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    That Same Old Two-Step

    Story written on March 18, 2007 by Speed_Racer.
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    Author Notes:

    Helena needs a good kick in the ass and Bette needs to be brought down a peg or two. One shot.

    “Judging me?”

    “An observation.”

    “You don’t know what it’s like.”

    “To lose everything? I don’t know what that’s like?” Bette tone was scornful.

    “Your identity, Bette. I’ve lost everything that made me who I was. Everything. And this person here,” Helena pointed to her chest. “This useless blob is all that’s left!”

    “You’re pathetic.”

    “Shut up.”

    “Sponging off of Alice. She’s too kind to kick you out. Losing money left and right gambling with your pimp.”

    “She is not my pimp!”

    “Excuse me. Your lover. How rich is this woman?”

    “I don’t know. I’d never heard of her before.”

    “Never? Did you google her? Make sure she really is who she said she was? Helena this woman could be out to get you.”

    “Please. There’s nothing to have. I’m broke. Penniless.”

    “You’ve never heard of this woman and you’re richer than God. Doesn’t that seem strange? Don’t all of you rich people know of each other?”

    Helena snorted a laugh as she a poured them both another shot.

    “No. No we do not. I spent a good deal of my time in England and New York so I wouldn’t be too aware of the rich families in California.”

    “You may not have heard of her but she’s surely heard of you.”

    “She had lunch with my mother,” Helena mumbled.

    “And now you’re fucking her. I doubt that’s what your mother intended when she cut you off.”

    “Don’t preach to me, Bette –I fuck my students– Porter.”

    Bette inhaled sharply.

    “Alice,” she muttered angrily. “Helena you can’t be identified just through your money.”

    “Can’t I? I’ve spent thirty-three years doing so.”

    “And look at you now.”

    “I’m fine.”

    “Right.”

    “Did you and Jodi have some sort of fight? Is that why your party didn’t go well? Did she mention that stick in your arse?”

    Bette’s smile was lopsided as reached for the half empty decanter.

    “She thinks I want some one who works for me, not with me. That I’m a control freak. Because I want everything to be perfect. She didn’t like how I confronted Kit. Admittedly it was in front of everyone but Kit shouldn’t have been drinking in my house like that! In front of me knowing how I feel about that. It was disrespectful and she did it on purpose.”

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    6. Speed Racer, Nice story! I’ve been waiting about a month for the resolution to the cliffie from “Say It Like you Mean It.” This is a great Bette/Helena interlude and very possible. I just loved the way you let them bait each other in “Mean It.” Hope you haven’t given up on that one. I know it’s often hard to get to post when you have that real life thing going on, but hope you have time soon! Thanks for writing!!!!!!!!!!!!

    10. Hey SR, Great intro for what promises to be an interesting and humorous tale. Loved the ending as both gals stood shouting their respective mantras. I can’t wait until you continue this story as it illustrates your terrific talent. Many thanks, Your Loyal Fan.

    11. speedy hun, did I ever tell you that you ROCK! I mean, you could write a story about George W. and his teddy bear and I’d still be captivated by it! Awesome! I think this is the 2nd story you should continue (after Say It :p) Speaking about Say it. I’m VERY eagerly waiting for the next chapter ;)

    15. I haven’t read it yet but had to make comment. Thanks for the “crumb” I know it will be filling and thanks to JaneC for tipping me off on another site that Speed_Racer has posted a story. Now I will go read ;-)

    16. Thanks for the story. If only the writers of this show could have one tenth of the insight you have into Helena our favorite season 2 bitch. Great interaction between the two. Very much in character to both. Now I’ll go read it again about two three more times.

    19. is it wrong if i am a bette and tina fan and yet i also root for bette and helena? hmmmmm… nope.. great start speed.. hope to hear from your other stories soon..

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