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Quality Time
“Bette!! God you can really hurt yourself you promised me you’ll stop speeding!”
“T, it’s not like you or Angie were in the car, besides I’m a very capable driver”
“I know you are, I just worry…”
Bette leaned in and kiss her. “I promise I’ll stop babe if it means so much to you I’ll drive like an old lady!” Bette said, kissing her again. “Anyway apparently it’s not the first time I get stopped bla bla that and being rude to the police officer got me..”
“You were rude to the police officer? Babe!” Tina shook her head, one of these days Bette will get in a lot of troubles.
“I wasn’t rude I just pointed out, in the NICEST way possible, that maybe he needed glasses. And I might have mention something about the only organ in his body that’s smaller than his brain is his dick.” Bette mumbled the last part. “BETTE!” Tina yelled, shocked.
“I said it in the nicest way T! I swear!”
“Oh my god he sent you to jail didn’t he??”
“No, worst, he sent me to some course to refresh my driving skills!” Bette said getting more annoyed with the idea. And looking at Tina trying to stifle a laugh wasn’t helping.
“Well sweetie, you did drive fast. Think about that as a good thing at least you didn’t go to jail.”
“At least at jail I would have a bitch or something, this is just going to be boring!” Bette started whining, “I don’t want to goooooooooooo”
“I think it’s a very educational punishment and it’s not a big deal.”
“Oh you do, don’t you?” Bette asked her lips getting closer to Tina’s. Before they knew it they were heavily making out. “Babe, babe” Bette said after some time, she could’ve swore it was only a few minutes, “What about Angie?”.
Tina stopped immediately “shit!!” she looked at her watch “Fuck Bette we’re half an hour late! Let go!” Tina said trying to put her shirt and shoes at the same time. “How come I barely have any of my clothes on and you’re fully dressed?” Tina asked.
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(43 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)
ROTFLMAO!!! your sense of humour is just to great. Bravo, I would love to read more please. You write Tibette very well. I liked bantering between them. Now that was too funny! Onto the driving refreshers course hehe.. :)
ROTFLMAO!!! I have tears rolling down my face and my sides are in stitches. I have not laughed this hard in a long time. You are just too funny. Thank you!!!! Please don’t stop writing. You have Bette and Tina’s dialogue nailed. I loved the part, ‘You just had to go all Porter on his ass didn’t you?’ Priceless. You are a breath of fresh air, and I can’t wait to read your next post. Can’t believe that this is only your third story. Wow!
LMAO… poor tina LOL, bette ‘s mouth is like trucker driver,LOL… please keep going.. :)PPS
That was so funny! Please post more! You know just how to capture the hilarious side of their characters. Loving your posts. Please post soon.
light hearted, funny entertaining. Thanks
ROTFLMAO! That was HILARIOUS!
You have such a deliciously highly developed sense of humor and I LOVE IT! Seems Bette left out a few things when she was telling Tina what she said….”reading where’s waldo,” ROTFLMAO!!! Thr banter between them is wonderful and I would have loved to have seen this on the show. What I want to know next is what Tina said to the poor man that caused her to get the same treatment. Please, in the next chapter, tell us what Tina said. Cause man, when T goes all alpha, she is a sight to behold, mad and sexy as hell.PPS
this’s great….can we have more chapter?..pls~~~
LMAOOOOO! That was so damn funny. Hey wait a minute, how come I never pull Bette or Tina over?
that was BRILLIANT!!!! the banter between bette and Tina was just sooooooo funny and also what Bette said to the police guy. Please Please post soon and i can’t wait for the next chapter
very funny and enjoyed it..hope you continue. pps
That was funny and love it!