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Situations Five — Chapter One
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She turned to the farmer and smiled, a forced smile, a smile that said…, ‘I really don’t want to, but if I have no other options…’
She stepped up to the vehicle, one hand on the large rounded wheel guard, the other placed on the steering wheel as she brought her leg up, stepping up onto the ancient piece of scrap…, she smiled to herself, scrap metal towing crap metal…
As she seated herself the farmer indicated the key, and Bette tentatively turned it, wondering at the horrific noise that would come out of the heap of junk…
When its engine chugged to life she took her hands off the steering wheel, she turned her palms up, seeing the already black grime tainting her soft skin…, her eyes glanced past her own hands as she caught sight of her worst nightmare…, she gasped as she saw the brown mud coating the pale denim of her Levis…, she immediately stood and turned to jump down, clear of the red rusty beast…
The farmer looked on in astonishment as Bette dug into her pocket, pulling out a $100 bill; she stepped toward the old man, handing over the note…
"Here, take this…, can you just deliver this heap of…, this…, this sign…, and just tell her I hope she likes it…"
"But I thought…, you…"
"Me…?"
The old man nodded, "yeah…, I thought you were going to…, you know…, drive it out…"
"Oh no… Me…, Bette Porter…, on a tractor? I don’t think so…"
"But…"
"Sorry…, have to go…, I have a plane to catch…"
Bette turned back to the silver Audi…, a smile crossing her face as a thought returned to her, the same thought that had continually crossed her mind since she left L.A.
As she sank into the leather seat and the engine began to purr she picked up her cell and pressed the speed-dial, she smiled as she waited for the person on the end of the phone to answer, her smile broadened as she heard the voice she dreamed about.
"Hey…, it’s me…, I was just wondering…, what are you wearing right now…?"
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Rented Audi? Yeah… good note. Oh, first! ;)
You stopped Jo! ERRRR!This story is already exciting me….Two awesome authors! Life is grand in the world of fan fic!Can’t wait for the next instalment!PPS
There is nothing sweeter than when such talented writers take things into their own hands to create such a better written story, first w/S3 rewrite, and now with a S4 rewrite. God, will IC ever get her head out of her ass and do the proper thing? Yes, I know highly unlikely being that her head is so huge it’s probably stuck up her ass for good!!! Thanks girls…you are the BEST!!!!!! Ok, Ally your turn!!!
Wow!! Two of my favorite authors finally collaborating on a piece of fanfic together! Could it get any better? Jo..the Levi’s were a nice touch! Loved it! Can’t wait for more…bring it on Ally!
agreed. fanfic is a wonderful world. this is gonna be good. thanks so much.
I find it very interesting that you two divided the POVs. It surely can make things go deeper. If great minds think alike and if what I get is right, each of you really assuming a fixed POV to write, this story can’t go anywhere but perfection. Great work.
You two together…Too much for our poor hearts!
You two together, one story, how did we get so lucky. Why the hell did you stop there, where’s the rest of it.
VERY, VERY, NICE, but it was so cruel to stop there. My question is, if the next chapter a continuation? PPS :o)
haaaa awesome!
Two of the best authors working together, yes, that’s just another super great story we are getting!!
Damn that tractor is older than me. I don’t know if I’d trust that thing going for a whole mile at a time. Great story!
this is going to b great
OH HELL YEA…….A FIC BY JO AND ALLEY…….GOOD GOD, I KNOW THIS WILL BE ONE AWESOME FIC……WITH 2 OF THE BEST WRITERS ON THE SITE…..CANT WAIT FOR MORE…….
Oh this is going to be so good!!! Should we call this a Jo-emmerson conglomerate or an Ally-badge conjunction? Either way, It’s gonna be sweet! I must have more! PPS!!!
Wow, with you two working together it can only be one terrific story!
