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    Summer Vacation. Chapter 34

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    “Lara?”

    Dana searched the empty bed beside her, finding it be vacant she shielded her eyes before opening one just the tiniest crack, looking around the bedroom for her wife,

    Lara sat serenely at the window, her feet upon the sill as she peeked through the open crack in the blinds, awake and eager to meet the day,

    “Hi,” she grinned, gazing as Dana where she slept,

    Dana smiled, “You’re up?”

    “Yup … baby’s awake, all that excitement from yesterday no doubt,”

    “It was exciting,” agreed Dana, sitting herself up in bed as she wrapped the sheet around her, “but poor Lottie huh, and poor Bette, having to deal with that bunch of wankers,”

    Lara giggled, it wasn’t often that her wife swore, especially since she’d learnt from Tina that babies could probably hear everything even when they were in the womb, her language had suddenly become more flowery and less colourful,

    “Indeed,” Lara patted her bump carefully, “It did get me thinking though,”

    “About?”

    Lara shrugged, “Parenting, children … what it takes to raise one?”

    Dana gave a slight snort, “You’re thinking about ‘that’ already?” she paused, going over the choice of her next words carefully, “If I were you I’d be more concerned about how the little one’s going to ‘come out’ …”

    Lara chuckled and playfully hurled one of the window seat cushions in the direction of her wife’s head, Dana ducked expertly, showing that her reaction times were none the less astute,

    “Hey!”

    Lara patted her small bump carefully, “Don’t you listen to her,” she said to the bump, “we have a no pain agreement, don’t we?”

    Dana grinned, “Uh babe? … I’m not sure that’s how it works,”

    Lara gave her the same serene smile in return that she’d seen every morning of their confirmed pregnancy so far. Where Dana had worried about Lara working through her pregnancy and taking on too much, if anything, pregnancy energised her. Every time she met with Carmen and Tina they both riled her about how well she looked, stating every week that it *must* be about time for the nausea and sickness to kick in.

    “Seriously though …” Lara continued, amused by the docile look Dana had about her first thing in the morning, “parenting, I was thinking, perhaps we ought to think about the whole ‘second parent adoption thing’ … sooner rather than later?”

    Comments

    1. Hel is always catching it, hopefully Bette takes the news well. Hel should kick Al’s ass or even better withhold sex that would really get her. PPS

    2. aw, see, this is why you’re my favorite writer…i loved this chapter, and don’t argue with me. hehe. draughty dorm rooms, eh? hehe…*arches an eyebrow* i don’t suppose you know nufin’ ’bout that? *snicker* i myself never lived in a dorm room, as i think i’ve told you, and i’m happy not to have…but can enjoy others storie. hint hint. anyway lovely, this was really cute and i’m thrilled to have read two postings in less than two weeks with your crazy schedule. i even like shane and carmen in your stories, which is not a usual thing…newdawn does them as well, in a way i like, but you make all of them so sweet and realistic and healthy and interesting…a hard combo lady! pps whenever you can (i’m looking forward to reading over your shoulder when you do babe;) oh, and for funnyone’s benefit, i am NOT making bette and helena celibate, just cuz i’ve been *told*…but they’ll run into rough times ahead. muahahahahaha…ok, but i’ll be gentle.

    3. I seriously laughed out loud with this one. You made my day by posting today. This chapter was awesome and I cant wait for the next one. I bet that Bette goes all out for a b-day present for Lottie, but what could it be. hmmm PPVS

    4. Alice is tooo funny. Making all these plans but too afraid to tell Bette that it is Lottie’s birthday on Thursday. And Tina thinking that everytime the phone rings that it is Angie. Loved the long, slow, death by sex from Tina to her sexy wife Bette.

    5. Sofasitter, this is one terrific story…I am thoroughly enjoying it since discovering it 3 nights ago! Really well written, fabulous dialogue and your Lottie character fits right in perfectly. The sad part is that I see you haven’t udated it since September…you’re killing me….I hope that you will finish it. Please update?

    6. Too funny. Damn what a way to spend Sunday morning. Lottie’s Dad derserved so much more, but Bette should tell her. Alice you big chicken. This so reminds me of my friends. The phone usually starts around 8;30 and I’m the same way. Like who the hell is calling at this time, cos they know better.

    7. Helena better make Alice pay for that. They should all make Alice pay for that. God, it was just Lottie’s birthday. I was sitting here wondering if she was really a man, if she had a prosthetic limb or other medical condition, if she has to wear corrective lenses when she drives. Maybe she wasn’t willing to donate her organs. Nobody wants my organs anymore, they are assumed to be tainted by my diabetes, but I like them. And nobody has to make me wear my glasses, I’m too goddamned blind to do anything but go to the bathroom without them. But a word about Word: I say fight the machine! As helebette knows, I’ve seen it try to change her to “celibate”. Now, I’ve never met the woman, but it just didn’t seem right, so I didn’t allow it.

    8. Best Sunday morning ever! I totally get not wanting the pets to “watch” anything. They usually want to nap or something though. Usually. It’s just best if they’re out of the room. Um. Yeah. I don’t think Hels will get it in the neck for telling Bette, it’s not like it’s *bad* news or anything… It just means that once again, Bette’s one of the last to know anything. And everything’s being planned without her. Which is likely… well, bad. Oh well, Hels, we hardly knew ye. The chapter was too funny, lovely to read. Post when you can sofa, thanks!

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