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    The New Mothers of Invention – #12 Touch Tones – S07

    Story written on August 23, 2015 by Blackbird.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=92119
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    The Million Dollar Cowboy Bar – Alice Real Girls with big hair, I’m not accustomed to.  Drag Queens, check.  But thirtysomething women, who actually teased their hair way up high before driving over here to drink all night – not so much.  Take Miss Laredo over there, who’s throwing her head back in peals of

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    The Million Dollar Cowboy Bar – Alice

    Real Girls with big hair, I’m not accustomed to.  Drag Queens, check.  But thirtysomething women, who actually teased their hair way up high before driving over here to drink all night – not so much.  Take Miss Laredo over there, who’s throwing her head back in peals of laughter, as if the brunette next to her has just told her the funniest joke in the world. I want some of that, shellacked finishes and all.

    Life has been too sad, and far too weird lately with Tasha, who likes things regimented and marching forward with nice, neat squared off edges. I’m an oval person, and I’ve never met a hard angle that didn’t upset and later, offend me. I blame it all on Shane’s dying mother, who’s looking more and more slightly green around the gills, as the one who ignited my heroic sense of carpe diem – Texas style.

    ”Bette, I’ll buy the first round if you’ll come with me to the bar. Help me carry back our cocktails.” Her knee high cowboy boots, and sly smile are the perfect commodities I need to obliterate my urban footwear, Jewish ancestry, and catch me a much-needed date for the evening.

    ”Single malt or bourbon?” Bette calls back to Tina, as I lead her away.

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    The Million Dollar Cowboy Bar – Shane

    It’s true. I haven’t thought this whole thing through in all the ways I should have with my mother.

    I forgave her leaving me for months with our neighbors, who finally put me into foster care, saving me from their teenage son, who looked like he was going to hop on me, and not get off.  Wrestling, he liked to call it.

    I’m strangely bent when it comes to sex.  Turning hand job tricks on Sunset Blvd was my first chosen source of income when I blew into town. That, I realize, says something about me. Words like gender bender, and the hard rubber cocks I strapped on and slid down the tight legs of my jeans were things I never knew existed before I stuck my hand out, and hitchhiked myself as far away as I could get from the Great State of Texas. And now, I’m home.

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    1. Anything that is headed with a photograph of my favourite woman and the next photograph my favourite couple is fine by me. Add some great writing and superb story telling and it can’t get better.

      Part 3 soon please BB :)

    2. Pat, you’re a dear! I had a feeling you’d like this one! If you drop back by, please hit the stars ranking button at the top of the story. I think with the new design of this site it helps readers find my writing.

      Ah, I loved writing the long opening windmill of Bette’s musings. Being in her head amuses me completely.

      Okay, Wanted: Dead or Alive posters are in the story, and now for the Showdown!

      I’ll figure it out tomorrow while I’m swimming. — Blackbird

    5. Going back down memory lane with bits about SHANE and how she got to LA was an eyeopener.BETTE also realized TINA was her forever .Now ALICE is being funny as always,love her.pps thanks

    7. FROM AN EMAIL TO ME – From Lollipop

      Your back!!!!! Loved it, I can only anticipate where this story could go with all the girls rocking this road trip! So glad to have the next installment to look forward to!

    9. Hello, to the new members, and hello again, to all the longtime L Word fanfiction readers who know me. I’ve had an email today from a reader who was excited about my book, Touch Tones, that is my vision of Season 7. It’s pretty cool. I think you’ll enjoy it.

      Anyway, back to the email from earlier today, the fan asked me where my WeHo: Behind the Scenes book was on LesFan.com. She said she couldn’t find it. I created this list below.

      WeHo: Behind the Scenes

      The series progresses in this order:

      Ultrasounds of Lovers – https://lesfan.com/?p=84277 (the first try at fanfiction.

