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Situations Five — Chapter One
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Bette got out of the silver Audi and looked around her, it was so quiet…, she brought her hand up to shield the sun from her eyes, noticing an old grey haired man waddling toward her, his old denim dungarees covering the red check shirt, the straw hat perched on top of his head…
Bette looked without saying a word, thinking that old man looked about 90 years of age and ready to peg it there and then…
"Ms Porter…?"
"Uh…, yes," Bette said as she extended her hand to the outstretched weather beaten, dirty, muddy paws of the 90 year old farmer.
"She’s all ready for you…" he said as he pointed to the matching weather beaten, dirty, muddy tractor.
"Uh…, is this what I have to drive to get the sign there?"
"That’s it, best tractor money can buy…, she won’t let you down…, she hasn’t let me down in the forty years I’ve had her…"
Bette’s eyes widened, forty years…, he wants me to drive a forty year old fucking tractor…, Bette looked back at the sparkling 4×4, "can’t I take that?"
"That?"
"Yeah…, that…, the 4×4?"
"Ooooh no, can’t take that…"
"Why not?"
"It’ll get dirty…"
Bette rolled her eyes as her gaze once again came upon the forty year old tractor, she looked down at what she was wearing, contemplating how even though she had dressed casually, her carefully packed Levis, now adorning her legs, were in serious danger of themselves becoming dirty…, it was a thought that terrified her…
How could she possibly allow this precious item of clothing to come into contact with the forty year old dirty tractor…
Her eyes scanned the beaten up farm vehicle…, she looked at the mud caked wheels, the black grimy steering wheel, the old rusty seat where her bottom would have to be placed for that whole mile…, and how long would it take to travel a mile in that clapped out heap of shite… best part of a day most likely…
But she had told Tina she would do this…, so the least she could do was try…
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Rented Audi? Yeah… good note. Oh, first! ;)
You stopped Jo! ERRRR!This story is already exciting me….Two awesome authors! Life is grand in the world of fan fic!Can’t wait for the next instalment!PPS
There is nothing sweeter than when such talented writers take things into their own hands to create such a better written story, first w/S3 rewrite, and now with a S4 rewrite. God, will IC ever get her head out of her ass and do the proper thing? Yes, I know highly unlikely being that her head is so huge it’s probably stuck up her ass for good!!! Thanks girls…you are the BEST!!!!!! Ok, Ally your turn!!!
Wow!! Two of my favorite authors finally collaborating on a piece of fanfic together! Could it get any better? Jo..the Levi’s were a nice touch! Loved it! Can’t wait for more…bring it on Ally!
agreed. fanfic is a wonderful world. this is gonna be good. thanks so much.
I find it very interesting that you two divided the POVs. It surely can make things go deeper. If great minds think alike and if what I get is right, each of you really assuming a fixed POV to write, this story can’t go anywhere but perfection. Great work.
You two together…Too much for our poor hearts!
You two together, one story, how did we get so lucky. Why the hell did you stop there, where’s the rest of it.
VERY, VERY, NICE, but it was so cruel to stop there. My question is, if the next chapter a continuation? PPS :o)
haaaa awesome!
Two of the best authors working together, yes, that’s just another super great story we are getting!!
Damn that tractor is older than me. I don’t know if I’d trust that thing going for a whole mile at a time. Great story!
this is going to b great
OH HELL YEA…….A FIC BY JO AND ALLEY…….GOOD GOD, I KNOW THIS WILL BE ONE AWESOME FIC……WITH 2 OF THE BEST WRITERS ON THE SITE…..CANT WAIT FOR MORE…….
Oh this is going to be so good!!! Should we call this a Jo-emmerson conglomerate or an Ally-badge conjunction? Either way, It’s gonna be sweet! I must have more! PPS!!!
Wow, with you two working together it can only be one terrific story!
