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    The New Mothers of Invention – #12 Touch Tones – S07

    Story written on August 23, 2015 by Blackbird.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=92119
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    Sue Ellen looks a bit more ill, then a shiver jumps up her shoulders. ”Bette,” I repeat again, digging into her with my elbow. ”What, Baby? What?” I whisper in a low voice very near her ear.  ”Do you remember the Xanax and Valium pills I keep for whenever we have an earthquake?” ”Ah, ah,

    Sue Ellen looks a bit more ill, then a shiver jumps up her shoulders.

    ”Bette,” I repeat again, digging into her with my elbow.

    ”What, Baby? What?”

    I whisper in a low voice very near her ear.  ”Do you remember the Xanax and Valium pills I keep for whenever we have an earthquake?”

    ”Ah, ah, of course I do, but I certainly don’t have any.  What’s wrong? Are you suddenly nervous?”

    ”I’m not nervous, at all, but they’re both blue, but Valium can also be yellow.”

    ”And grass is green.  All good to know, but did you get a look at the size of that Porterhouse that just went by?!”

    ”You probably can’t eat, can you Mom?” Shane peers over her Wanted Dead or Alive poster.

    Alice offers her medical advice. ”My mother, who had the maternal instincts of a spider, would’ve prescribed you Chicken Soup. It’s the Jewish cure all for anything.”

    ”But not Hitler,” says Sue Ellen, ”Do you all really believe there was a holocaust?”

    ”What!?” Bette shouts way too forcefully.

    Sue Ellen stares back at Bette. ”Pee-ah-zec-ee, that ain’t Irish, sweetheart. I know from whence I speak.”

    Alice, to her credit is taking none of this seriously, and she begins to smile, ”Does everyone in your family have a double name, Sue Ellen? And how’d you escape Virginia and North Carolina without one, Tina?”

    Shane leans across the table to Bette. ”Guys, I can’t eat a whole one of these monster steaks, maybe, I am a little worried about the tests tomorrow.”

    Alice comforts her, ”Drink some milk, Shane, that will coat your stomach.”

    ”She can make up her own mind what to eat. I think that should be plenty obvious.” Sue Ellen snorts, and lolls her head back against the soft red leather banquette. ”What do you know about it, anyway? Milk.”

    ”Pasteurized, or unpasteurized, or straight out of the teets? I freelanced for one of the farm co-ops back when everybody was on about making their own yogurt. You can’t stump me when it comes to dairy.”

    ”Right.” Shane says quickly. ”Mother, let’s go back to your room.”

    Sue Ellen waves her Wanted Dead or Alive poster back at her daughter. ”Don’t-cha mean, Death Row? And here you are, after twenty years back in Texas, taking me to dinner with your LA friends, hiding their unnatural attraction for each other with lipstick and fake wedding rings.”  She looks disgusted as she stares at Alice, avoiding Bette’s and my eyes. ”You must think I’m blind. Trust me, I’m not.”

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    1. Anything that is headed with a photograph of my favourite woman and the next photograph my favourite couple is fine by me. Add some great writing and superb story telling and it can’t get better.

      Part 3 soon please BB :)

    2. Pat, you’re a dear! I had a feeling you’d like this one! If you drop back by, please hit the stars ranking button at the top of the story. I think with the new design of this site it helps readers find my writing.

      Ah, I loved writing the long opening windmill of Bette’s musings. Being in her head amuses me completely.

      Okay, Wanted: Dead or Alive posters are in the story, and now for the Showdown!

      I’ll figure it out tomorrow while I’m swimming. — Blackbird

    5. Going back down memory lane with bits about SHANE and how she got to LA was an eyeopener.BETTE also realized TINA was her forever .Now ALICE is being funny as always,love her.pps thanks

    7. FROM AN EMAIL TO ME – From Lollipop

      Your back!!!!! Loved it, I can only anticipate where this story could go with all the girls rocking this road trip! So glad to have the next installment to look forward to!

    9. Hello, to the new members, and hello again, to all the longtime L Word fanfiction readers who know me. I’ve had an email today from a reader who was excited about my book, Touch Tones, that is my vision of Season 7. It’s pretty cool. I think you’ll enjoy it.

      Anyway, back to the email from earlier today, the fan asked me where my WeHo: Behind the Scenes book was on LesFan.com. She said she couldn’t find it. I created this list below.

