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Something so right – chapter 128
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“No offence – Helena asked me the same thing. I know I know a lot of women intimately but its not a subject that I could specialise on if I went on Jeopardy. There were no distinguishing marks “
“Eh “ Helena said “I know all of this is hilarious and only Alice could be such a clueless klutz but there is one thing that is bothering me “
“Only one thing ?” Shane said “ Who the fuck shows their pussy to a camera ?. I mean – I am the biggest tart out of everyone else I know – man have I done some crazy shit things but no way would I let anyone take THOSE sort of pictures. This is sick on every single level”
“So what is bothering you Helena ?”
Helena paused “I am surprised that none of you spotted this in the second to last picture ”
“The pussies and the gigantic dildo might have distracted us “
“Exactly – in that picture -do you remember it ?”
“Therapy might be needed before I forget that “ Bette said “ Who knew that dildos came in different sizes “
“What are you getting at ?” Tina asked- she was more curious than she was grossed out by
the picture in question
Helena waited until everyone was looking at her “Simple darlings – it was the dog that was
watching what they were doing “
“DOG !! “ This was too much for Bette who burst out laughing while holding her sides which were starting to hurt
“Dog – no fucking way Helena “ Shane shouted
“I am not shitting you “ Helena promised “ There was a dog watching “
“A dog watching while.. Oh for fucks sake “ Tina desperately needed to pee – preferably before she peed her pants
“I am not making this up “
“As Tina said this morning – you don’t have to make anything up with this situation – a dog Helena ?”
“A dog darlings “
Shane finally said what Tina was going to say
“Please stop before I wet myself “
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Why worry about the dog. He isn’t telling anybody.
This is just too hilarious. Thank you love this story.
Oh Sh*t! Alice’s here!!
Can’t wait for the next update. This had me laughing out loud
Your former but now present woman must bring out the joyous, mischievous side of you. Or is this something you’re threatening to do? ;-)More L Wing or ITL?
This is by far the funniest thing I’ve ever read. How in the world did you think of such? But you know, Alice deserves that since she is such a beast sometimes to Tina and Bette. She never fails to out them on some situation and tells their business to most of West Hollywood and anyone else that will listen. She always tells their secrets, so she deserves this as payback for all the sh-t that she has done to them and others. She can dish it out but can’t take it. Payback is a bitch. As Bette said, when their grandchildren are grown this will still be talked about. AllyE, you must have been having a crazy wonderful time to come us with something like this, and the dog was the ultimate kicker. Fun read. Thanks for posting. it.
OMG! She doesn’t know. PPS
So good!Thank you.