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The ASP: Chapter Seven
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“Have you slept with her?”
“Ouch…low blow alert. TK, do you honestly think I would set you up with my sloppy seconds? Damn, we do need to get you some woman lovin’! You are starting to think irrationally!”
“You’re right. You’re right. Please accept my apology. This just reminds me to never go for a month without sex again.”
“Quite frankly if I were you, I’d be a blithering idiot by now. Thirty entire days without sex…just take me out back and shoot me instead.”
Tina’s eyes started to fill with tears she was laughing so hard.
“Well, it’s not that funny, TK!”
“Oh my God! It is hysterically funny to think of what you would look like after thirty days without sex. You’d probably be walking with a limp — all hunched over. You’d definitely be mumbling to yourself…something like how’d I let that one get away…”
Shane couldn’t help but join in with her friend’s hilarity. She truly would be better off dead than sexless.
“Well, let’s just have a good time drinking and dancing… if the worst happens we could always go home with one another.”
Tina glanced hastily at Shane. The quick smile on her friend’s face reduced the awkward moment to a simple wise crack.
The two settled back onto their barstools and continued to check out the women as they entered the bar. A couple of Shane’s friends from the movie studio arrived an hour into the evening. She introduced Tina to both of them; one worked on the set as a hairdresser and the other was a make-up artist. Both were attractive but a little young for Tina. She looked questioningly at Shane who gave her head a subtle shake “No”. Tina sighed and finished off her second glass of wine before pouring a third.
The four women spoke at length about current movie projects and the Hollywood stars on set. When the band arrived an hour later, there wasn’t a table in sight and it was Standing Room Only. Music filled the bar and Shane grabbed Tina’s hand and took her to the dance floor. The two swayed to the pace of the music for three songs before heading back to the table. They needed a breathier.
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Tina could give Usain Bolt a run for his money..girl is quick! Lunch on Monday is sure going to be interesting. A very fun chapter. Thanks you.
No confussion here *wink* What a fun story!!! Now, you did leave us hangin’ with a few unresolved ‘issues’… where did Tina go? PPS!
Hilarious, East! Love the Tina/Shane friendship. Can’t wait for Monday’s lunch and for Helena to reveal how much she knows of the true Tina. Poor Keith though… Tina’s not the only frustrated one.
Shane tripped Hels up no way thats too funny i know she tried to save her but she failed miserably.So Tina just ran…at the end of the dai shes onli at a bar im sure she could avoid her or didnt she want her to see her normal sexy look…Will Hels remember she saw Tina in the planet?more drama let the sag continue
Very cool! But who was Helena’s date? ….could it be someone we know?…hmmmm??!!!
I am loving this story. Tina doesn’t stand a chance against when she meets Bette. She will meet Bette right? Though the secret Tina/Helena shipper in me hopes that pairing happens.
LOL….love the Shane/T friendship… Please help T release some tension!
i’m curious about who Shane thought would be a good ‘f buddy’ for Tina. She said she might know her?
Awwwww Tina, poor baby. I just knew Peabody would be there and Keith should be told to keep his mouth shut. Well bettr than that Tina should have kept her mouth shut, Keith’s loyalty is to the Peabody’s. Anything he knows they will know. Here’s hoping Helena will have temporary amnesia that lasts through next Monday. Great fun chapter. PPS
Tina is quick on her feet,she and Shane must have done this before. How will she get out of this? Helene will be waiting for her Monday. thanks
SHANE: definition of a true friend…..Hey Eastmom!thought I was confuse?,Nah,you are a brilliant writer!…no confusion here….think i was just calling Tina out for not being able to control (alpha) libido!…. well Tee,it was fun while it lasted,looks like your cover has been blown to the kindom come (no, not the bathroom scene..the other one,start with a P)I just love this story!!!
Lots of funny moments indeed. I love how Shane felt she needed to find a date for herself before she found her friend in distress…. Now Missy East that chapter was way too short and very unfulfilling. Talk about leaving your date hanging. What’s up with that???? What happened to Tina and who the F is Helena’s date? How did Helena FEEL when she saw Tina? How long before we have Tina purring at the hands of the fair lady Peabody? Okay, now I didn’t like this chapter at all. I need MORE, MORE, MORE!!! So get back to your computer and give us the next chapter this afternoon. Tomorrow will absolutely not do. OKAY…I have an offer you cannot refuse. More Dylena sex for another chappie today…I’ll send you a PM with a teaser…Hehehehehehehe
East, ya what Squirl said, and I can get a 2 four 1. Did Tina go home to find her toys? Thank you, Md
Hey Eastmorn, damn girl you can dish out the drama eh? I may not always get to comment, but I’m reading nonetheless. Good stuff!
That was hilarious. Just keep picturing Tina trying to get away and then Helena hitting the ground. pps
people passing by must think i’m nuts as this chapter had me laughing out loud! since its a weekend, do we get a two chapters today? :) brilliant writing, east!