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Something In Common
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She still got no response. “Damn,” she murmured, watching the apparently comatose woman for any signs of movement. Great, just great. Now what? Her friends left already. I can’t really just leave her here like thiscan I? Okay, maybe I can find her address and call her a cab. Not that she deserves it, but if something happens to her, I don’t want it on my conscience.
Alice gingerly extracted Tonya’s purse from her arm. Opening it, she pulled her head back and coughed lightly as a cloud of perfume wafted up from within the handbag and assaulted her senses. “Ick,” she said aloud, waving a hand in front of her face. She dug through the purse a moment, finding a wallet and opening it. A piece of paper fluttered out, and Alice hopped off her stool a moment to retrieve it. She looked at it a moment, frowning as she read it. “What is this?” she wondered.
She hadn’t even realized she’d said it aloud until she heard a voice respond. “My list,” a muffled voice said. “The list of women I’d like to be with.”
“You keep a list?” Alice laughed as she read the first entry on the list. “Jodie Foster? Don’t you think you’re a little out of your league with that one?”
“I always aim high,” Tonya responded, her head still buried in her arms, curly hair overflowing onto the bar. “And I’m very organized. I keep lists for everything.”
“She’s not even out,” Alice argued. “You don’t know she’s *****.”
“Oh, I know,” Tonya argued. “Dykes know these things. Trust me. You wouldn’t know since you’re not a real *****.”
Alice ignored her comment, instead continuing to scan Tonya’s list, stopping as she read a few more entries down. “Helena Peabody? What?“
“Why not?” Tonya mumbled, struggling to sit up partway. “She’s attractive and powerful. That’s right up my alley.”
“You are unbelievable,” Alice accused, shoving the paper back into Tonya’s purse.
“What the ***** are you doing anyway?” Tonya demanded, looking more alert. “Isn’t your cheesy little radio gig paying enough anymore, or do you have to resort to stealing money from my purse?”
“What?” Alice responded crossly. “I was just trying to be nice and find your address so I could get you a cab home, but now I see you don’t deserve it.”
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hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!