I love this version so much better! The whole getting the infamous “Levis” dirty and Bette just giving up was priceless. Lol I do have to say when I saw Bette riding up on that big, bulky tractor in the last episode was hilarious. I know the scene was supposed to be romantic but I laughed my butt for like an hour after it went off. Maybe it’s just me and my weird sense of humor but seeing the high strung, Alpha Bette Porter riding in on a tractor with this huge sign behind her was so damn funny. Great start to the story. I can’t wait to see what you two come up with next. :)
he-he-he…that’s what i’m talking about…go get your blonde, bette
Great Job,Bette got her Jeans dirty also her hands. thanks
Ha, sissified city folk! Personally I think the John Deere will run faithfully for another 40 years, but I’m glad it scared Bette back in the right direction. What the hell was she thinking? What the hell was Tina thinking? Let Jodi have the Farmer’s Daughter. In another era the farmer’s daughter was a standard figure in jokes, rather like the “priest, rabbi, and minister in a bar” we know today, or perhaps the quintessential “Essex girl” you lot are so fond of. Carry on!
Thank you, both of you. Please post soon!
This is gonna kick some major butt. So glad you guys are doing this. Thanks for takin the time.
I will second Gumby’s comment! Absolutely loving it!
WOW!!! Here are teo of my Fav’s authors. And They leave us To BE Teased~!!! Bring it on Ally. Thanks
Hopefully that was Tina that she called and hopefully she was wearing nothing because it was still very early in LA.
Oh, I love it !!! Way to go, Bette ! This is just hilarious ! I can’t stop laughing…. This is the Bette Porter we know and want to see ! Great job, guys ! What a pair ! I can’t wait to read your next post.
finally having a minute to catch up. looking forward to this story. thanks.
oh and then u stopped, i’ve read all the chapt5ers…still no answer….pleasz some b and t.
LMAO it’s still hilarious!!!! Think I will call you guys “Jolly”….
YAY, j badge. I’m glad you are writing more, and ally, sorry haven’t read any of your yet. Just discovered this site a few weeks ago and there are so many. This looks like a great start to S5 NO!!!!
I´m with Azmama – can´t wait to see where this is going. Two amazing writers in collab. – fanfic dream.
Hello gals, Words can really express the joy I feel right now having read your latest adventure together. It is wonderful; full of humor and delight, packed with intrigue and lust; overflowing with desire and passion. Bette’s reaction to the tractor and her Levi’s was a blast. I could so picture her face, completely shocked and distainful, at thinking about driving that beast. Alpha Bette is a laff fest here. Then to return home and hopefully to the welcoming embrace of Tina is all I want to see. Sure they have problems but what relationship doesn’t. The important thing is that they need to make the effort and take the time to talk and listen to each other. Compromise is an essential element in any partnership but it has to start with a conversation. Please, please, please reunite these soul mates. Thank you so much. Your Loyal Fan.
Hey Jo & Ally!!! You two writing together, that´s just terrific :o) I´m already hooked. Can´t wait for the next. Ally your turn, pps!!!
Ok. An interesting story could become. The thought already circulates in my thought this do several Award winners to itself together for a long time to one write story for B & T. Z.B would, the three or four author, like Ally, Jobagde Chicki and AmandaMG, write a story of Bette and Tina. The first meeting would be a beginning, than marriage, children. About high and depressions in their life. Or also drama, accident, illness etc.. But nothing can do to their love, you they master strongly together her marriage. Up to then their death, when they are very old. The story should be described very in detail. The story would be a life’s work, though. But I would find it terrific incredibly. Could you think about it?
Sorry my mistake: nice first Jo and can’t wait for the next Ally.
Up to the challenge. Nice start Ally. Can’t wait for further updates Jo.Thanks.
Looking forward to this story.
This is gonna be awesome–I can feel it in my bones! What an auspicious beginning! LMBFAO at Bette aborting the mission because she was getting dirty on an ancient tractor! Go get Tina, woman!
Too funny!! God forbid she should ruin those Levis.
Our FanFic World is perfect. :-)Perfect authors; perfect stories.
Wow! Great idea Jo & Ally. Pls do continue..
Hahahahahahahaha OMFG girls, this is so hilarious, Jo, how do you do it? Say byebye to writersblock and hihi to laugh… erm… love ;)
THANK GOD. That’s SO much more ‘Bette Porter’ than that tractor shite. THANK YOU.