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    Quality Time

    Story written on June 17, 2008 by geek in the pink.
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    Author Notes:

    bette gets stopped on the way home.

    “Skills” Bette smirked. She saw Tina grabbing her keys and run to the car. “Babe, it’s ok it’s not like she’s on the street or something…”

     

    “No you don’t understand Melissa’s parents are always late and last time they were late I gave them such a lecture! God I can’t believe we’re so late!” Tina said getting in the car.

     

    “Babe, you’re speeding” Bette whispered.

     

    “Look, I know I told you not to but come on we have to get there.” They were driving along when they heard the siren and saw the blue and red lights. “Fucking great!” Tina said, stopping the car on the side of the road. Bette looked at the mirror to see the officer coming.

     

    “Un-fucking-believable” she whispered. Tina looked at her but before she could say anything the officer was next to her. He looked at Tina and said “Well where are you going in such a hurry?”

     

    “We’re going to get our daughter” she answered as sweetly as she could. The officer raised his eyes to see whom she was talking about when his eye saw Bette.

     

    “Twice in one day, I’m a lucky fellow” the cop said.

     

    “And here I thought I was the lucky one” Bette answered in a fake smile.

     

    “Who the hell let you be responsible for a child? With the sailor mouth you have, I wouldn’t let you raise my fish!” the officer said. Bette just looked at him, lifting her eyebrow.

     

    “Excuse me??” Tina said full of rage. No one talked to Bette like that! Except her, occasionally but it was well deserve!

     

    “Well this… lady here told me, among other things, that the only thing that’ll get hard in my body is my brain which will say ‘oh this is so hard’ every night when I’ll sit down before bed and will read my favorite book ‘where’s Waldo?’, and then mention that she is very sorry that my hair decided to grow on my back instead of my head but she just LOVES the curls and highlight I did there. And she’s sorry in advance for the heart attack I’ll get in 10 years from all the cheeseburgers I MUST be eating, cause look at me, but look on the bright side cause after that the caws can rest at ease.” He finished looking pointedly at Bette that at that moment found something extremely interesting on the dashboard.

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    1. ROTFLMAO!!! your sense of humour is just to great. Bravo, I would love to read more please. You write Tibette very well. I liked bantering between them. Now that was too funny! Onto the driving refreshers course hehe.. :)

    2. ROTFLMAO!!! I have tears rolling down my face and my sides are in stitches. I have not laughed this hard in a long time. You are just too funny. Thank you!!!! Please don’t stop writing. You have Bette and Tina’s dialogue nailed. I loved the part, ‘You just had to go all Porter on his ass didn’t you?’ Priceless. You are a breath of fresh air, and I can’t wait to read your next post. Can’t believe that this is only your third story. Wow!

    7. You have such a deliciously highly developed sense of humor and I LOVE IT! Seems Bette left out a few things when she was telling Tina what she said….”reading where’s waldo,” ROTFLMAO!!! Thr banter between them is wonderful and I would have loved to have seen this on the show. What I want to know next is what Tina said to the poor man that caused her to get the same treatment. Please, in the next chapter, tell us what Tina said. Cause man, when T goes all alpha, she is a sight to behold, mad and sexy as hell.PPS

    10. that was BRILLIANT!!!! the banter between bette and Tina was just sooooooo funny and also what Bette said to the police guy. Please Please post soon and i can’t wait for the next chapter

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