I love this version so much better! The whole getting the infamous “Levis” dirty and Bette just giving up was priceless. Lol I do have to say when I saw Bette riding up on that big, bulky tractor in the last episode was hilarious. I know the scene was supposed to be romantic but I laughed my butt for like an hour after it went off. Maybe it’s just me and my weird sense of humor but seeing the high strung, Alpha Bette Porter riding in on a tractor with this huge sign behind her was so damn funny. Great start to the story. I can’t wait to see what you two come up with next. :)
he-he-he…that’s what i’m talking about…go get your blonde, bette
Great Job,Bette got her Jeans dirty also her hands. thanks
Ha, sissified city folk! Personally I think the John Deere will run faithfully for another 40 years, but I’m glad it scared Bette back in the right direction. What the hell was she thinking? What the hell was Tina thinking? Let Jodi have the Farmer’s Daughter. In another era the farmer’s daughter was a standard figure in jokes, rather like the “priest, rabbi, and minister in a bar” we know today, or perhaps the quintessential “Essex girl” you lot are so fond of. Carry on!
Thank you, both of you. Please post soon!
This is gonna kick some major butt. So glad you guys are doing this. Thanks for takin the time.
I will second Gumby’s comment! Absolutely loving it!
WOW!!! Here are teo of my Fav’s authors. And They leave us To BE Teased~!!! Bring it on Ally. Thanks
Hopefully that was Tina that she called and hopefully she was wearing nothing because it was still very early in LA.
Oh, I love it !!! Way to go, Bette ! This is just hilarious ! I can’t stop laughing…. This is the Bette Porter we know and want to see ! Great job, guys ! What a pair ! I can’t wait to read your next post.
finally having a minute to catch up. looking forward to this story. thanks.
oh and then u stopped, i’ve read all the chapt5ers…still no answer….pleasz some b and t.
LMAO it’s still hilarious!!!! Think I will call you guys “Jolly”….
YAY, j badge. I’m glad you are writing more, and ally, sorry haven’t read any of your yet. Just discovered this site a few weeks ago and there are so many. This looks like a great start to S5 NO!!!!
I´m with Azmama – can´t wait to see where this is going. Two amazing writers in collab. – fanfic dream.
Hello gals, Words can really express the joy I feel right now having read your latest adventure together. It is wonderful; full of humor and delight, packed with intrigue and lust; overflowing with desire and passion. Bette’s reaction to the tractor and her Levi’s was a blast. I could so picture her face, completely shocked and distainful, at thinking about driving that beast. Alpha Bette is a laff fest here. Then to return home and hopefully to the welcoming embrace of Tina is all I want to see. Sure they have problems but what relationship doesn’t. The important thing is that they need to make the effort and take the time to talk and listen to each other. Compromise is an essential element in any partnership but it has to start with a conversation. Please, please, please reunite these soul mates. Thank you so much. Your Loyal Fan.
Hey Jo & Ally!!! You two writing together, that´s just terrific :o) I´m already hooked. Can´t wait for the next. Ally your turn, pps!!!
Ok. An interesting story could become. The thought already circulates in my thought this do several Award winners to itself together for a long time to one write story for B & T. Z.B would, the three or four author, like Ally, Jobagde Chicki and AmandaMG, write a story of Bette and Tina. The first meeting would be a beginning, than marriage, children. About high and depressions in their life. Or also drama, accident, illness etc.. But nothing can do to their love, you they master strongly together her marriage. Up to then their death, when they are very old. The story should be described very in detail. The story would be a life’s work, though. But I would find it terrific incredibly. Could you think about it?
Sorry my mistake: nice first Jo and can’t wait for the next Ally.
Up to the challenge. Nice start Ally. Can’t wait for further updates Jo.Thanks.
Looking forward to this story.
This is gonna be awesome–I can feel it in my bones! What an auspicious beginning! LMBFAO at Bette aborting the mission because she was getting dirty on an ancient tractor! Go get Tina, woman!
Too funny!! God forbid she should ruin those Levis.
Our FanFic World is perfect. :-)Perfect authors; perfect stories.
Wow! Great idea Jo & Ally. Pls do continue..
Hahahahahahahaha OMFG girls, this is so hilarious, Jo, how do you do it? Say byebye to writersblock and hihi to laugh… erm… love ;)
THANK GOD. That’s SO much more ‘Bette Porter’ than that tractor shite. THANK YOU.