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    Stained – Chapter 4 + 5

    Story written on April 27, 2006 by Nocturnal.
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    It’s time for some Weird Al! A B&T Beginning

     

    “She should be grateful that I even bother
    to call her sorry ass every now and again!”     Alice told Shane.

     

    “Every now and again? There is a reason she has that voicemail, Al.” Shane chuckled. “Haven’t you heard that less is
    more?”

     

    “Is that so, Miss McCutcheon? ‘Cause if it
    is, you should think about applying that little mantra to you’re sex
    life.”

     

    “I suppose you already have, then.” Shane retorted.

     

    “I’m just saving myself for Mr. or Mrs.
    Right.”     Alice said with a straight face.

     

    They were
    completely silent for a moment. Then they both erupted in loud laughter.

    “Hehe, me… saving myself. That’s a funny
    one, even for me!     Alice snickered.

     

    The
    doorbell rang and     Alice went to open the door for Bette,
    still chuckling. “What are you
    laughing about?”     Bette asked as she stepped inside.

     

    “Oh nothing, we were just discussing my
    chastity.”     Alice grinned.

     

    “Yes, the Virgin Mary would look like a
    regular ho next to you.

     

    “Don’t even get me started on that little
    slut. Immaculate Conception my ass! She was getting it on big time!”

     

    “Alice, what did we agree on
    last time you brought this up?”

     

    “That I wouldn’t diss Christianity
    anymore.”     Alice said reluctantly.

     

    “And why is that?” Bette continued.

     

    “Because it’s not nice and everyone has
    the right to believe what they want to believe.”     Alice recited, but she added almost
    inaudibly: “Boooring.”

     

    “Yes Al, you may find that boring. That,
    however, doesn’t mean Father Williams appreciated you entertaining everybody at
    the church with your little theory, in the exact same words you used just now,
    I might add, to ‘funk it up a little’ – your words, not mine. The     Wilsons have not spoken to me
    since and I don’t think the odds for me getting invited to the baptism of their
    youngest child are very good.”

     

    “Oh, get over it. That woman is a baby
    factory, so I did you a favor. At least you won’t get bored to death when they
    take an hour to splash some water over their next ten children. I swear I was
    about to kill myself with a paperclip; I just couldn’t stand it anymore.”

     

    “Well, in that case let me just express my
    eternal gratitude to you, Saint Alice of WeHo, for rescuing me from having a
    good relationship with people that live on my street and whom I run into
    everyday.”
    Bette rolled her eyes.

     

    “Oh, I see what you’re trying to do here,
    Porter. Making me feel all guilty so I will forget that you, Missy, were way
    late!”     Alice exclaimed triumphantly.

     

    “Can’t get anything past you, can I? It would’ve
    worked too if you’d had a conscience.”     Bette grinned.

     

    “Well, aren’t you a funny lesbian. You
    could give Ellen a run for her money. Now, spill it! Enlighten us with the lame
    excuse you have come up with to make us forgive you for your tardiness
    again.”

     

    “I…” Was all Bette could say before Alice interrupted her.

     

    “Don’t tell me some director chased you
    all over town again, begging for you to take the lead in his movie. No, it was
    probably some hot chick, throwing herself at your feet in complete adoration
    and demanding you take her right there. Or maybe it was…”

     

    Shane
    decided to cut her off before she had to listen to another half hour rant from     Alice.

    “Alice, did you forget to
    take your happy pill again? All you’ve done today it bitch about everything. If
    you would let the woman speak, we might find out why she is late.”

    She turned
    to Bette: “Hi Bette, good to see
    you.”

     

    “Good to see you too, Shane.” Bette chuckled. “Let’s order some take out, so I can ‘enlighten’ you while we
    eat.”

    TBC…

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    Comments

    1. hi, I really LOVE this story! Very crisp, the inner dialogues and the conversations are marvelous. Has anyone wondered why no one has killed Alice yet? I’m just sayin! write more soon! really soon! I am also glad you cleared that up about the score of 10 being god. In olympic scoring, yeah, but in exams, at least for yanks,not so good!! Congrats!

    5. Alice is being Alice. I love the voice mail message to Alice. Even though Bette is famous (and not just in my mind) she still has time for her friends to sit and laugh with each other. I wonder what is going on in her mind about Tina. I also wonder what is going on with Tina. Hope that they see each other soon. I don’t hate Eric, I just want to see Tina with Bette just because they are soooo hot together.

    9. 2 chapters and you still leave us hanging!!!!!!! LOL Ik was aan het hopen op nog een hoofdstuk van dit verhaal… En nu kreeg k r zelfs 2!!!!!!!Je schrijft echt heel goed! Bedankt!

    12. Wow, justloveB+T is one to talk about cliffhangers. LMAO =p Yeah I kind of feel sorry for Eric already. He seems like the kind of guy who tries really hard and of course, the guy every mother wants her little girl to bring home. I dated a guy like that when I was 13. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING! lol I had a reason which I’m not proud of, but I was only 13 so I chalked it up to being immature. I also know about the ending of the “you get all my free time” phase. So far, if I’m with someone and I get to see them often (as in we live in the same general area), then I fall into a comfortable phase with that person, get bored, and want to find someone new. I haven’t been afraid of committment in the past. I just have relationship ADD or something. And why the hell did I just go into my lack of a love life? Give me a top 10 list and call me Alice I guess.

    13. I really like this story, Alice is funny as hell. En ja hier is het ook te koud wanneer komt de zomer eraan?Je schrijft echt goed en ga vooral zo door. Post soon.

    14. I agree with B&Tforever…I am sure Eric is a very nice man…he is just not the one for Tina! And, the sooner he knows that, the sooner he can move on and find the one he is meant to be with!! Thanks!

    18. Poor Eric he either slaping Tina around or following her like a puppy.. Cant strike that happy medium. Bette will be back, she did make a promise to David. thanks

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