With the workmen just a few short feet outside our bedroom window, I rolled over and straddled Ks hips, looking deeply into her eyes. Without speaking, she knew what I wanted and was willing to give it to me. But a wave of remorse washed over me as I saw just how badly her cheek and eye were swollen and I knew I couldnt continue if I had to look her in the face. So, in my best bedroom voice, I asked her to turn over, get on her knees, grab the headboard, and try not to attract the attention of those sweaty, muscular, shirtless lawnboys just a few feet away. She just nervously laughed and made no promises then obliged me without question.

As I continued to watch her sleep, I couldnt help but chuckle to myself at the thought of the sounds K had made not so long ago. And unlike my neighbors, I was extremely glad that the loud buzzing of those chainsaws echoed through our yard at 7 am muffling the screams of delirium from my wife.

Feeling as content as I could at that moment watching K and Elvis, I tuned the chair back to face the computer screen and tried to read more Fan Fic stories. There were several new stories by brand new authors that were recently posted and I really wanted to catch up with some of my favorites as well. There never seemed to be enough time to enjoy all the offerings but I was determined to get my fill this morning. I was definitely feeling the need to read, to feed the addiction , but my eye was just killing me. So I headed to the bathroom to find some Visine and figured I would just pee while I was there so as not to have to make two trips.

I found the eye drops and sat down to whiz. Multitasking was nothing new to me and I leaned my head back letting the liquid enter my eye and sooth the irritation. But I squeezed just a little too hard and my nose and cheek were quickly covered in Visine.