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Summer Vacation. Chapter 34
Dana sat up straight in bed, “What’s the rush? you’re only 4 months …”
Lara nodded, “I know, but I just think it makes sense … to get started on it early … don’t you?”
Dana thought about it, Carmen and Shane were still filing legal papers and Freddie was nearly six months old, yet neither of them seemed too worried about it. In fact they never even got around to contacting a lawyer until Carmen was a week overdue. Dana frowned, unsure as to why Lara thought it was such a concern,
“Babe?”
“Uh huh …?”
“Nothing’s the matter right? you feel well, baby’s well?” Dana asked, to be sure,
Lara nodded, she left the window seat and went to join her wife back on the bed, “Everything’s fine,” she paused, “I just don’t think it hurts to be prepared … and if I could be sure that if anything were to happen to me our baby would automatically stay with you then I wouldn’t have a care in the world but sadly we both know that wouldn’t necessarily be true,”
Dana nodded, sometimes the harsh reality of it sucked, “Okay …” she replied decisively, “I’ll give Bette a ring today, get her to give me Joyce’s number, I’m pretty sure she’s still doing this,”
Lara grinned, “Thanks babe,”
Dana placed her hands delicately over their bump, “Now then,” she said, her lips almost in contact with Lara’s belly, “it’s Sunday morning, who’s for pancakes with syrup and bacon and eggs?”
Lara groaned, suddenly the thought of eggs making her queasy, “Oh god babe …” she put her hand to her mouth, “not eggs …”
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“Mnnneeeee,” Lottie groaned, stretching herself to full length where she lay diagonally across Jo’s bed, she gave a huge yawn before opening her eyes, strangely aware of the fact she had woken up alone,
Seconds later she knew why, when twenty pounds of boisterous labrador came hurtling at her with increasing speed, landing with one paw in her belly and another somewhere up near her head as he set about greeting her with wet sloppy kisses,
“Banjo!” Jo screeched, “Banj! get down! get off her!” she grabbed at the dog’s collar and pulled him a way, leaving a trail of drool where he’d just been, “sorry,” she said to Lottie, “sorry, he gets a bit carried away with weekend lie-ins,”
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Hel is always catching it, hopefully Bette takes the news well. Hel should kick Al’s ass or even better withhold sex that would really get her. PPS
aw, see, this is why you’re my favorite writer…i loved this chapter, and don’t argue with me. hehe. draughty dorm rooms, eh? hehe…*arches an eyebrow* i don’t suppose you know nufin’ ’bout that? *snicker* i myself never lived in a dorm room, as i think i’ve told you, and i’m happy not to have…but can enjoy others storie. hint hint. anyway lovely, this was really cute and i’m thrilled to have read two postings in less than two weeks with your crazy schedule. i even like shane and carmen in your stories, which is not a usual thing…newdawn does them as well, in a way i like, but you make all of them so sweet and realistic and healthy and interesting…a hard combo lady! pps whenever you can (i’m looking forward to reading over your shoulder when you do babe;) oh, and for funnyone’s benefit, i am NOT making bette and helena celibate, just cuz i’ve been *told*…but they’ll run into rough times ahead. muahahahahaha…ok, but i’ll be gentle.
I seriously laughed out loud with this one. You made my day by posting today. This chapter was awesome and I cant wait for the next one. I bet that Bette goes all out for a b-day present for Lottie, but what could it be. hmmm PPVS
Alice is tooo funny. Making all these plans but too afraid to tell Bette that it is Lottie’s birthday on Thursday. And Tina thinking that everytime the phone rings that it is Angie. Loved the long, slow, death by sex from Tina to her sexy wife Bette.
Oh man that was so funny and Alice so so crazy but gonna love her, poor Helena lol. Please post soon, thanks!
Sofasitter, this is one terrific story…I am thoroughly enjoying it since discovering it 3 nights ago! Really well written, fabulous dialogue and your Lottie character fits right in perfectly. The sad part is that I see you haven’t udated it since September…you’re killing me….I hope that you will finish it. Please update?
Too funny. Damn what a way to spend Sunday morning. Lottie’s Dad derserved so much more, but Bette should tell her. Alice you big chicken. This so reminds me of my friends. The phone usually starts around 8;30 and I’m the same way. Like who the hell is calling at this time, cos they know better.
I loved reading it.I laughed a lot.Thanks.
Helena better make Alice pay for that. They should all make Alice pay for that. God, it was just Lottie’s birthday. I was sitting here wondering if she was really a man, if she had a prosthetic limb or other medical condition, if she has to wear corrective lenses when she drives. Maybe she wasn’t willing to donate her organs. Nobody wants my organs anymore, they are assumed to be tainted by my diabetes, but I like them. And nobody has to make me wear my glasses, I’m too goddamned blind to do anything but go to the bathroom without them. But a word about Word: I say fight the machine! As helebette knows, I’ve seen it try to change her to “celibate”. Now, I’ve never met the woman, but it just didn’t seem right, so I didn’t allow it.
Best Sunday morning ever! I totally get not wanting the pets to “watch” anything. They usually want to nap or something though. Usually. It’s just best if they’re out of the room. Um. Yeah. I don’t think Hels will get it in the neck for telling Bette, it’s not like it’s *bad* news or anything… It just means that once again, Bette’s one of the last to know anything. And everything’s being planned without her. Which is likely… well, bad. Oh well, Hels, we hardly knew ye. The chapter was too funny, lovely to read. Post when you can sofa, thanks!