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The ASP: Chapter Three
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A small flicker of understanding slowly triggered a deeper awareness inside Tina.
“Oh my God! You are such a fuckin’ genius!”
Shane didn’t bother trying to suppress a hefty grin.
“Do you see it, TK…you see it… right?”
“I believe I do… I won’t have to deal with all these aggressive alphas if I don’t attract them to begin with… all I have to do is dress with mediocrity in mind… my charming personality will attract the woman of my dreams who is willing to do the leg work to make me happy…I think we can skip the lazy part.”
Shane laughed. “Exactly! You will attract a woman who doesn’t mind working for your heart – instead of devouring it from the start. Wha-la! Problem solved.”
Tina jumped up from her chair and startled Shane as she lunged toward her. She threw her arms around her friend; hugging her so tightly she nearly cut off her air supply.
“Okay…okay…you’re welcome. Just don’t kill me in the process.”
“Oh… sorry… I’m just so excited. This really could work.” Tina paused for a moment to catch her breath. “So…uhmmm…where does one buy mediocre clothes? I’m guessing Rodeo Drive doesn’t have a shop for the non-trendy, budget conscious, and carefree-at-heart.”
“Hmmm…good question. I guess one could shop at a discount clothing store, staying away from any designer labels; at least that would be a fine starting point.”
“Yeah…that makes a lot of sense. Okay discount it shall be…Hell I’m going to save a ton of money in the process of protecting my heart. Couldn’t ask for more… I guess the next round of Planet coffee is on me.”
“Oh…that reminds me…no pedi’s or mani’s – that’s a dead give away too. And you are going to have to tone down the make-up and maybe pull your hair back in a bun. You know… the stereotypical librarian look.”
Tina sat back down in her chair and laughed gregariously. “You have no idea how excited I am to dress and portray the role of a spinster librarian. How much more fun could this be? I’ll start by finding a new job and practicing my librarian looks on my coworkers; if all goes well, I’ll move onto the WeHo lesbian population.”
Tina could hardly believe it. She was single once more and had a plan on how to dodge all of those dangerous WeHo alphas. Now that was reason alone to feel on top of the world! One thing was certain though. At some point she needed to find a way to coexist with these beguiling beauties. She couldn’t keep running away with potentially adverse consequences to herself. Her relationship with Alexandra had taught her that much.
“So are you good?” Shane asked.
“I’m better than good. I seriously can’t thank you enough for helping me with this plan, Shane. I guess I better get to the studio to finish a few remaining tasks and clean out my office. Then I’m off to the nearest library for some field research…”
Shane nearly lost it; she laughed so hard she thought she had peed in her pants.
Tina stood up and hugged her friend once more. “Don’t be a stranger, okay? It’s going to be really weird not seeing you everyday on set.”
The levity of the past several minutes took a turn to the serious side; but only momentarily.
“I know. For me too, TK. I’ll call you in a couple of days…for an introduction.”
“An introduction?”
“Hell, yeah! I want to be formally introduced to WeHo’s newest lesbian librarian.”
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You can dress T in a burlap sack and she’ll still be hot! Thanks for the update!
Hey there Eastmorn!!! You have definitely mastered writing a smooth flowing conversation!!! I loved this post!!! The transition for your Tina should be fun! Do ‘lesbian librarians’ drink cinnamon soy latte? LOL! God help her with cotton-poly blend *wink* BTW- the ‘hot car’ didn’t get past me, there are few things sexier than a woman in a convertible however, my eldest brother, who literally plays santa since his beard turned white, drives a red corvette convertible and the dueling images kinda canceled each other, lol!
There is absolutely no way that I believe this is a labour for you…Nope, don’t believe it…All’s I have to do is try writing myself and can prove to you how wonderful Your story is. This new librarian Tina should be interesting, lets see how long she can keep it up. Hmm Alice is shanes friend…does she have others???? PPS, tks!!
Everytime i read this i think okay this is going to happen, but then i read it and it goes in a another direction.Which is a good thing by the way!Tina’s taking advice from Shane the yoda…i wonder how did the yoda thing actually come about…but yes i think shane is a wise woman.But although Tina will adapt this new look will see stop the Alpha’s from hunting her?Like the update and looking forward to Tina’s and Alice’s meeting that should be huilarious right?
“Beautiful, brilliant, bitches” And:Bette…Tell me,babe: Is our brunette at a colision route with our blonde? Great…great chap! Great dialogues! Thanks, dear. And by the way:ok, i´vehad to admit. I have nervous hands, bold and anxious words, my fantasy is passionate and unbalanced; my eyes are voyeurs and enjoy wildness; my palate seak softness; my ears got delighted with sounds of a she…How can i be guilty of that? …But, sorry. Guilty has nothing to do with that…I prefer pleasure ;) But if you want you can call me a sinner…It´s funny,babe,but I´ve really had never thought about that this way, but…well, if that it is…I guess,then, I love to be an alpha :)Miss ya!
I am curious like the others to see where Bette fits in this story. Is she a has been or a future love? How about our fair lady Helena?
Tina could never be just any old Lesbian Librarian. This is going to be fun. Shane and her cray ideas. Will Bette or even Helena be the first to take notice? Can’t wait for the next chapter.
lol…oh my goodness this is gonna be so interesting. tina is gonna be approached by any and everybody. i can’t wait to read more.
Thanks for the update. This journey will be so much fun. I’m looking forward to the next few chapters. PPS
If she looks like a blonde Tina Fey, she’ll be way hot. That’s why Sarah Palin was found by some to be attractive. That sexy librarian look. LOL.
Wow, Tina is going to be one sexy, sexy librarian! :-) Yoda is so funny. This story is so much fun, I can’t wait to see what happens next! Don’t worry Eastmorn, I’ll be eagerly awaiting every new chapter to your story, and happily reading along!
I’m loving this story–I know it’s going to be great! It’ll really get good when Bette meets ‘slumming’ Tina and falls for her regardless of what she looks like, which will probably happen after Bette does a third or fourth look after getting to know her!
loved the exchange between tina and shane. this is so much fun. can’t wait to see where you’ll take us. am still hoping that bette will be the one who’ll end the ASP. or maybe you’ll throw us a curve ball and make bette one of the worker bees lol PPS!
Tina doing the “librarian look” god that would be hot as hell, that seriously IMO would attract the alphas and non alphas more to her, would it not? This Tina is going to have a ball and “Rock n Roll all of We-HO.” More please and thank you for this fabilicious tale.