      Translations – https://lesfan.com/?p=84290

      3. I Remember Rivers – https://lesfan.com/?p=84328 By this point, I was getting good. I’d start here if I were you.

      4. Come Back To Me – https://lesfan.com/?p=84359

      5. Red Water – https://lesfan.com/?p=84395

      6. Milkyway —- https://lesfan.com/?p=84400

      7. Remembering Me ——- https://lesfan.com/?p=84409

      8. Canyons ———– https://lesfan.com/?p=84754

      9. Lightning Bugs —————— https://lesfan.com/?p=84815

      10. Interview with a Vampire —– https://lesfan.com/?p=84863

      11. Not Another Word —————————————- https://lesfan.com/?p=84879

      12. The Fugue of White Noise —— https://lesfan.com/?p=84944

      13 Tomb Raider ———– https://lesfan.com/?p=85091

      14. Gypsy Whistles ————– https://lesfan.com/?p=85102

      15. The Ant Farm —————————————— https://lesfan.com/?p=85158

      16. Sleeping Rough —— https://lesfan.com/?p=85211

      17. Low Hanging Fruit —————————– https://lesfan.com/?p=85232

      18. A Taste For Politics —– https://lesfan.com/?p=85365

      19. Sanctuary ——– https://lesfan.com/?p=85405

      20. Tongue Tales ——— https://lesfan.com/?p=85426

      21. A Date with Myself ———————— https://lesfan.com/?p=85432

      22. The Thirteenth Floor ——— https://lesfan.com/?p=85458

      23. The Pussy Club https://lesfan.com/?p=85471

      24. The Fortune Teller ———————– https://lesfan.com/?p=85481

      25. A Spell on You ———- https://lesfan.com/?p=85563

      26. Objects in Motion —————————- https://lesfan.com/?p=85581

      27. A Drink with the Gypsy ———— https://lesfan.com/?p=85628

      28. 17 Reasons Why! Not ————————– https://lesfan.com/?p=85692

      29. The Weather Report ————– https://lesfan.com/?p=85828

      30. Fit for Battle ———– https://lesfan.com/?p=85844

      31. The Lucky Ones ———————————– https://lesfan.com/?p=85893

      32 Coming Home ——- https://lesfan.com/?p=86129

      33. Malibu —————————- https://lesfan.com/?p=86144

      Then, I begin Season 7 – flying completely over most of the annoyances of the show’s Season 6 I envision a whole continuing life for our favorite characters.

      Touch Tones – Season 7

      1. After Midnight ——- https://lesfan.com/?p=86526

      2. The Handler ——————————- https://lesfan.com/?p=86539

      3. The Ringer ————- https://lesfan.com/?p=86574

      4. Kryptonite ———————————— https://lesfan.com/?p=86655

      5. The Kiss ———— https://lesfan.com/?p=86802

      6. Meeting Maxine ————————— https://lesfan.com/?p=86891

      7. Flexibility ————- https://lesfan.com/?p=86940

      8. Blood Moon Rising ————————————– https://lesfan.com/?p=87025

      9. Radar Love ——————-https://lesfan.com/?p=87588

      10. Alice Surmises ——————————- https://lesfan.com/?p=88117

      11. Shanghaied ————— https://lesfan.com/?p=92089

      12. The New Mothers of Invention ————————- https://lesfan.com/?p=92119

      And for the moment we’re up to date.

      With that mission accomplished I will add a note of encouragement to LesFan’s readers, all writers enjoy, appreciate and are otherwise encouraged to write more fiction for you to enjoy, so tell us – even it’s just a dash of a note, or some line or joke, or amusing scene you particularly enjoyed – it’s nice to know what readers think.

      Enjoy yourselves out there! Blackbird aka @BlackbirdWrite

    10. I’m soo happy to read your story again! It’s darn too long for my liking
      Anyway, Sue Ellen is kinda…A bit homophobic? ..
      I mean, “Fake straight women?” Really?! ….
      Good thing that Bette is a bit mellow now..
      If not? …hehehe

      Thanks for the updates Blackbird
      Hope to see more of your stories

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