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    The Real Tibette Watch Gen Q – Episode 3

    ‘There was at least that one part they got right,’ she said. ‘Assuming Fake Alice is, in fact, gonna end up with Tom.’

    ‘Oh, I think she will. And Gigi with Dani, that’s a lock.’

    ‘Just Dani?’

    Bette laughed. ‘I don’t see Fake Bette doing a throuple.’

    ‘Care to make it interesting?’

    ‘Oh no, I’m not betting on this with you. I still have three Solly walks to pay off.’

    ‘Hmm,’ Tina said, coming up behind Bette as she rinsed out the sink. ‘Maybe I’ll let you pay your debts to me another way . . .’

    Her hands went round Bette’s waist and she leaned her head against her back so she could feel Bette’s muscles as she moved.

    ‘I don’t have any money, if that’s what you’re thinking,’ Bette said.

    ‘It isn’t.’

    Tina caressed Bette’s stomach then skirted up a little, to just under her boobs. Bette smiled, and was just about to turn round and kiss her when they heard footsteps overhead. Tina pulled away, turned and saw Kit’s feet coming down the open-back stairs.

    ‘Hey, baby girls,’ she said when she got to the bottom and saw who was there. ‘Forgot my damn spectacles.’

    Tina picked them up and handed them to her sister-in-law, who was looking very ready for bed in fluffy pink slippers and a Pittsburgh Steelers football shirt (Sunny’s).

    ‘Everyone asleep up there?’ Bette asked, draping the tea towel on the stove rail.

    ‘I have no idea. Miss Sasha moved in with us, though.’

    ‘Oh, Kit, I’m sorry,’ Tina said.

    Kit waved off the apology, ran her hand down Tina’s arm and squeezed her hand lovingly before turning and walking away. ‘Oh, you enjoy your weird-ass show?’ she said, stopping at the bottom of the stairs.

    ‘Yeah,’ Bette said. ‘It was okay.’

    ‘Hmm,’ Kit said. ‘Y’know, if that’s based on your lives, does that mean I’m in it too?’

    Bette just stared at her sister, her mouth suddenly dry, but then Tina rode to the rescue.

    ‘Um, yeah, I guess so,’ she laughed weakly. ’I mean, I suppose it would. Yep. Mhmm.’ She looked away, picked up the tea towel and folded it, avoiding Bette’s What the fuck are you doing? glare.

    ‘Oh,’ Kit smiled. Then she laughed her glorious, rich, unique laugh. ‘And am I fabulous and talented and successful?’

    Tina now looked at Bette. Bette was looking at Kit. She swallowed, her eyes glistening. Then she quietly took Tina’s hand and said, ‘Yes. Yes, Kit. That is exactly what you are.’

    Comments

    1. Poor Kit. If she only knew. She should be fabulous and talented and successful. This story has become the only reason to look forward to Sunday nights. We know another episode of Largo’s
      righting the ship (pun intended) will follow. Keep up the normalcy. It’s just so welcome.

    2. I do like this chapter….. a few days at the cabin with Kit and Sonny….Thank goodness the show only comes on once a week…. Now they can have some time with the kids in a relaxed and out of the city place….

      Time for Tina and Bette to get a little R & R too…

      Thanks for the update….

    3. Largo,

      This chapter is a balm for me as well!!! It’s great to see how you describe the feelings and opninions of the real Tibette about the fake ones!

      Poor Kit, i hope she will never discover that they killed her off in GQ. She didn’t deserve that, but we all know this show doesn’t make sense at all.

      Till next week!

      • Hi Bibi! I think I can reveal that no, Kit will never be told what they did. I couldn’t do that, and it should never have happened. Thanks for coming along on this ride and hope you have a good week. :-)

    4. Hey Largo,

      Super chapter & I must say I was surprised yet so very happy to read that you added Kit to the story!! Just loved that!!!

      But it was soooooo heartbreaking at the end when she asked Tibette if she was in the show too!!! Stupid SL with Kit’s death.

      Wondering though if Ms Angie will make an appearance in this series??? Would like to read how you are presenting her & what the teenager looks & sounds like to you.

      And Tibette – time for some real lovin’ girl. They keep getting interrupted before either one reaches first base!!!!

      You have got to give us initimate scene since we aren’t getting one with Fake Bette or Fake Tina. I’ll beg you if you want!!! Ha. Ha.

      Seriously, thanks for this update & you did a fabulous job. They are just like so many of us envision.

      Until the next episode.

      • Hello my friend! Thank you for reading this episode and for your comment about the ending. I was pleased with how it worked out, because Bette doesn’t have to tell Kit a lie and yet she can still spare her. That pleased me. And of course Kit is in it! What’s the point of fixing the damn show if I can’t fix that??? lol And yeah, our girls will get quality bedroom time at some point. Stay tuned for that. And thanks, as always, for your comments. Have a good week! x

        • Forgot to add this line from Bette as she & Tina are watching the show – which was just brilliant & sooooo good!!!

          ‘Of course she’s not real, but come on – “Pippa Pascal”? What, was Roger fucking Rabbit unavailable?’

          I can just hear that coming out of Bette’s mouth!!!

          Just like at the party at Shane’s back in OG when Bette & Tina talk to the actress that’s playing ‘Bev’ –

          That was a great reference Largo. Well done.

          Can’t wait for ep 4 & your take on it.

          • haha, yes that was a callback to Mary fucking Poppins. I just think Pippa is kind of an insipid-sounding name and the alliteration just makes it worse, so of course Bette would have to take aim at that. Thanks for highlighting it, my friend :-)

    5. Any way you turn it Largo, this shytt has got to be therapeutic to write!!

      Oh, please,’ Tina said, swatting her wife’s shoulder. But then she gave her a sideways look. ‘Well, I wouldn’t say no to hotel sex one weekend soon.’

      ‘We can bribe the kids with Kit time.’

      Tina laughed. ‘And bribe Kit with pie!’

      Tibette’s comedic dialog is a force to be reckoned with!!! These two are gonna be scheming big time if it looks like they can slip away to jump each other’s bones!!!!

      Gosh I love Kit being “alive & well”. Look how much humor the Fake GenQ is missing out on without a “real” Kit.

      Doggone those writers & Producers. At least you got the legit goods Largo!!!

      I’m liable to wake up in the night laughing at your “And we can bribe Kit with pie”!!! I hit the floor when first reading that . . . . And it’s just in me now!!! Where are the emojis when a girl needs them

    6. Strange that “real” Tina and Bette forgot to mention about biggest problem in 203 – Bette made huge decision regard Angie without consulting with Tina first.
      Both LuH and JB so many talking about co-parenting – but it wasn’t co-parenting – it was Tina as absent parent. Again.
      GQ managed to fu..ck up not only Tibette and Kit, but co-parenting also

      • Hiya Zhenya! Thanks for reading this story and for your comment. If you mean the decision to let Angie meet her half-sister, it is mentioned – it’s at the bottom of p. 5, where Bette says she feels like banging her head off something and Tina just finds it funny, because it’s so ridiculously bad.

        You are entirely right, though. Even by their own stated aims, this show keeps missing the goal. Truly shameful that anyone picks up a paycheque for this stuff. Have a good week! Largo

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