crucifix?” She walked out the door, still waving her hands and shouting. Her voice trailed off, and Helena and Alice thought they could hear her calling Bloody Mary.
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oooooooooh …. I like, creepy, dreams that predict what’s to come, clearly Bette doesn’t watch enough horror movies .. *grin* Now I need the next one because what I don’t need are recurrent dreams about Bette and Helena and all the others being eaten alive with only the baby left to watch the downfall of humanity, oh, and they sucked at the video game, poor Bette, maybe she needs some lessons in shooting things other than zombies :-D
oooohh, that shit is creepy…Bette and Helena need to sit down and have a long talk….I think thats the problem, they aren’t talking enough…yep…pps
“I have a dream, Mama!” Oops, wrong genre all together. So glad to see you back with a big load of spooky. Bette needs to learn to listen to Helena, cause way slower at picking up the vibe. I could mention some OTHER PEOPLE WHO’VE BEEN SLOW TO PICK UP THE VIBE. Jesus, you’d think rain would be a good excuse to sit down and write us more chapters! And Starbuck’s helebette? I’m shocked!
Excuse me, but what the fuck does Oz have to do with anything?
*shrug* what vibe? blame it on sofa anyway. she keeps distracting me with video games and other fun things. aaaanyway, the oz reference has something to do with other realms, helena’s potential for ‘madness’, and generally how creepy Return to Oz was. seriously, that was one creepy motherf*** movie. i highly recommend it:) and i highly recommend this starbucks drink that i invented. but anyway, don’t drink starbucks cuz its evil. eeeeeevvvvvviiiillllll!
DAMMIT, i’m a knob! i apologize, but that little comment meant as a response to funnyone was not, i repeat n.o.t. from sofasitter, it was from me. i was logged onto her computer and like a dolt, forgot to log on again with my proper name. my bad! anyway, I was saying that oz was about a bunch of stuff, and starbucks is evil. me, not sofa. ok, sorry again
Wow, things are really getting strange around here. It’s like sofasitter is channeling helebette. Or is SHE POSSESSED?
I like my version better.
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I totally warned you that would happen ….. or ‘did’ I?
Damn, that was downright scary to end up with. I’m all frightened now. Perhaps I should go do something light and airy to counteract the effects… But no, I’m going to putter around aimlessly (yet suitably creeped out) and then queue up at midnight in the local shop, in a dodgy neighborhood full of zombie-like neds and zombie-like yuppies, like the sad, sad person I am, so I that can–in true brain-dead fashion–further continue my thrilling descent into madness that is July of 2007, otherwise known as The Month What J.K. Rowling Done Ruint My Life and Turned Me into One of the Undead. Yes. Thrills. Chills. And the like. Numzies! Right, the chapter–’twas ace! Do more! Zarg!
Toodles! I love Helena’s Britisms, if that’s even a word. Bette and Helena do indeed appear headed for the rocks (a 28-second makeout session is beyond pathetic), but I have faith that a rebound is in the cards. I totally fell for the page 2 fake-out; modern-day zombies move at lightning speed, so the end really could come that quickly (and horrifically). The meaning of Helena’s dream, the helicopter scene, more zombie showdowns, and Belena makeup sex. So much to look forward to!