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    The Promise

    Hey ladies this is the longest one yet…but this a stand alone script…Im using my characters from the Promise and its set in the future. I just introduced Achilles and James into The Promise so if you never read the Promise you might not get the inside jokes…also James will be hangin out with Shane and Dash more…mainly because Bette ********* uhm..well okay thats all Im giving you haha…youll either love or hate this…I found myself doing both when I wrote it at work…anyway …Is basically dropping crumbs of things for the future.

    Mission Impossible 3

    Alice and Shane walked down the street holding a bag of groceries.

    Alice: Never?

    Shane: Ever!

    Shane held the door to Alices apartment building open for her. They walked into the elevator and the doors closed behind them.

    Alice: So then what do you do?

    Shane: Oh dont get me wrong, Im still out on the prowl and gettin some *****.

    Alice slapped Shane on the back of the head.

    Alice: I cant believe youve never has a date for Valentines day.

    Shane: I dont celebrate it.

    Alice: Not at all?

    Shane: Nope.

    Alice: So tomorrow…

    Shane: Dont expect a damn thing.

    Alice: What about a date?

    The elevator door opened and Shane backed out with a goofy grin.

    Shane: I told you ….I dont date…never have, never will..

    Alice ran out after Shane who sprinted down the hall with the groceries. Shane stopped at Alices door and doubled over in pain. She panted hard and held her side as she used the wall for support.

    Shane: Oh God!…Ive got to slow down on the cigarettes.

    Alice: Yeah your not in as good of shape as you used to be.

    Alice unlocked the door and went in.

    Shane: Whats that supposed to mean?

    Alice: You cant go as long as you used to.

    Alice wiggled her eyes suggestively and ran into the apartment. Shane chased after her and tackled her onto the couch.

    Shane: Say uncle.

    Alice wiggled under her and shook her head No.

    Shane: Ill use the Death Lock.

    Alice stopped moving and looked at her in terror.

    Alice: You wouldnt!

    Shane: Wanna try me?

    Alice: You cant use it on the master, thats unethical…

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    Comments

    1. Yes, Shane is so… ? Romantic ? Yes (à sa façon). Love Alice and Shane.
      Oh, does Bette says to tina about Mission Impossible 1 & 2 ? Happy to seee them like this.. lovers.
      Another great chapter.

    2. Hey! waking up to these fics is one of my fave parts of the day, especially if ur chapters are up there! this one was soo funny and romantic, i love how u have potrayed James that is too funny!!

    3. This was pure genius! I absolutely loved every moment of it, especially: “James stood on the roof tugging at his ski mask as he turned on the lights and lit the candles. He then sat on the floor and cried as he started what should have been his easiest task…blowing up the raft.” I let out the biggest guffaw and almost cried myself…too funny. Man, this chapter cracked me my ass up, but also appealed to my sensi side. Thanks!

    4. ‘army issued thermal wear’ That was just too funny as I imagined the “mission”. Bette can be so evil!!!! Great story. I’m still waiting for Saturday?!?

    5. Wow, that was an awesome chapter and thank you so much…. had an awful ballet class this morning at your story made my day so much better. I laughed out loud and also shed a few tears… I’m the soppy kind! ha ha Thanks again! :)

    6. Alice: I thought you don’t celebrate Valentine’s day?

      Shane: I don’t….I’m celebrating you.
      f*cking brilliant! you write shane and al so well. thanks so much for this story!

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