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Quality Time
Tina turned her head to look at Bette so fast she almost cringed her neck her mouth was slightly open from shock and her eyes almost the size of the wheel. ‘Bette forgot to mention that, OMG! I can’t believe he didn’t send her to jail!”
Bette looked at her, embarrassed, and gave her a ‘sorry, forgot to mention it’ smile.
Tina looked back at the officer, “sorry, she’s demented” she said.
The officer smile “yes, she is. Really shouldn’t be near a child.” He said nodding. Tina could see Bette really wanted to give him a piece of her mind but held back because she didn’t want to get Tina in trouble. ‘God I love her’ Tina thought.
“You too, driving like a manic, a child should not be in the car with either of you!” the officer continued. Tine tried to ignore him. “At least this time I get to deal with the sane one and not the train rack there,” He said pointing at Bette, who was now gripping her hand tight and biting her tongue not to answer him. Tina had had enough! “Now you listen….”
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They came home and Bette put Angie to sleep, a smile playing on her face. She came to the living room to see Tina pacing mumbling to herself. “Un- fucking- believable!! That little piece of shit” she stopped and looked at Bette’s smiling face. “And YOU!!” she yelled pointing at Bette.
“Me??” Bette said, trying not to laugh in front of Tina.
“Yes, you!! You think it’s SO funny, this is all thanks to your big mouth!”
“Come on T, you love my mouth” Bette said teasingly.
“You just had to go all Porter on his ass didn’t you?”
“Porter on his ass… I like it T!”
“Haaaaa”
“Well sweetie, you did drive fast. Think about that as a good thing at least you didn’t go to jail. I think it’s a very educational punishment and it’s not a big deal”
“You little… you think it’s funny??”
“Well… think about it, we can spend some quality time together!”
“That’s not funny Bette!!”
Bette came closer to Tina, whispering in her ear, “When we’ll go, you can be my bitch” she said while taking her earlobe between her teeth.
Tina stifled a moan “this is not funny!” she went to the bedroom angrily. Bette chuckled and look at their two latter ordering them to take a refreshment course in driving. Well in two days it’s the first out of 10 meeting. Tina came back to take her bag.
“Come on T think about it as a group therapy! It’ll be fun!” Bette yelled as Tina went to the room. "God knows you LOVE those" Bette mumbled, again she waited and heard Tina coming back, half expecting her to come back with a pillow and a blanket for Bette to sleep on the couch.
“ITS NOT FUNNY!!” she said and walked back. Bette looked at letters putting them on the fridge like a masterpiece.
“It really is” she said chuckling.
TBC:)
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(43 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)
ROTFLMAO!!! your sense of humour is just to great. Bravo, I would love to read more please. You write Tibette very well. I liked bantering between them. Now that was too funny! Onto the driving refreshers course hehe.. :)
ROTFLMAO!!! I have tears rolling down my face and my sides are in stitches. I have not laughed this hard in a long time. You are just too funny. Thank you!!!! Please don’t stop writing. You have Bette and Tina’s dialogue nailed. I loved the part, ‘You just had to go all Porter on his ass didn’t you?’ Priceless. You are a breath of fresh air, and I can’t wait to read your next post. Can’t believe that this is only your third story. Wow!
LMAO… poor tina LOL, bette ‘s mouth is like trucker driver,LOL… please keep going.. :)PPS
That was so funny! Please post more! You know just how to capture the hilarious side of their characters. Loving your posts. Please post soon.
light hearted, funny entertaining. Thanks
ROTFLMAO! That was HILARIOUS!
You have such a deliciously highly developed sense of humor and I LOVE IT! Seems Bette left out a few things when she was telling Tina what she said….”reading where’s waldo,” ROTFLMAO!!! Thr banter between them is wonderful and I would have loved to have seen this on the show. What I want to know next is what Tina said to the poor man that caused her to get the same treatment. Please, in the next chapter, tell us what Tina said. Cause man, when T goes all alpha, she is a sight to behold, mad and sexy as hell.PPS
this’s great….can we have more chapter?..pls~~~
LMAOOOOO! That was so damn funny. Hey wait a minute, how come I never pull Bette or Tina over?
that was BRILLIANT!!!! the banter between bette and Tina was just sooooooo funny and also what Bette said to the police guy. Please Please post soon and i can’t wait for the next chapter
very funny and enjoyed it..hope you continue. pps
That was funny and love it!