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The Promise
Tristan: Dont you dare come to me with that clich and unoriginal crapola Im an artist Shaneyou can get a dozen roses at any corner or gas station.
Shane rubbed her bottom lip with two fingers.
Shane:Uhm how about three dozen? And in white?
Tristan:No…No…No…that has funeral written all over it.what are you trying to say to her?
Shane:Uhmwe both fucked up and I dont want anymore women to come between usthe only woman I want is you?
Tristan covered his mouth and sobbed while Shane ran a nervous hand through her hair.
Tristan: Look at you!
Shane:Yeah yeah..so any ideas for an arrangement that says that?
Tristan: Well first you need a creative and romantic gestureand second giving her flowers with another womans name probably isnt it.
Shane:Huh?
Tristan: You know you said you dont want other women to nevermind
Shane: Anywayuhm I dont know what to get.Marina always liked LiliesI think Lara likes Daisies.cause theyre simple yet
Tristan: Shane you ever fucked a woman named Daisy?
Shane: I think Im up to five..no six.
Tristan: And we will not be giving her Daisieswe should probably leave out Lilies and Heathers too
Shane: Okay is there any flower you can suggest that doesnt have the name of a woman Ive been with?
Tristan leaned against the counter and propped his head up on his hand.
Tristan: Tulips.
Shane:Hmmyou know whatI have an idea.
(queue the harp again and just imagine that hazy thing fading back out to Alice and Shane on the couch)
Alice: Waitso you really did all that?
Shane nodded and looked down at her feet. She wiggled her dirty toes and scrunched her nose at her swollen little toes. She went to reach for a pillow but found that Alice was already propping her foot up on the coffee table.
Shane: Thanks Al .
Alice turned to Shane and saw the sincerity in her eyes.
Alice: Its just a pillow
Shane: Thats not what I meant
Alice sat back on the couch and turned to Shane. She propped her head in her hand and placed her elbow on the back of the couch.
Shane:You didnt have to open the doorthis time, I definitely deserved to sit in the hall stuck halfway in the door.
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(21 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)
loved both chapters but this one made me laugh especially the martha stewart joke
*doing happy dance*
*sitting back down coz blister is too much to handle* ;)
Thanx so much for another amazing chapter, and 2 in one night we’re truly blessed =0) Thank you!!
Finally. A real great chapter. Thank you
I’M so happy that they finaly got back together. So cute. Can’t wait to have another update I really need a fix.
BEAUTIFUL CHAPTER PLEASE POST SOON
Yay im back! stupid computer!!. Awesome chapters girl! im so happy they are back toguether :D They need eachother. I love your story…Thanks :D
What a wonderful chapter,the best yet!!! Your writing is amazing You so deserve an award!!! i’m so glad that Shane @ Alice are back together again I knew I could Trust You to get them back together. I don’t know what is going to happen with Dash maybe Bette @ tina Can Adopt her.Thank you for posting this wonderful chapter. Now i’m going toread it and enjoy it again.I hope your computer gets fixed soon I miss your witty omments They are part of the fun of reading your story.
So so so sweeeeeet!!!
un-f*cking-belivable!!! Those were the sweetest chapters i read!!! Amazing!!! (just like nix….doing a happy dance here!!!!) Keep it up doing really great!!!!
This is good, I’m glad they work it out and now let see what’s happen next. Post soon, thank you!
haha i love this chap….O.O WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO MORE SEX?!?!