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Something In Common
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“You just don’t know me,” Tonya argued. “We might be a lot more alike than you’d think.”
Alice pushed her half empty water glass away, trying to think of some way to make an exit out of this conversation. “What could we possibly have in common?”
“We both dated Dana,” Tonya immediately replied.
“Besides the obvious,” Alice countered, searching the room and eyes lighting up when she noticed a restroom. Aha, an escape!
Tonya shrugged clumsily. “I dunno. There’s probably something. We don’t know each other well enough to know.”
Thank God, thought Alice. “Look I – ” she started to say, getting ready to try and flee to the bathroom and lose Tonya.
“You never even asked me what happened to Melissa,” Tonya suddenly pointed out, raising a hand to her mouth to cover a little burp.
Alice sighed impatiently. “Fine, what happened to Melissa?” she asked, going along to humor Tonya.
“She decided she wasn’t ***** anymore,” Tonya announced.
Alice had to laugh. “You got yourself a ‘hasbian,’ huh?”
“A hasbian? What? Oh, never mind,” Tonya began laughing as she realized what Alice was referring to. “Turns out she only wanted to be ***** to piss off her mother. Come to find out, Mommy Dearest was thrilled at the idea of having a ***** for a daughter. She thought it was trendy.”
Another laugh escaped Alice as she pictured what Tonya was saying. “So it was all for nothing, huh?”
“At least I got to go to some good parties,” Tonya admitted, her eyelids at half-mast as she stared at Alice and finished her drink.
Alice watched as Tonya set the glass back down, knocking it over with her arm as she moved around drunkenly. “Maybe you should, um, not have anything else to drink,” Alice suggested. Not that I care or anything.
“I dunno,” Tonya simply said, her eyes glazed as she glanced around the room. “My friends left me anyway.” Her words had become even more slurred, and Alice wrinkled her nose at the strong smell of alcohol that came her way every time Tonya opened her mouth.
“Maybe you should call a cab,” Alice advised, watching as Tonya’s head began to droop before finally resting on her head on the bar. She got no answer, so she reached over and lightly poked Tonya’s arm. “Hey, did you hear me?”
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hmmmm…interesting, plotting those two together. I liked it!
OMFG!!! That was hilarious…All the nonsense banter and arguing…*shakes head and wipes tears from eyes* Granted, it was TOTALLY ALIEN-STRANGE but really very good too. I need more
Don’t be scared of the Ton-Ton, Alice,” LMAO no one should ever be afraid of the Ton Ton. You did it, you immortalized Tonass! Are you going to pay for Alice’s therapy? brilliant!
wow this is really interesting, i liked it a lot.
The idea of tonass makes me say “ick” in my mind, but you have me intrigued foxfire. I hope you’ll continue. I’d love to see the other girls’ reaction to Tonya and Alice.
Wow, I can’t believe it, but I actually liked this alot. When I read the posts on the Danish thread about Tonass, I thought “no way,” but I actually liked this. You wrote Tonya and Alice very believably and I think I’d like to see more!
i liked it too! i’m amazed that i did. but i did.
that was soooo weird!…yet i liked it. janet reno in a bathing suit – loved that line. ^ – ^ it made me gag and laugh at the same time.
That, was HILARIOUS! Tonass is actually quite cute. Both characters were spot on and loved the constant bickering. Forget paying for Alice’s therapy, pay for mine because I’m still having a hard time believing Alice and Tonya “got jiggy with it”. Laughed my ass off at the Ton-Ton, just great!