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Riders Ch.9
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————————————Alice———————————–
I was so jealous as Tina and Bette made their speedy exit; I had no idea that human beings could produce such a smell, especially one this small. I mean what had they been feeding it?
“Ok Al you hold him over the bowl and I will take of the diaper then we will just wash him of.”
“You want me to hold a baby? What if I drop him?”
“Well you either hold him or you deal with the end where the smell is coming from.”
“Oh right, no holding him works for me.”
The thing was I had to use two hands to hold the baby so had none left to cover my nose as Dana pulled of the diaper. Which was bad enough on its own, but the look on her face when she stood there with shitty diaper in and realised she had not figured out where she was going to put it made me fall back into the hysterical laughter from earlier and I sucked in a huge waft of eau de baby poop and nearly gagged. It was at that point I started to realise what a long night this could turn out to be. I had absolutely no idea just how long.
Meanwhile in Bette’s Room:-
—————————————-Tina——————————–
Thank god Dana had given us an excuse to leave, had I been made to stay I was not sure how much more I could take before my head just gave up and exploded. My life had gone from totally how I wanted it and under my control to some kind of bad comedy sketch in just a few days. Strangely though being able to watch Bette, who was the cause of so much of my current state of unrest, seemed to calm me down, she just had that way about her. I found her shyness and total lack of social grace endearing for some reason.
As I was lost in my own thoughts, which seemed to be wondering into the realm of less than savoury I noticed that Bette had turned around and caught me staring.
“What, oh my God I knew it I can put on all the make up I own and I am still going to look like Quasi Modo after a heavy night.”
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(43 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
hey! glad to see this chapter. Congrats on the new job!
I laughed like a loon. This was so great.
Excellent chapter Ellie! I’ve heard the term “shit hit the fan” but I think “shit hit the bidet” fits this one! Sounds like Cooper got what’s been due to him for some time. Great post! I’ll be patiently waiting again!
glad to see your post…I miss this story. thank.s
maybe cooper is fed up and leaving…any chance to get rid of him forever?
Some one needs to take Cooper and shove him out the door or send him back in the plane. If he gets to bad just open the plane’s door and shove him out of it. Bette is opening up to Tina and allowing her heart to guide her. Tina is also opening up. I can’t wait to see how things are going to work out for them. I hope that you will enjoy your new job. Thanks for the post.
I don’t know how, but somehow I missed the last several chapters of this story. I am so glad to have now caught up, because this is hilarious…and so very sweet at the same time. Thank you!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! okokok! I am writing TBOF as we speak LOL okokok I just took a short break to read this! But Im on it now1 Promise! As fast as I can! Thanks for this chapter!!!!!!!
Hahaha thats funny adn hope this will kick cooper out of the picture and let Bette and Tina be together. OK post soon please, thanks!
Great post, please don’t let us wait that long again, but congrats on the new job :o)). I really liked the way you “treated” Cooper, he is an ass LOL, but what is he doing there and what are B&T going to do??? Looking forward to the next one…
I believe “oh shit” is an understatement here. I’ve been waiting for a chapter from this story. I’m ashamed to admit it but I couldn’t remember what happened in the previous chapter so I had to read the recap. =/ Cooper needs to go bye-bye and Tina needs to rememeber not to scare off Bette. I would’ve loved to see a bidet moment like that on the actual show. lol
1st! *moons any and all referees*
I was so pleased to check in and see your next chapter. Sorry work has kept you so busy… 24 whole days was a long time to keep us in suspense as to how our favorite “Riders” are doing! I’m not sure I really get the whole baby thing, but it has brought an interesting dynamic within Tina’s family. Also, it has given more emotional connection to B/T. I’m looking forward to see how all the girls will handle the surprise reemergence of Cooper. Doesn’t sound like a very nice guy! Welcome back and thanks for writing!
I laugh and laugh as I read this when I read Dana I hear Baxter Black’s voice and it just cracks me up even more. This is so outstanding. Thanks for writing it.
Also please to see post and glad about new job. Is there a possiblity of a post for Designer Suits?