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Something so right – chapter 128
“I think you will find that there are more people than that have seen those snaps “ Tina said dryly “Isn’t that right Bette ?”
“Yes “
“Really ? Who ?” Helena asked
“If we told you now you would need oxygen “ Tina replied
Shane and Helena looked at one another
“We are prepared to risk it “
Bette looked at Tina
“No – don’t tell them “
“You cannot stop me doing that joke I did this morning “ Tina protested “It was a moment of genius from me “
“It was “ Bette conceded. “Okay – hit them with it “
“Lets just say that with luck Martha Stewart has some magic formula to get vaginal fluids out of a sofa “
There was a pause of a few seconds while it hit Shane and Helena then they collapsed in laughter again – Bette kissed Tina
“You are bad “ she told her
“You love me because of it “ Tina replied
Bette nodded “Yes – yes I do – very much “
And you are going to see tomorrow night just how much I am going to treat you and take care of you now that we are going to get married.
“Lets be clear about what we know – do we know who this woman is ?” Bette said when Helena and Shane had regained control of themselves again. Helena shook her head
Lets be clear about what we know – do we know who this woman is ?” Bette said when Helena and Shane had regained control of themselves again. Helena shook her head
“Normally Alice is very keen to tell anyone who is listening what she is up to “
“Though not like she just has “ Bette said dryly
“Exactly but equally – when she wants to she can make clams look chatty – she hasn’t let on to any of us that she’s seeing someone “
“I hate to imply this of you Shane but did you – eh – recognise the female from the snaps ?”
Tina asked
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Why worry about the dog. He isn’t telling anybody.
This is just too hilarious. Thank you love this story.
Oh Sh*t! Alice’s here!!
Can’t wait for the next update. This had me laughing out loud
Your former but now present woman must bring out the joyous, mischievous side of you. Or is this something you’re threatening to do? ;-)More L Wing or ITL?
This is by far the funniest thing I’ve ever read. How in the world did you think of such? But you know, Alice deserves that since she is such a beast sometimes to Tina and Bette. She never fails to out them on some situation and tells their business to most of West Hollywood and anyone else that will listen. She always tells their secrets, so she deserves this as payback for all the sh-t that she has done to them and others. She can dish it out but can’t take it. Payback is a bitch. As Bette said, when their grandchildren are grown this will still be talked about. AllyE, you must have been having a crazy wonderful time to come us with something like this, and the dog was the ultimate kicker. Fun read. Thanks for posting. it.
OMG! She doesn’t know. PPS
So good!Thank you.