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The Promise
Shane raised one eyebrow.
Shane: And since when do I have ethics?
Alice: Uncle!
Shane: Uncle what?
Alice: Uncle Shane is the master, and I am a chump!
Shane released her hands from Alices wrists and placed a torrid kiss on her lips.
Alice: About tomorrow…
Shane: Al there will be no Valentines day for me tomorrow!…dont expect chocolate…or roses…
Alice pouted.
Shane:…None of those nasty ***** candies with stupid messages on them…no mushy cards…no stupid songs and absolutely NO PINK! In fact I am boycotting all things red too!
Alice: Okay I get the point…but seeing you in a pink thong…
Shane: What the ***** makes you think I would wear a thong?
Alice: For me?
Shane: If Jesus floated through the door with one in his hand Id become a Jew!
Alice: Thats so not cool Shane, Jesus is my homeboy!
Shane rolled her eyes and kissed her again.
Shane: Its just a stupid Hallmark holiday Al…I dont need them, to tell me, to tell you, I love you…
They both tried to figure out what the ***** Shane said.
Alice: Does that mean you love me?
Shane: No …absolutely not, it just means I dont need them to tell me WHEN to tell you.
::CLANK::
Alice: *****! Ahw…what the ***** !
Alice reached down and rubbed her knee.
Shane: Ha..Ive been ready for you.
Shane knocked her knuckles on her crotch to reveal she was wearing a cup.
Alice: So what now youre packing all the time?
Shane: Im not packing, I wore my cup home from lessons today…I had a feeling wede have this conversation and that your reaction would involve your knee and my groin.
Shane leaned in and licked her earlobe.
Shane: And were not talking about the way I like it…
Alice blushed and pushed Shane away.
Shane: So youre shy now?
Alice: Perhaps…
Shane: Perhaps I should go?
Alice: If you must.
Shane: Okay.
Shane hoped off of her and walked to the front door. Alice leapt off the couch and jumped on her back.
Shane: Oh so its like that?
Alice: Get your ***** to the bedroom Stud!
Shane: I dont know, Im not in as good fo shape as I used to …
Shane ran to the bedroom with Alice on her back. They crashed onto the bed with Shane breathing heavy.
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(25 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
That was great..so romantic, sexy and funny. Wonderful writing!!!!
I laughed so hard I think I tore my Pu*** muscle..hee hee.. that was simply genius.. thank for the tiny crumbs.. looking for more.
Yes, Shane is so… ? Romantic ? Yes (à sa façon). Love Alice and Shane.
Oh, does Bette says to tina about Mission Impossible 1 & 2 ? Happy to seee them like this.. lovers.
Another great chapter.
WOW! I found myself laughing out loud several times, which doesn’t happen too often when I’m reading. So well done..absolutley one of my favorites so far!
Hey! waking up to these fics is one of my fave parts of the day, especially if ur chapters are up there! this one was soo funny and romantic, i love how u have potrayed James that is too funny!!
Loved each word thanks
This was pure genius! I absolutely loved every moment of it, especially: “James stood on the roof tugging at his ski mask as he turned on the lights and lit the candles. He then sat on the floor and cried as he started what should have been his easiest task…blowing up the raft.” I let out the biggest guffaw and almost cried myself…too funny. Man, this chapter cracked me my ass up, but also appealed to my sensi side. Thanks!
‘army issued thermal wear’ That was just too funny as I imagined the “mission”. Bette can be so evil!!!! Great story. I’m still waiting for Saturday?!?
What a Valentine’s Day!!!
Wow, that was an awesome chapter and thank you so much…. had an awful ballet class this morning at your story made my day so much better. I laughed out loud and also shed a few tears… I’m the soppy kind! ha ha Thanks again! :)
Alice: I thought you don’t celebrate Valentine’s day?
Shane: I don’t….I’m celebrating you.
f*cking brilliant! you write shane and al so well. thanks so much for this story!
That was awsome. Great valentin story with lost of funny thing. Totally loved it.
That hot and so romantic, post soon. Thank you!