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Something In Common
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“Yeah, funny,” Alice echoed, not at all seeing any humor in the situation.
“Let me buy you a drink,” Tonya suddenly said, peering at Alice’s glass and frowning. “Is that water? Want something stronger?”
“Uh, no thanks,” Alice said, watching as Tonya finished her own drink and pounded the bar, signaling another.
Tonya’s eyes bore into her own, and her brow creased. “Which one is it? Prozac?”
“What? How did you – I mean” Alice trailed off. Is it that obvious I’m depressed?
Tonya’s piercing laugh caused Alice to wince slightly. “Alice, Ton-Ton knows these things. Dana left you and now your life is a mess.”
Alice sighed and slumped forward. “I justI really love her.” Why am I still talking to Tonya?
Tonya squeezed her shoulder. “It’s okay to feel that way. Dana’s a very hard woman to get over – I know. Tell Ton-Ton all about it.”
Alice frowned. “You know? You didn’t even care about Dana.”
Letting out a little indignant gasp, Tonya laid one hand over her chest, a look of innocence on her face. “How could you say that, Alice? I cared very much for Dana.”
Alice snorted. “I’m sure you did.”
Leaning forward and nearly knocking over her newly freshened drink, Tonya said, “Look, I did care about her. You don’t spend that much time with someone and not care.”
“You cared about her money,” Alice accused.
Tonya shrugged. “What can I say? I like money. I like the finer things in life. That doesn’t mean I can’t care about someone.”
“You killed Mr. P,” Alice added, hoping Tonya would admit it while in her drunken state.
Tonya laughed so hard she began choking and nearly spit her drink back out. “Killed him?” she repeated, wiping tears from her eyes. “Just because I don’t like cats doesn’t mean I’d kill one! He was just old.”
“Whatever,” Alice replied, trying to turn away.
“Wait,” Tonya protested, grabbing her arm. “I really didn’t kill him. I swear. I almost felt bad that he died while he was with me.”
“Almost?” Alice questioned, shaking her head. “Gee, Tonya, you’re so caring it hurts.”
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hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!