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    That Same Old Two-Step

    Story written on March 18, 2007 by Speed_Racer.
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    Helena needs a good kick in the ass and Bette needs to be brought down a peg or two. One shot.

    “The world does not revolve around you, Bette.”

    “What?” Bette sputtered indignantly.

    “I said the world does not—“

    “I heard what you said! How can you say that to me? You don’t know what I’ve been going through! I can—“

    “The party was for Jodi. And you made it all about yourself, right? Just like when you found out Tina was pregnant. It wasn’t how are you Tina, how’s the pregnancy been, no, it was how is this going to affect me. Another added expense. I’m not ready for a baby. We just lost the last one. How can I cope with another pregnancy?”

    “You have no idea what you’re talking about,” Bette spat. “I didn’t think any of those things!”

    “You didn’t think those things, Bette? Really?”

    “She hid that pregnancy from me! Spitefully! Didn’t she think I deserved to share in it? To feel the baby when it first kicked? To go to the doctor appointments? I fucking missed everything! How could she decide that she was just going to cut me off like that?” Bette burst out half yelling.

    “You sound bitter.”

    “Bitter? I don’t want to fucking talk about it.”

    “But what if she had told you? What would you have done? You’d already been with Candace hadn’t you?”

    “I don’t know. I don’t know when she had her secret insemination,” Bette spat bitterly.

    “You can guess can’t you?” Helena asked archly.

    “Yes. Yes. Okay? I’d already fucked Candace by then.”

    “You really are self centered. I’m sure your father helped you right along with thinking the world revolved around your wants and needs.”

    “Because I’m mad at what Tina did? I don’t have a right to be mad? She hid that pregnancy from me for months! She never would have told me. I would have seen her walking down the street one day with a baby! Some half black baby and never know it was our baby! She did it deliberately.”

    “Because you didn’t make an effort to win her back.”

    “Did she tell you that?” Bette asked suspiciously slamming another shot back.

    “Every woman wants to be swept off their feet, Bette. Haven’t you ever wanted that?” Helena asked her words slightly slurred.

    “No,” Bette answered flatly.

    “Well Tina wanted that.”

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    6. Speed Racer, Nice story! I’ve been waiting about a month for the resolution to the cliffie from “Say It Like you Mean It.” This is a great Bette/Helena interlude and very possible. I just loved the way you let them bait each other in “Mean It.” Hope you haven’t given up on that one. I know it’s often hard to get to post when you have that real life thing going on, but hope you have time soon! Thanks for writing!!!!!!!!!!!!

    10. Hey SR, Great intro for what promises to be an interesting and humorous tale. Loved the ending as both gals stood shouting their respective mantras. I can’t wait until you continue this story as it illustrates your terrific talent. Many thanks, Your Loyal Fan.

    11. speedy hun, did I ever tell you that you ROCK! I mean, you could write a story about George W. and his teddy bear and I’d still be captivated by it! Awesome! I think this is the 2nd story you should continue (after Say It :p) Speaking about Say it. I’m VERY eagerly waiting for the next chapter ;)

    15. I haven’t read it yet but had to make comment. Thanks for the “crumb” I know it will be filling and thanks to JaneC for tipping me off on another site that Speed_Racer has posted a story. Now I will go read ;-)

    16. Thanks for the story. If only the writers of this show could have one tenth of the insight you have into Helena our favorite season 2 bitch. Great interaction between the two. Very much in character to both. Now I’ll go read it again about two three more times.

    19. is it wrong if i am a bette and tina fan and yet i also root for bette and helena? hmmmmm… nope.. great start speed.. hope to hear from your other stories soon..

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