      WeHo: Behind the Scenes

      The series progresses in this order:

      Ultrasounds of Lovers – https://lesfan.com/?p=84277 (the first try at fanfiction.

      Translations – https://lesfan.com/?p=84290

      3. I Remember Rivers – https://lesfan.com/?p=84328 By this point, I was getting good. I’d start here if I were you.

      4. Come Back To Me – https://lesfan.com/?p=84359

      5. Red Water – https://lesfan.com/?p=84395

      6. Milkyway —- https://lesfan.com/?p=84400

      7. Remembering Me ——- https://lesfan.com/?p=84409

      8. Canyons ———– https://lesfan.com/?p=84754

      9. Lightning Bugs —————— https://lesfan.com/?p=84815

      10. Interview with a Vampire —– https://lesfan.com/?p=84863

      11. Not Another Word —————————————- https://lesfan.com/?p=84879

      12. The Fugue of White Noise —— https://lesfan.com/?p=84944

      13 Tomb Raider ———– https://lesfan.com/?p=85091

      14. Gypsy Whistles ————– https://lesfan.com/?p=85102

      15. The Ant Farm —————————————— https://lesfan.com/?p=85158

      16. Sleeping Rough —— https://lesfan.com/?p=85211

      17. Low Hanging Fruit —————————– https://lesfan.com/?p=85232

      18. A Taste For Politics —– https://lesfan.com/?p=85365

      19. Sanctuary ——– https://lesfan.com/?p=85405

      20. Tongue Tales ——— https://lesfan.com/?p=85426

      21. A Date with Myself ———————— https://lesfan.com/?p=85432

      22. The Thirteenth Floor ——— https://lesfan.com/?p=85458

      23. The Pussy Club https://lesfan.com/?p=85471

      24. The Fortune Teller ———————– https://lesfan.com/?p=85481

      25. A Spell on You ———- https://lesfan.com/?p=85563

      26. Objects in Motion —————————- https://lesfan.com/?p=85581

      27. A Drink with the Gypsy ———— https://lesfan.com/?p=85628

      28. 17 Reasons Why! Not ————————– https://lesfan.com/?p=85692

      29. The Weather Report ————– https://lesfan.com/?p=85828

      30. Fit for Battle ———– https://lesfan.com/?p=85844

      31. The Lucky Ones ———————————– https://lesfan.com/?p=85893

      32 Coming Home ——- https://lesfan.com/?p=86129

      33. Malibu —————————- https://lesfan.com/?p=86144

      Then, I begin Season 7 – flying completely over most of the annoyances of the show’s Season 6 I envision a whole continuing life for our favorite characters.

      Touch Tones – Season 7

      1. After Midnight ——- https://lesfan.com/?p=86526

      2. The Handler ——————————- https://lesfan.com/?p=86539

      3. The Ringer ————- https://lesfan.com/?p=86574

      4. Kryptonite ———————————— https://lesfan.com/?p=86655

      5. The Kiss ———— https://lesfan.com/?p=86802

      6. Meeting Maxine ————————— https://lesfan.com/?p=86891

      7. Flexibility ————- https://lesfan.com/?p=86940

      8. Blood Moon Rising ————————————– https://lesfan.com/?p=87025

      9. Radar Love ——————-https://lesfan.com/?p=87588

      10. Alice Surmises ——————————- https://lesfan.com/?p=88117

      11. Shanghaied ————— https://lesfan.com/?p=92089

      12. The New Mothers of Invention ————————- https://lesfan.com/?p=92119

      And for the moment we’re up to date.

      With that mission accomplished I will add a note of encouragement to LesFan’s readers, all writers enjoy, appreciate and are otherwise encouraged to write more fiction for you to enjoy, so tell us – even it’s just a dash of a note, or some line or joke, or amusing scene you particularly enjoyed – it’s nice to know what readers think.

      Enjoy yourselves out there! Blackbird aka @BlackbirdWrite

    10. I’m soo happy to read your story again! It’s darn too long for my liking
      Anyway, Sue Ellen is kinda…A bit homophobic? ..
      I mean, “Fake straight women?” Really?! ….
      Good thing that Bette is a bit mellow now..
      If not? …hehehe

      Thanks for the updates Blackbird
      Hope to see more of your stories

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