Today Bette asked me to be in the house for dinner she said it was important, she needs to tell me something, and since I have nowhere to be I guess I’ll be there, lately I’ve been getting out alone for the first time, ’cause Bette and Tina wouldn’t let me go out alone, it was too dangerous, but now that I’ve become the master of wheel chairs, they trust me a little more. As I wonder around west Hollywood I get the sense that maybe I haven’t really lost my charming touch, ’cause wheel chair and all I still get a lot of looks from pretty girls, I haven’t lost my mojo, and that is amazing. But oh look at the time I should be on my way to my parents house ( got it? My parents house, I like the sound of it, I still can’t get over it) like fifteen minutes ago, I guess I’ll have to drive I little careless now, good thing you don’t need a drivers license for wheel chairs or I wouldn’t be allowed even near one.

            When I get into the house I can see that all the girls (except for Shane) are here, this must be important.

            – Well now that we are all together now, we can start.-

            – What is this all about Bette?- Dana asks frowning

            – Tina and I want to tell you guys something really important.-

            – Well speak already.- I say

            – Yeah, why the big fuss?- Oh I know that voice, it comes from behind me, someone just walked in and stayed standing right in front of the doorsomeone I haven’t seen for over a month, someone we all missed a lot

            – Shane! Where the ***** have you been?- Alice yells, demanding an answer with her stare.

            – Here and there, you know, I had stuff to do.- she answers calmly, like it was no big  deal that she just disappeared on us like that.

            – Well now, that the hole family is gathered here tonight Tina and I want to make you all an invitation.-

            – Invitation? For what?- I ask confused