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Stained – Chapter 2
Tina stuttered some more apologies, but Bette didn’t say anything. She scooped some of the ice cream off her jacket while taking off her sunglasses and – to Tina’s utter amazement – brought her finger to her full lips and licked it.
"Hmmm, peach. My favourite!" The sweet and sultry voice said and the corners of Bette’s lips curled up.
‘What the fuck?’ was the only thing Tina’s mind could come up with, too stupefied to wander off to enslavement or other things again. Well, almost too stupefied, because she could have sworn some part of her brain was being very jealous of both Bette’s finger and her lips. She certainly wouldn’t mind licking that finger clean herself. And she also wouldn’t mind being that finger, getting to touch those incredible lips. Now that Tina thought about it, it probably wasn’t her mind that was thinking these things…
"I’m really very sorry." Tina tried again.
Bette just smiled and said: "Well, I guess I shouldn’t have worn white after Labor Day."
Now Tina was even more stunned. What happened to the yelling and the infinite floor-scrubbing? Did The Great Bette Porter actually just make a joke about the ruining of her extremely expensive jacket?
Then Bette looked at David, who still had a deer-in-headlights expression on his face. She squatted down. ‘The Great Bette Porter squatting down?’ Tina couldn’t help thinking. ‘Shit, I should really stop calling her that before I accidentally say it out loud.’
Bette was now face-to-face with David, who still looked on the verge of tears. She said seriously: "Oh dear, did my jacket ruin your ice cream?"
David glanced at his ice cream, now lying sadly on the pavement and nodded with pouting lips adn teary eyes.
"Well, let’s get you a new one, then." Bette proposed enthusiastically. "If it’s alright with your mom, of course."
And with that she looked questioningly at Tina. Tina couldn’t respond. All she could do was look into those amazing chocolate pools.
"Oh, she’s not my mom, she’s Tina!" David interrupted their stare, suddenly forgetting his shyness and no longer afraid of getting yelled at. This had to be his lucky day. First he got to make a collage of seashells on the beach. He loved the beach! Then, after all the other children had been collected, Tina had bought him an ice cream and now this nice lady, whose jacket had thrown his ice cream on the ground, offered to buy him a new one. Life certainly was sweet!
"Well, if it’s alright with Tina, then." Bette rephrased, staring into those sweet, hazel eyes again. She got up without breaking the stare and offered Tina her hand. "Nice to meet you, Tina. I’m Bette."
The moment Tina touched Bette’s soft hand she was electrocuted by the power of their chemistry and fell to the ground… dead. (Hehe, just kidding. Sorry!)
The moment Tina touched Bette’s soft hand butterflies began to swirl around in her stomach. ‘What’s with me today? Must be this freaking weather or something. I’m just star struck, that’s got to be it.’ Weather and star struck. ‘Sounds good enough.’ Tina thought.
"Nice to meet you, too, Bette."
‘Yes! Formed a sentence that actually made sense and managed to say it without stumbling all over the words or make a complete fool out of myself. Tina – 1, crazy voices in my head always trying to embarrass me – 0.
"So, how ’bout that ice cream, Tina?"
"Ehh, I… ehhh…sure."
Well, alright, that was still a sentence… sort of. ‘Please brain, focus! I really need you to form coherent responses right now! Holy shit, I’m talking to Bette freaking Porter here! The Great Bette Porter! Noooo, not a good time to get even more star-struck.’
Tina was very grateful when David grabbed Bette’s hand and began dragging her to the nearest ice cream vendor. And Bette? Bette just flashed her that amazing million dollar smile of hers. The one that could make Tina’s heart skip a beat even when she saw it on screen. ‘Oh God, it’s even better in real life!’ Tina realized and she just stood paralyzed until David yelled: "Are you coming, Tina?"
"I just might." Tina mumbled under her breath.
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(47 votes, average: 3.49 out of 5)
i think if any of us would see “BETTE” on the street.. we all would be coming… LOLOLOLO… i love this story… please continue… love seeing into tina’s mind
Lol.. it’s funny! but it’s too short.. post soon please.
ALWAYS glad to see a new B&T beginning. I’m loving this story. You write wonderfully, I can’t believe you haven’t written before. Pleeassse continue-soon!
This is so funny and cute, love it. Ok let see what’s next, thanks!
more now longer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I though I was the only one who had those conversations in their head. Glad to hear that Tina does to. Nay, we don’t want Tina to die, she just needs a little help from the writers here and not on that show that the crazy lady created. This is really good. I would be totally star struck if I ran into JB or LH on the street. Great chapter to a good story.
very cute story – keep going…i’m interested to see what the dialogue will be like after tina gets over her voices in her head….
More please.
this was a nice chapter, i love this Bette Porter well i love all the Bette Porter! but this is so nice! continue please you are doing so good!
Great chapter but way too short!! :-)
Very good, lovin’ it. Give us more.
OMG another B&T beginning! Yessss! Great start, but wayyyyy too short! LOL! I just found this story! Oh, goodieee! I love the converations Tina’s having in her head… too funny! I’d be doing the same thing! I’m loving this! Keep it coming!
if tina keeps this up, bette will think she’s a little slow! he he. i like your sense of humor. more please
” Tina was electrocuted and fell to the ground… dead.” LMAO !!!! You had me almost fall from my chair !… Great start. Looking for some more..
omg i was lol through the whole of that…well funny! But i agree with Ira Way to short!!!! post soon
Goed begin B&T verhalen zijn altijd goed. Great chapter and post soon
Well, at least Tina isn’t speaking like an internet gamer kid: “omg liek ur bette porter OMG HAX LOLOLOLZ!!!1!!1!1!shiftoneoneone!” And now I’ll have to fight off a headache for the rest of the day from typing that out. Okay, Bette, I know Tina is a little slow right now (okay a whole lot slow but it’ll pass), but just do one thing. Stay forever.
this is really funny and cute…don’t worry about it being short, quality is more important
David yelled: “Are you coming, Tina?” “I just might.” Tina mumbled under her breath. HA HA. This is going to make my day!
are you coming … I just might LOL LOL LOL LMAO Die is echt goed!!! Ja, zit nu in de wachttijd voor mn coschap in Rotterdam… Tip voor jou: Probeer de decentrale selectie, dat is een toets waardoor je er ook zonder loting in kan komen!
I declare myself B-T addicted! some much of B-T is never enough for me. This is a great history..loving it already! So please..Post soon and longer…:)
This is a really great start, please post again soon!
Another gd chapter!but still too short lol …Chum this is Fanfic villeyou gotta give the girlies what they want ehehe
This was hilarious! Thanks for putting a huge smile on my face so early in the day!
Haha, that’s hilarious! Great chapter. Don’t keep us waiting for so long please. But I guess two days is also long enough to me. lol
Tina is such a goof. I love it. Length really isn’t important I was hooked three lines in.
haha this is too cute!! but never long enuff to satisfy us!! keep it up
I agress with all the others…this is funny and a very great start..please post more…and soon…and longer.. :)
Love this gentle Bette. David was really afraid,that he would get yellat. Poor baby. and Tina was in a trance,but was redy to protect David. Yet they are on the way to buy more icecream. love this thanks
Love Notting Hill and love the story, but something tells me your going to make it better