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The ASP: Chapter Three
“That’s exactly why going on strike against the whole blooming alpha population is going to work about as well as giving up oxygen. It may sound effortless in the beginning but you are eventually going to wind up very blue!”
Tina couldn’t stop the soft chuckle from escaping her pouty lips. Shane was just so wonderful when she was in her fix-your-love-life mode.
“I concede to your uncanny wisdom, Master Yoda.”
“Oh shut-up with the Yoda stuff. I get enough flack from Alice for that.”
“Alice? Who’s that?”
“Oh, she’s a friend of mine that works as a freelance journalist. I need to introduce you two. She’s incredibly annoying at times – the journalist in her cannot help but be overly inquisitive. But I love her because she has a heart of gold – through and through.”
“Sounds like a doll. Is she an alpha?”
Shane immediately caught wind of her friend’s direction.
“Tina – NO – but you definitely don’t want to date this one. Trust me. You two are so NOT couple material.”
Tina sighed loudly. “Whatever…Let’s get back to my situation, k?”
Shane ran her hands through her hair.
She became silent for a moment.
After a few minutes had passed she started to shake her head and softly mumbles something akin to… ‘it could work.’
“Hmmm…If I understand correctly, the problem seems to start when these beguiling alphas make their first move…”
“Exactly.”
“So… if we stop them from making a move on you, then PRESTO, no problamo.”
“Shane, I’m glad I’m not the only one here that’s lost her mind. What the heck are you saying?”
“Listen… seriously…this could work. Let’s face it Tina, you dress to the nines and spend a lot of money on presenting a particular type of image. This tends to get you noticed. Unfortunately it gets you noticed by the alphas that are breaking your heart. Are you following me?”
“I think so. But what are you proposing – a return to my poverty-stricken, luster-lacking college wardrobe days?”
“In a sense, yeah…”
“Shane please BE serious…”
“Tina, try and keep an open mind. Please listen closely. If the honey in the hive isn’t sweet enough, it may not attract a queen bee…but it will still attract plenty of worker bees. You know the ones that labor hard to prepare the way for the queen bee while working non-stop to make her happy and lazy.”
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You can dress T in a burlap sack and she’ll still be hot! Thanks for the update!
Hey there Eastmorn!!! You have definitely mastered writing a smooth flowing conversation!!! I loved this post!!! The transition for your Tina should be fun! Do ‘lesbian librarians’ drink cinnamon soy latte? LOL! God help her with cotton-poly blend *wink* BTW- the ‘hot car’ didn’t get past me, there are few things sexier than a woman in a convertible however, my eldest brother, who literally plays santa since his beard turned white, drives a red corvette convertible and the dueling images kinda canceled each other, lol!
There is absolutely no way that I believe this is a labour for you…Nope, don’t believe it…All’s I have to do is try writing myself and can prove to you how wonderful Your story is. This new librarian Tina should be interesting, lets see how long she can keep it up. Hmm Alice is shanes friend…does she have others???? PPS, tks!!
Everytime i read this i think okay this is going to happen, but then i read it and it goes in a another direction.Which is a good thing by the way!Tina’s taking advice from Shane the yoda…i wonder how did the yoda thing actually come about…but yes i think shane is a wise woman.But although Tina will adapt this new look will see stop the Alpha’s from hunting her?Like the update and looking forward to Tina’s and Alice’s meeting that should be huilarious right?
“Beautiful, brilliant, bitches” And:Bette…Tell me,babe: Is our brunette at a colision route with our blonde? Great…great chap! Great dialogues! Thanks, dear. And by the way:ok, i´vehad to admit. I have nervous hands, bold and anxious words, my fantasy is passionate and unbalanced; my eyes are voyeurs and enjoy wildness; my palate seak softness; my ears got delighted with sounds of a she…How can i be guilty of that? …But, sorry. Guilty has nothing to do with that…I prefer pleasure ;) But if you want you can call me a sinner…It´s funny,babe,but I´ve really had never thought about that this way, but…well, if that it is…I guess,then, I love to be an alpha :)Miss ya!
I am curious like the others to see where Bette fits in this story. Is she a has been or a future love? How about our fair lady Helena?
Tina could never be just any old Lesbian Librarian. This is going to be fun. Shane and her cray ideas. Will Bette or even Helena be the first to take notice? Can’t wait for the next chapter.
lol…oh my goodness this is gonna be so interesting. tina is gonna be approached by any and everybody. i can’t wait to read more.
Thanks for the update. This journey will be so much fun. I’m looking forward to the next few chapters. PPS
If she looks like a blonde Tina Fey, she’ll be way hot. That’s why Sarah Palin was found by some to be attractive. That sexy librarian look. LOL.
Wow, Tina is going to be one sexy, sexy librarian! :-) Yoda is so funny. This story is so much fun, I can’t wait to see what happens next! Don’t worry Eastmorn, I’ll be eagerly awaiting every new chapter to your story, and happily reading along!
I’m loving this story–I know it’s going to be great! It’ll really get good when Bette meets ‘slumming’ Tina and falls for her regardless of what she looks like, which will probably happen after Bette does a third or fourth look after getting to know her!
loved the exchange between tina and shane. this is so much fun. can’t wait to see where you’ll take us. am still hoping that bette will be the one who’ll end the ASP. or maybe you’ll throw us a curve ball and make bette one of the worker bees lol PPS!
Tina doing the “librarian look” god that would be hot as hell, that seriously IMO would attract the alphas and non alphas more to her, would it not? This Tina is going to have a ball and “Rock n Roll all of We-HO.” More please and thank you for this fabilicious tale.